Leaning banana in classroom

I'm not sure if I am a bad person or not anymore.
We had this dude in school/collage(whatever you wish to call it) today.
First he stands there, normal as everyone else and talks about stuff that was rather interesting.
Suddently, he stops for a second and asks for a glass of water. Alright, just as we're about to give him a glass of water, he leans towards the whiteboard and then falls down on the floor. It looks something like this: Take a banana, make it "stand" and then let go. The way it falls down, that was the motion he did. And just as he falls down, it made me laugh. But he didn't actually fall. He passed out.. Well sort of.. That was more of a "pre-pass-out", 'cause he gets back on his feet and then decides to fall once again. And I seriously can't get that image out of my head.
People don't really understand it, the funny part is not that he passed out, just the way he looked when he did it.
"I'm ok, I'm ok" Lean towards the whiteboard and WTF-Falls to the floor like a stiff banana on drugs.

Also, for some reason we had red pears today instead of green.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

Hysteria

I just can't take people who complain about their love-life, their social life or just their own fucking life. It's just like we're supposed to actually give a damn. So there they are, just found a new one and tells everyone how fucking perfect they are for eachother, how happy they are, how they love eachother, how they're gonna get kids etc etc. And yet, they met this weekend on a fucking party, and yes, they do already know eachother.
A week later one of them want some time alone, says it and all hell breaks loose. "HE DOES NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE!" /wrist
He never loved you, you dumb fuck, he wanted to bang you, he USED you. Or it's the other way around. He finds out she's been cheating on him, gets depressed because once again, another girlfriend dumped him. He should be used by now, no one really wants him, he's a one-night-stand that just won't let go.
So there we go again, he's sobbing over another dumb emo-girl who dumped him, opens internet, finds the usual chat site, find a new girl who lives pretty close, starts flirting and the same thing happens again. It's a vicious circle - A vicious circle that we all laugh at sooner or later.

Blasphemy

Just blasphemy

Dear God, I touched your son in his dirty spot

Apparantely, I'm a mix between an Atheist and a Satanist, which to be honest might just be true.
I mean, I don't believe in god, I think religion is complete bullshit, just taking the bible for an example. The bible is almost as filled with action like the Die Hard 4 movie and almost as dramatic as Days of our lives. Either way. I don't believe in god or anything like it, I don't believe in life after death, I don't believe in Heaven or Hell. I don't think there's any good or evil in this world, nor good or evil deeds, just moralilty.
Also, I'm not sure anymore if I should admire or despite people who have a religion and believe in it to 100%.
I admire them abit because; they believe in something, they find it easy to find safety in nothing, they think they know what happens when they die, they pray to nothing(if they pray).
I despite them because; they're idiots, they're hipocrites, they believe in a higher being which never shows itself, they believe in something that can be easily proved wrong with science.

I suppose that was the "Atheist"-part, and believe that the "Satanist"-part of me is something like this:
I don't believe in anything of a higher call, and if I would believe in anything, it would be myself.
I believe that I am more valuable than others, by miles that is.
To be honest, I'm not sure how much this is related to Satanism, but I don't find it wrong to kill innocent people just for the sake of killing them. I would make exceptions, but not too many and I would most likely be able to kill anyone. I might give it a second thought, but not now.
I hate/dislike almost everyone around me, almost everyone, NOT everyone.
Then again, I'm not trying to be a Satanist, or Atheist, because I hate religion overall. Not that Atheism is a religion, but still I don't call myself an Atheist, it's just that Atheism/Satanism probably is the closest I could get to describe my "so-called" beliefs.

Also, I'M NOT A FUCKING JEW!

Pose bitch, pose!

As the title says: Pose bitch, pose.
When you do take pictures, of yourself or someone else. Most of the time you have fun or you're gonna show something/someone/yourself, so you strike some kind of pose or do something, you stand in a weird way, whatever. When you've taken about 50 egopictures, or something like it, you decide to take look at them and that's when you realize it and think something like this:
"Ehm... I can't believe I looked like that when I took the picture, I look like a complete, straight-up retard", and just as you're done thinking that, you say to yourself: "Thank fuck no one saw that but me".
It's not always like that.
Sometimes when you're taking pictures, private or not, there's someone watching you or just happen to see you. So just when you stand there, without pants, doing the most fucked up pose ever, having a weird smile on your face, thinking to yourself "Thank fuck no one can see me", do some weird move and take a picture - There's someone watching you and can't see your camera, you don't know where, when, why or how, but there is, and that person will most likely be scarred for life. And that person, wherever he goes, or she, whatever he does, he'll think for himself "What the fuck was he doing in there?... What the hell was that?! I WANNA KNOW!"
He will keep going on like that until he dies or meets you and get to ask.
So until next time you decide to take a picture, take a look around, save a life.

If ghosts can walk through walls, how can they carry items?

So yeah, don't you just fuckin' love people who take stuff for granted before they know fuck all about it?
I sure do.
That way you can ask them something and in just a second, you know who they are.
That means that they are idiots, yes indeed they are.
I mean sure, I judge people before I talk to them, I take stuff for granted without knowing anything about it, but not like that. I drew a line ages ago - Everyone is an idiot until they prove me wrong - and I must say, people suprise me from both ways. Yes, there's a shitload of idiots out there, but there's also been people that's been more or less, completely awesome. Cheers!
Anyway, I'm more or less Ok with people who don't agree with me, that think otherwise, but I can't take people who says my opinions are wrong. How can they be wrong? They're mine, aren't they?
Also, people who says things that are completely wrong and won't give in even though you proved them wrong several times, I just hate them.
It's like throwing yourself into a pile of razorwires and thinking you'll be fine, it's just some scratches.
I probably just go back to the usual "Everyone-I-Meet-Is-Retarded"-Subject, which I'm trying so hard not to do.
Therefore, I'll change subject straight away.

So yes, I am a bad person but this actually made me laugh.
Apparently, people that are overweight nowdays, need to pay double the price, or more. They block the way in the middle of the train, they take up 2 seats, can't get the belt on themselves etc. etc. Not everyone of course, but most of them.
I mean, ok, fair enough if they take up more space than people that aren't overweight, that's just obvious, and forcing them to pay twice the price for 2 seats even though they're traveling alone, also obvious. But why don't they just change some of the seats into bigger seats? Would be more or less like couches, but still.
Then again, it's not the airplanes fault that people are fat, especially not americans, which this article was about. Of what I've heard, seen on news etc. etc. alot of the americans are now overweight, and now I actually believe them. Maybe if they skip all the fastfood they eat, just try taking the stairs up instead of the elevator and just move a little more, and not just their fingers in front of the TV, then MAYBE they wouldn't be so got damn fat?
It is their own fault that they're fat, not ours.
Back to the subject - expensive to be fat.
To be honest, it can't just be the airplanes that get more expensive, it must be breakfast, dinner, clothes, riding the bus(if they can). Nearly everything must get more expensive once you get overweight. If I notice I'm about to get fat, I'll do something about it without any doubts in the world. But hey, that's just me.

Up, down, left, right and wrong

I miss the good old days, when you could be amused by watching a stone roll down a hill, you could imagine being an astronaut and try to jump off a building, pretending to be in outer space, and such intelligent stuff.
Nowdays to keep yourself amused you need to reach down between your legs and actually do something! Who the HELL invented maturity?!
And the one who invented it, why did he have to chose a specific fucking age to when people are supposed to get mature?!
"Hey, how old are you?! 12??! Act your age!"
How about no, scotty?

The End.