This is indeed a common question but it doesn't make it less true
Why would you make a porn video that lasts for 30 minutes, an hour, two hours?
It's not like anyone every masturbates for over 10 minutes, max.
And to be honest, why would they add a story to a porn movie? The reason you watch the movie is because you want to masturbate, not because you like the story. I've never heard anyone going "Dude! You gotta watch that porn movie, the storyline in it is GREAT!" No, it just won't happen.
And why is it that all porn movies, videos, "homemade" videos, are always so fucking odd? It's never anything regular or something you would do normally. That kind of shit never happens to you?
I mean honestly, how often would you find yourself having sex with 2 girls, banging one of them whilst the other one is getting teabagged? No, it just won't happen. Then again, I doubt I'd find much pleasure in having a girl sucking my own balls off whilst the other one decides to scream like a fucking maniac "YES COME ON! FUCK ME HARDER! FUCK THAT PUSSY!" I don't see where that is a turn-on.
So anyway, when guys masturbate, they do it differently from when they do it with a girl around, and I'm damn sure girls do it differently aswell.
Guys also have to ask the same question, over and over, "Do you like that?" And we do expect the same answer as always: Yes.
Well fucking of course she likes it you fucking numbnut, or else she wouldn't have sex with you unless she's mentally derranged and is some sort of nympho.
I'm sure I've brought this up before...
söndag 15 november 2009
fredag 24 juli 2009
söndag 12 juli 2009
Honesty, 10 dollars
I honestly don't think I can be fucking arsed to care anymore.
So why don't most of you, just go fuck yourselves. Mainly because you really don't know me, therefor you can't really care, and that comes down to the fact that most of you must be liars, amirite?
Good, now fuck off.
So why don't most of you, just go fuck yourselves. Mainly because you really don't know me, therefor you can't really care, and that comes down to the fact that most of you must be liars, amirite?
Good, now fuck off.
onsdag 3 juni 2009
Threaten someone with the banana gun - EverydayHero to the rescue
How do you actually define a hero?
Is it an everyday-hero who picks up your wallet when you drop it, so you won't lose it, or is it firefighters, who save people from burning buildings and save lives?
Or is it those in the movies. They have super powers, they're invincible, strong and almighty?
The meaning of the word 'hero', depends on what that one person have done.
Let's say you save someone from drowning, pulls up the person from the water, gives mouth to mouth and saves a life, the person wakes up and calls you a hero for saving his/her life.
Or is that a saviour? You just saved someone from dying. Savior or hero?
Nowdays, we know that there is nothing supernatural, there's no superheroes in the world, no one can fly.
So the question remains: Who is a hero?
I'd say that everyone is a hero, it's just that there will always be someone better.
Is it an everyday-hero who picks up your wallet when you drop it, so you won't lose it, or is it firefighters, who save people from burning buildings and save lives?
Or is it those in the movies. They have super powers, they're invincible, strong and almighty?
The meaning of the word 'hero', depends on what that one person have done.
Let's say you save someone from drowning, pulls up the person from the water, gives mouth to mouth and saves a life, the person wakes up and calls you a hero for saving his/her life.
Or is that a saviour? You just saved someone from dying. Savior or hero?
Nowdays, we know that there is nothing supernatural, there's no superheroes in the world, no one can fly.
So the question remains: Who is a hero?
I'd say that everyone is a hero, it's just that there will always be someone better.
måndag 1 juni 2009
Greet the end
Some people just need some extra attention, barely that.
Sometimes they just need something little, that little extra thing.
I'm not talking about attention whores, they're way out of my league, but ordinary people you see each day... Ordinary, depending on how you see them.
Sometimes what seems to be the hardest thing to do, is the easiest there is.
Sometimes, a "hello" is enough to bring someone back on their feet.
Then again, why should we give a damn about people we don't know at all?
The odds are that you won't ever, in your entire life, likely to see that one person ever again, depending on where you saw him/her.
We're born selfish and lonely, and every creature in this world will die alone.
Even a dog, just before death, will crawl away to an empty place without anyone around, just to die there, alone.
Same would go for humans, it's just that they decide to fucking strap us to a bed and keep us alive until they realize you're either completely dead or old enough to let go of.
Sometimes they just need something little, that little extra thing.
I'm not talking about attention whores, they're way out of my league, but ordinary people you see each day... Ordinary, depending on how you see them.
Sometimes what seems to be the hardest thing to do, is the easiest there is.
Sometimes, a "hello" is enough to bring someone back on their feet.
Then again, why should we give a damn about people we don't know at all?
The odds are that you won't ever, in your entire life, likely to see that one person ever again, depending on where you saw him/her.
We're born selfish and lonely, and every creature in this world will die alone.
Even a dog, just before death, will crawl away to an empty place without anyone around, just to die there, alone.
Same would go for humans, it's just that they decide to fucking strap us to a bed and keep us alive until they realize you're either completely dead or old enough to let go of.
söndag 17 maj 2009
Imperfect the way you are
There's nothing wrong.
It's just the indifference between two people that makes it seem less right.
It's just the indifference between two people that makes it seem less right.
fredag 15 maj 2009
Sympathy devided by 0
To be completely honest, I'm not sure why we do it, I mostly don't.
When we feel bad, angry or depressed, we tend to tell people about it, write things about it, show it on a picture etc etc.
Some people say they don't give a flying fuck about what others think, for some it's true. Some people say they do care what everythink and must do it. Even though they talk alot, and say alot, I doubt everything is true. Of course there's times when it can be true and there is people who speaks nothing but the truth, but still.
We tell people how bad we feel, what happend during the day, we get the attention we want so we know what others think and just to find out that there's still people out there that care for you. Sometimes you already knew it and sometimes you want to find out.
We upload a sad picture, show a sad face. We make a drama-scene or tell a story, fake a smile even though some people can see right through it.
And in matter of fact, I do care for some. Most people refuse to believe and that I care for I, me and myself only. I would say I care for myself the most, but that does NOT change the fact that there are people out there who I can care for. It won't always show, even though I do.
Not everyone want to, or can, show it as others may think. Some people ask you why you never show feelings, why you never care, why you're never there for them, why you don't call, why you never text them, and so on, and there's a simple answer to that. You're not just that kind of person. This does not mean you're a careless, lonely bastard who don't deserve anything better than shit, no... Well, sometimes it might, but still. You don't always need to show that you care, to actually care.
I guess all we want is some sympathy from time to time.
When we feel bad, angry or depressed, we tend to tell people about it, write things about it, show it on a picture etc etc.
Some people say they don't give a flying fuck about what others think, for some it's true. Some people say they do care what everythink and must do it. Even though they talk alot, and say alot, I doubt everything is true. Of course there's times when it can be true and there is people who speaks nothing but the truth, but still.
We tell people how bad we feel, what happend during the day, we get the attention we want so we know what others think and just to find out that there's still people out there that care for you. Sometimes you already knew it and sometimes you want to find out.
We upload a sad picture, show a sad face. We make a drama-scene or tell a story, fake a smile even though some people can see right through it.
And in matter of fact, I do care for some. Most people refuse to believe and that I care for I, me and myself only. I would say I care for myself the most, but that does NOT change the fact that there are people out there who I can care for. It won't always show, even though I do.
Not everyone want to, or can, show it as others may think. Some people ask you why you never show feelings, why you never care, why you're never there for them, why you don't call, why you never text them, and so on, and there's a simple answer to that. You're not just that kind of person. This does not mean you're a careless, lonely bastard who don't deserve anything better than shit, no... Well, sometimes it might, but still. You don't always need to show that you care, to actually care.
I guess all we want is some sympathy from time to time.
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