A rabbit wearing a hat, is still a rabbit

According to idiots: A lizard that loses its legs, is a snake. A snake that grows a pair of legs, is a lizard.
Correction: A lizard that loses its legs is a legless lizard, NOT a fucking snake.
A snake that grows a pair of legs is NOT a lizard. A snake that grows a pair of legs is a freak of nature.
So...
According to me: You're all fucking retarded.