Hysteria

I just can't take people who complain about their love-life, their social life or just their own fucking life. It's just like we're supposed to actually give a damn. So there they are, just found a new one and tells everyone how fucking perfect they are for eachother, how happy they are, how they love eachother, how they're gonna get kids etc etc. And yet, they met this weekend on a fucking party, and yes, they do already know eachother.
A week later one of them want some time alone, says it and all hell breaks loose. "HE DOES NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE!" /wrist
He never loved you, you dumb fuck, he wanted to bang you, he USED you. Or it's the other way around. He finds out she's been cheating on him, gets depressed because once again, another girlfriend dumped him. He should be used by now, no one really wants him, he's a one-night-stand that just won't let go.
So there we go again, he's sobbing over another dumb emo-girl who dumped him, opens internet, finds the usual chat site, find a new girl who lives pretty close, starts flirting and the same thing happens again. It's a vicious circle - A vicious circle that we all laugh at sooner or later.