I swear, every disease, sickness, virus etc, is just something humanity made up.
There's nothing that is really true in that, I swear. Whenever someone is feeling sick, it's something that their mind made up.
I know that some things, like AIDS, have symptoms, but I think it's our mind that is playing tricks on us. If you imagine enough that you're sick, you eventually feel sick. So I think that somewhere when someone didn't want to do something and needed an excuse, he said he felt sick and said some symptoms that sounded pretty good and people went "Oh that sounds bad" and so on, he said that it could get onto others so they would get sick and eventually when they thought something was wrong, they said they were sick.
They dragged it too far and now they think they actually have the disease and the fake-symptoms got so real that your body and brain decided to make it look more real, by puting different things you've seen together to make it look like a disease or virus or whatever.
If you put a couple of people into a room, all say they got some kind of illness and you say you got a pill for them that will make it better.
You give it to them and eventually they will feel better, but what they don't know is that the pill is made out of sugar and is completely useless, but since they made up the idea of being sick, they also got better since they thought the pill was real.
Or if you can prove that there's something wrong, like you've got a bad back, and you get a pill that is supposed to help against the pain. The pill is made out of sugar, once again, and they eat it. In time they get the feeling that they are feeling better, but nothing has really changed.
Everything works this way. You can give something that is said to be alcohol to someone and they will feel drunk when drinking it, even though there's no alcohol in it.
You say you're giving someone drugs and they get high, but what they don't know is that they're getting completely stoned from regular candy.
AIDS, this didn't exist years ago, it's something new, right?
Some people said it evolved out of other viruses, some say someone invented it and eventually died from it themselves. Some say it came from the monkeys etc etc.
I believe it's just bullshit, complete bullshit. Someone decided to make the world a even worse place than it already is and made something called "AIDS" up, which is a "follow-up" from HIV, which is also complete bullshit. So he wanted to ruin the world (or she), but since it's mostly guys that ruin everything I blame them at the moment even though I am one of them... So he wanted to ruin the world, so he decided to make this up, the symptons and all and people fell for it.
And then people are wondering "Why is there no cure for AIDS?"
Because AIDS never existed, it's fake, just like everything else.
söndag 14 september 2008
onsdag 10 september 2008
Fake reality
We need to get back to reality.
We're always looking for something or someone perfect, trying to make everything the way we want it to be, trying to create our own perfect little world where nothing could ever go wrong.
Then someday, your loved one dies, you break up, something happens and you're scared, your whole world falls into pieces, that's when we see it as a nightmare. Since a nightmare isn't real, it's just a bad dream ,you must wake up from it sometime. So what people do is that they forget about reality and just wants to wake up from the nightmare, but they can't, that's when we tend to forget about the bad things and move on. Of course there will always be things reminding us about the past, but nothing that we will remember as "reality", just as some bad dream you had.
So when you find the thing that would make your little perfect world, perfect again, when you "wake up" from the dream. You're back to where you started.
People won't understand that no one is living in the so called "Reality" anymore, every single person in the world is a dreamer.
Everyone has a dream, that dream is their own and therefor every single person in the world has a big ego. Without the ego you will end up dead on the street since you would care too much for others than yourself, give everything away and get nothing back in the end.
So we need to wake up. I can agree that breaking up, seeing someone die etc etc, is painful, it's no fun at all. But there's not much you could actually do if someone died. You're not god, you're not allmighty, you can't bring people back from the dead. Back to the nightmare again.
This will continue throughout your whole life, mainly because you will never learn.
So let's say someone would actually learn, they would see what's wrong and start over, careless.
That means they would have the courage to kill people, to end their lives, to do whatever he/she wants to, because he/she is careless for others and care for him-/herself only.
That kind of people exists, they are in jail right now because of laws that people, who weren't living in reality, created.
There's no right or wrong, there's no good or bad. We created it all because someone was more greedy than others and eventually made them think the same way he/she did.
So, if we strive for the good things and tend to forget the bad things,
we won't be able to handle the bad things when we realise that it really happend.
The world is as fake as we make it. Right now, it's not even real.
We're always looking for something or someone perfect, trying to make everything the way we want it to be, trying to create our own perfect little world where nothing could ever go wrong.
Then someday, your loved one dies, you break up, something happens and you're scared, your whole world falls into pieces, that's when we see it as a nightmare. Since a nightmare isn't real, it's just a bad dream ,you must wake up from it sometime. So what people do is that they forget about reality and just wants to wake up from the nightmare, but they can't, that's when we tend to forget about the bad things and move on. Of course there will always be things reminding us about the past, but nothing that we will remember as "reality", just as some bad dream you had.
So when you find the thing that would make your little perfect world, perfect again, when you "wake up" from the dream. You're back to where you started.
People won't understand that no one is living in the so called "Reality" anymore, every single person in the world is a dreamer.
Everyone has a dream, that dream is their own and therefor every single person in the world has a big ego. Without the ego you will end up dead on the street since you would care too much for others than yourself, give everything away and get nothing back in the end.
So we need to wake up. I can agree that breaking up, seeing someone die etc etc, is painful, it's no fun at all. But there's not much you could actually do if someone died. You're not god, you're not allmighty, you can't bring people back from the dead. Back to the nightmare again.
This will continue throughout your whole life, mainly because you will never learn.
So let's say someone would actually learn, they would see what's wrong and start over, careless.
That means they would have the courage to kill people, to end their lives, to do whatever he/she wants to, because he/she is careless for others and care for him-/herself only.
That kind of people exists, they are in jail right now because of laws that people, who weren't living in reality, created.
There's no right or wrong, there's no good or bad. We created it all because someone was more greedy than others and eventually made them think the same way he/she did.
So, if we strive for the good things and tend to forget the bad things,
we won't be able to handle the bad things when we realise that it really happend.
The world is as fake as we make it. Right now, it's not even real.
söndag 24 augusti 2008
I can stand and pee at the same time, can you?
So I just thought you all should know that, apparently, guys can't do two things, or more, at the same time for some reason. People always go "Girls are better, they can multi-task and guys can't"
Now I think that's a load of bullshit. I am a guy and I can do more than 1 thing at the time.
I can think of plenty more things that proves that women can't do 2 things but guys can.
So yeah sure, keep imagining whatever you want to, but you know you suck more than we do.
I mean, my mom says I can't multi-task and she's so wrong and I always prove her wrong.
She's making dinner and the phone rings and she yell "PICK UP THE GOT DAMN PHONE", yeah right. Women must have less IQ aswell, I mean:
"Mom, I'm hungry"
"Shush, I'm on the phone, if you want dinner earlier, call the pizza delivery guy"
Ehm.. Just me or that is completely retarded in every single way?
So some girls ask me if I can multi-task, just because I seem to be "Oh-so-perfect", and I go "Sure I can, I could bang you AND think of someone else at the same time". Not appriciated.
By the way, I can also stand up and pee at the same time. I've never seen or heard of a girl doing that.
So males' are supposte to be the less intelligent, but stronger gender. I don't approve of that either to be honest. I've seen some damn macho girls and I've seen blonde girls.
Not saying blonde macho-guys are any smarter, but still.
Just think of it. Who invented the atomic bomb? A man. Was Hitler a man or a woman? A man.
Who was the first human on the moon? A man.
Sure, it might've been because women didn't have the same rights as the men did, but there was a reason for that aswell. I mean come on, we all know that women can't drive a car, how the hell would they end up in a damn rocket then?
So yeah, school started again. Not bad, not good, the usual.
The only problem is some new guys. Just the fact that there's 20-30 GUYS in one class does not make it any better, weiner-fest for sure in there! How are people supposte to avoid turning gay?
Nothing wrong with gay.. Back to the subject; A shitload of guys in a class. And it's not like some were fat, some were tall, long hair etc etc, they all looked the same. Short hair, glasses, not well built body, medium height. Oh yeah, fun to be in gym class with those. "Don't drop the soap"
But that's not all. There were girls in the other classes... If you want to call them girls that is, I have no idea why you would dye your hair in such ugly fucking color. Not that it would make that much of a difference with that face, but still, creepy... Abit harsh, but some things must be said so people learn. Being ugly is nothing you want to be nowdays, being beautiful on the outside is the shit, inside will be number 5 on the list or something...
1. Good looking
2. Good in bed
3. Good voice
4. No AIDS
5. Good personality
6. Not adopted
and so on.
Adopted kids can't enjoy their life that much if they find out that they are adopted when they're around the age of 15. Especially not if the kid is emo enough as it is.
I suppose it's different if two, white men adopt a black kid from africa, then it is sort of obvious.
But not otherwise, I mean if I would find out that I'm adopted right now, sure I would be... A little suprised, but not that much to be honest. Not that I'm not like my parents, just... I don't think I would've cared that much.
But yes, if I'm having kids, I want to adopt. So much easier.
I mean come on, if you have sex and your girl gets pregnant (assuming it IS the girl that gets pregnant), you can't have sex for 9 months! or more! .. Ok you can, but you don't do it!
You have to fucking wait until that baby is out and until her vagina ain't a got damn disaster anymore. And they get suprised if you cheat on them when they are pregnant or afterwards! Isn't that obvious?!
"No honey, I want to have sex with your stargate vagina so I can reach beyond space"
No thank you, I rather bang a goat.
So once again, the looks is more important. Not that a goat is good looking, but a goat is sure as hell turning me on more than a stargate, really.
Names, aren't they just perfect? No, I think everyone shoul have a damn number instead of a name. People are getting bullied because of their damn names and they can't do a got damn thing before they turn to a certain age and got rights to change it!
I can't really imagine anyone stand "Haha, 214512! Your name is silly!", no, that's wrong.
If someone get a kid and decide to name it Dick, the parents must hate him or something.. and if it's a girl the kid must've been an accident.
You could never have a real relationship "Oh dick, I love you so much", what are you supposte to answer? "Oh vagina, I love you too" NO, it's just wrong. Dick is not a name you should have.
There are plenty of names that is not suitable for people, or any living things overall.
Or they spell it differently but pronounce it weird. Like Eiste, which is supposte to be pronounced "Icetea". Hmm?
It sure as hell is a good excuse for a married man if the girl named Eiste is a hooker.
"No honey, I was just downtown and bought some "Icetea"". and she's perfectly fine with it.
Got a feeling there's a few things I've said before...
Now I think that's a load of bullshit. I am a guy and I can do more than 1 thing at the time.
I can think of plenty more things that proves that women can't do 2 things but guys can.
So yeah sure, keep imagining whatever you want to, but you know you suck more than we do.
I mean, my mom says I can't multi-task and she's so wrong and I always prove her wrong.
She's making dinner and the phone rings and she yell "PICK UP THE GOT DAMN PHONE", yeah right. Women must have less IQ aswell, I mean:
"Mom, I'm hungry"
"Shush, I'm on the phone, if you want dinner earlier, call the pizza delivery guy"
Ehm.. Just me or that is completely retarded in every single way?
So some girls ask me if I can multi-task, just because I seem to be "Oh-so-perfect", and I go "Sure I can, I could bang you AND think of someone else at the same time". Not appriciated.
By the way, I can also stand up and pee at the same time. I've never seen or heard of a girl doing that.
So males' are supposte to be the less intelligent, but stronger gender. I don't approve of that either to be honest. I've seen some damn macho girls and I've seen blonde girls.
Not saying blonde macho-guys are any smarter, but still.
Just think of it. Who invented the atomic bomb? A man. Was Hitler a man or a woman? A man.
Who was the first human on the moon? A man.
Sure, it might've been because women didn't have the same rights as the men did, but there was a reason for that aswell. I mean come on, we all know that women can't drive a car, how the hell would they end up in a damn rocket then?
So yeah, school started again. Not bad, not good, the usual.
The only problem is some new guys. Just the fact that there's 20-30 GUYS in one class does not make it any better, weiner-fest for sure in there! How are people supposte to avoid turning gay?
Nothing wrong with gay.. Back to the subject; A shitload of guys in a class. And it's not like some were fat, some were tall, long hair etc etc, they all looked the same. Short hair, glasses, not well built body, medium height. Oh yeah, fun to be in gym class with those. "Don't drop the soap"
But that's not all. There were girls in the other classes... If you want to call them girls that is, I have no idea why you would dye your hair in such ugly fucking color. Not that it would make that much of a difference with that face, but still, creepy... Abit harsh, but some things must be said so people learn. Being ugly is nothing you want to be nowdays, being beautiful on the outside is the shit, inside will be number 5 on the list or something...
1. Good looking
2. Good in bed
3. Good voice
4. No AIDS
5. Good personality
6. Not adopted
and so on.
Adopted kids can't enjoy their life that much if they find out that they are adopted when they're around the age of 15. Especially not if the kid is emo enough as it is.
I suppose it's different if two, white men adopt a black kid from africa, then it is sort of obvious.
But not otherwise, I mean if I would find out that I'm adopted right now, sure I would be... A little suprised, but not that much to be honest. Not that I'm not like my parents, just... I don't think I would've cared that much.
But yes, if I'm having kids, I want to adopt. So much easier.
I mean come on, if you have sex and your girl gets pregnant (assuming it IS the girl that gets pregnant), you can't have sex for 9 months! or more! .. Ok you can, but you don't do it!
You have to fucking wait until that baby is out and until her vagina ain't a got damn disaster anymore. And they get suprised if you cheat on them when they are pregnant or afterwards! Isn't that obvious?!
"No honey, I want to have sex with your stargate vagina so I can reach beyond space"
No thank you, I rather bang a goat.
So once again, the looks is more important. Not that a goat is good looking, but a goat is sure as hell turning me on more than a stargate, really.
Names, aren't they just perfect? No, I think everyone shoul have a damn number instead of a name. People are getting bullied because of their damn names and they can't do a got damn thing before they turn to a certain age and got rights to change it!
I can't really imagine anyone stand "Haha, 214512! Your name is silly!", no, that's wrong.
If someone get a kid and decide to name it Dick, the parents must hate him or something.. and if it's a girl the kid must've been an accident.
You could never have a real relationship "Oh dick, I love you so much", what are you supposte to answer? "Oh vagina, I love you too" NO, it's just wrong. Dick is not a name you should have.
There are plenty of names that is not suitable for people, or any living things overall.
Or they spell it differently but pronounce it weird. Like Eiste, which is supposte to be pronounced "Icetea". Hmm?
It sure as hell is a good excuse for a married man if the girl named Eiste is a hooker.
"No honey, I was just downtown and bought some "Icetea"". and she's perfectly fine with it.
Got a feeling there's a few things I've said before...
onsdag 20 augusti 2008
Cake or Death
Food, isn't that one of the greatest things you can ever imagine? Sure is.. If you're HUNGRY!
I just assume I'm not the only one who can't eat 2 minutes after I woke up. It doesn't matter how damn hungry I am, I just can't eat when I just woke up.
So I'm sleeping until I hear my dad yelling down to me "Dinner!", so I try to wake up and look abit "normal" so he won't notice that I've actually slept. So I get up, sit down and look at the food.
"Mmmh, I like this kind of food" That's what I'm thinking... At least one side of my brain thinks that, the other side is "What the fuck is this?! I don't want some damn food, I wanna starv to death" Or something like that, since I just don't wanna eat. So I look at the food for a little while until I decide to put some on my plate. Not very much, it wouldn't even be enough for a baby... A normal baby, not one of those oversized 50kg babies that look like ogres, no, normal baby.
And I finish my food, go downstairs and lay down again.
Now there is a problem. I just ate and I KNOW that it won't take more than 2 hours before I'm hungry again, I KNOW it, but still I don't eat more, instead I wait.
It gets late and I'm damn hungry now, I could eat a horse, or more. So I walk upstairs to snatch some food and for some reason, I don't know why, my dad does not allow it?
I mean, sure, we had dinner, but does that mean I can't be hungry until tomorrow?
I'm not quite sure how he works, or if he's a robot or something, but that ain't normal. I want to be able to eat when I'm hungry without having a roaring monster next to me with a battleaxe.
But I can't, when it's about food in this house, I'm a prisoner. I swear, people in jail got more freedom than I do.
So I think to myself "Fine, screw it! It's not worth risking my life for a piece of bread" So I go down, lonely, cold and hungry to my room and lay down again... Yeah, at least hungry.
I lay down until I fall asleep(of course I do things in between, but nothing I intend to tell).
I just assume I'm not the only one who can't eat 2 minutes after I woke up. It doesn't matter how damn hungry I am, I just can't eat when I just woke up.
So I'm sleeping until I hear my dad yelling down to me "Dinner!", so I try to wake up and look abit "normal" so he won't notice that I've actually slept. So I get up, sit down and look at the food.
"Mmmh, I like this kind of food" That's what I'm thinking... At least one side of my brain thinks that, the other side is "What the fuck is this?! I don't want some damn food, I wanna starv to death" Or something like that, since I just don't wanna eat. So I look at the food for a little while until I decide to put some on my plate. Not very much, it wouldn't even be enough for a baby... A normal baby, not one of those oversized 50kg babies that look like ogres, no, normal baby.
And I finish my food, go downstairs and lay down again.
Now there is a problem. I just ate and I KNOW that it won't take more than 2 hours before I'm hungry again, I KNOW it, but still I don't eat more, instead I wait.
It gets late and I'm damn hungry now, I could eat a horse, or more. So I walk upstairs to snatch some food and for some reason, I don't know why, my dad does not allow it?
I mean, sure, we had dinner, but does that mean I can't be hungry until tomorrow?
I'm not quite sure how he works, or if he's a robot or something, but that ain't normal. I want to be able to eat when I'm hungry without having a roaring monster next to me with a battleaxe.
But I can't, when it's about food in this house, I'm a prisoner. I swear, people in jail got more freedom than I do.
So I think to myself "Fine, screw it! It's not worth risking my life for a piece of bread" So I go down, lonely, cold and hungry to my room and lay down again... Yeah, at least hungry.
I lay down until I fall asleep(of course I do things in between, but nothing I intend to tell).
söndag 10 augusti 2008
Special Olympics aren't that special
So a few shit things happend in the world, I do not intend to mention them all, but a few.
Where to start...
The olympics has started! Oh my god! Isn't that amazing?! And it's in China!
That must be one of the worst ideas ever, apart from the fact that the Olymics totally suck anyway.
I mean, sure, the Olympics gives lifeless people something to watch and dream of, so they can say "That could've been me if I didn't spend 40 hours/week on McDonalds..."
So, they placed the Olympics in China, Bejing, and hoped it would get so awesome! And China finally got happy to actually participate in the Olympics. But since it must be their first time or something, they just have to fuck it up in one way or another. Apparently they have people who threw homemade bombs at policemen and shit. A shitload of the contestants could not participate due to the bad air that is in China. Some didn't take a drug-test and couldn't participate, not that it was Chinas' fault, but might aswell blame them for that aswell.
So why the fuck did they place it in China? They just thought they'd be nice to the overwhelming people on earth and place even more in their tiny country. They just had to destroy hundred of peoples home to make the fucking arena for the steroid addicted fucks that just HAD to run yet another year in TV to show people how fucked up they are. JUST to win a fucking medal or some kind of shit. Sure, I will also destroy peoples home to have somewhere to run.
But yeah, once again we've proven that China should be stopped. They try to conquer the world by going berserk during the Olympic Games and show everyone how badass they are.
I swear, Japan is hiding in a corner right now, being so ashamed to just look like chinese people.
When I think of it, whole Asia must just hang their heads in shame. This is the start of yet another world war... Almost, will be Asian Wars, also coming on Playstation 3, Xbox 360 and PC. Buy it Now!
So screw the Olympics and China.
So another funny thing I heard of is that Russia FINALLY got the game World of Warcraft! Isn't that amazing?!?!
They did send up the first rocket in space, but China fucking got WoW before them and therefore a nuclear war will break out. Which will all be about politics and hate between religions. Or so they say. It was actually about Russia being mad that China got WoW before them and China is still pissed of on Russia for sending up that got damn rocket, meanwhile the USA is thinking of a good reason to get involved in this war.
So in the middle of the war, the USA will fly there with their macho air-planes and bomb both Russia and China and say "Russia did not send up the first rocket in space, we did, and we're still pissed off on China since the second world war... And we wanted the Olympics".
Back to the Olympics.
I am glad there is olympics for mentally challanged people. 2 really positive things about it.
Where to start...
The olympics has started! Oh my god! Isn't that amazing?! And it's in China!
That must be one of the worst ideas ever, apart from the fact that the Olymics totally suck anyway.
I mean, sure, the Olympics gives lifeless people something to watch and dream of, so they can say "That could've been me if I didn't spend 40 hours/week on McDonalds..."
So, they placed the Olympics in China, Bejing, and hoped it would get so awesome! And China finally got happy to actually participate in the Olympics. But since it must be their first time or something, they just have to fuck it up in one way or another. Apparently they have people who threw homemade bombs at policemen and shit. A shitload of the contestants could not participate due to the bad air that is in China. Some didn't take a drug-test and couldn't participate, not that it was Chinas' fault, but might aswell blame them for that aswell.
So why the fuck did they place it in China? They just thought they'd be nice to the overwhelming people on earth and place even more in their tiny country. They just had to destroy hundred of peoples home to make the fucking arena for the steroid addicted fucks that just HAD to run yet another year in TV to show people how fucked up they are. JUST to win a fucking medal or some kind of shit. Sure, I will also destroy peoples home to have somewhere to run.
But yeah, once again we've proven that China should be stopped. They try to conquer the world by going berserk during the Olympic Games and show everyone how badass they are.
I swear, Japan is hiding in a corner right now, being so ashamed to just look like chinese people.
When I think of it, whole Asia must just hang their heads in shame. This is the start of yet another world war... Almost, will be Asian Wars, also coming on Playstation 3, Xbox 360 and PC. Buy it Now!
So screw the Olympics and China.
So another funny thing I heard of is that Russia FINALLY got the game World of Warcraft! Isn't that amazing?!?!
They did send up the first rocket in space, but China fucking got WoW before them and therefore a nuclear war will break out. Which will all be about politics and hate between religions. Or so they say. It was actually about Russia being mad that China got WoW before them and China is still pissed of on Russia for sending up that got damn rocket, meanwhile the USA is thinking of a good reason to get involved in this war.
So in the middle of the war, the USA will fly there with their macho air-planes and bomb both Russia and China and say "Russia did not send up the first rocket in space, we did, and we're still pissed off on China since the second world war... And we wanted the Olympics".
Back to the Olympics.
I am glad there is olympics for mentally challanged people. 2 really positive things about it.
- They show the steroid-addicted fuckheads that they're not the only ones that can look macho on television. Just because you're disabled in any way doesn't mean you're not a person....
- It's very amusing to watch...
They should put up more things for mentally disabled people, or other kind of people, just to show them to the world, and that everyone is equal... Haha, right! No, but really. To prove the point that anyone can be something big, be the one they want without some shitheads telling them that people are born to be rich, famous and idiots.
Also, why do people get so mad if you tell a joke about some kind of mentally disabled person? I'm damn sure they make fun of us aswell, but we wouldn't know because we're a bunch of blinded sympathy whores, trying to do the right thing and care for everyone of LESS VALUE than ourselves, and of course everyfuckingone is equal! If you want to value a mentally disabled person in a wheelchair who can't wipe his own ass, why don't you have sex with him, get a few kids and then see how much you value your own life?! I do not mean that they aren't people, but if I would fall from a height you shouldn't fall from, get disabled from my neck and down, or worse, I would want death-help. I would want people to actually end my miserable life. But do they? NO! They decided to let them live the rest of their life, unable to move, unable to talk, unable to do anything ,just sit there, shit their pants and let someone wipe it up for them. If you would really care for your son who can't do shit and never will be able to, you would actually, either pay someone to make him able to move or end it.
No wait.. Why don't you put him in the Special Olympics? Maybe you can speed up his wheelchair and he'll win "wheel-100-meter". Maybe then they will sue you for drug abuse in some way, even though they know he can't move a single part of his own body and have not been able to for 15 years.
Make a Special Olympics for "Emo-Kids", that would be interesting. "100-meter slitwrist", "razorbladethrowing". Which will all be held in Mexico, because if then the "emo-kids" got no other choice but running for their lives if they want to live.
lördag 2 augusti 2008
Sometimes you have to learn
I've not written in here for so long and now since I'm so fucking bored I might aswell write some now.
So what happend since I last wrote stuff in here? Hmm... Oh yes, I've learned a few things, seen a few things and got a few questions I suppose.
So what happend since I last wrote stuff in here? Hmm... Oh yes, I've learned a few things, seen a few things and got a few questions I suppose.
- I've seen the biggest emo crowd ever, and it was not on a MCR concert.
- I've realised that people are dumber than I thought, they clearly don't understand the meaning of being ugly, stupid and hated.
- I've seen things that shouldn't be seen, and worse.
- I've been told by my own dad that I don't have a life and yet, I have accomplished more than he has in his entire life.
- I've learned that "emo-kids" are also people, just less important and of less value than whale sperm.
- Apparently everything isn't about me in this world, which I thought was weird, I always thought it was.
- I've learned that you shouldn't have too high expectations, it always fails.
- Apparently you're not a person unless you've been out in the sun during the summer.
- Also, I've been "schooled" by the biggest geek ever on World of Warcraft, telling me I got no life, no skills in the game (oh god that hurts sooooooo bad) and that I totally suck. Amazing, isn't it?
- China should have less unprotected sex. I bet their population is more than 1/5 of the worlds population.
- Who needs gas? I ride the bus, right? Bussdrivers are idiots and not people.
- Apparently it's wrong to laugh at feminism. Soon we'll see someone forming a group named "We're virgins" and everyone who is or claim to be a virgin are allowed to join.
- Black people aren't black, they're just darker than white people. Racists has not gotten any smarter since I checked last.
- Blonde "bimbo" girls that are said to be stupid is not a lie, it's true. "Look at me, I'm blonde" Yes, but you're FAT! Cover up!
- Ugly people want more attention than sexy people. They simply need people to tell them that they ARE ugly and should wear a bag on the head.
- There's nothing wrong with fat people, as long as they're on a diet?
- George W. Bush was not stupid, insane or a douchebag, he just had different opinions and should be shot at sight.
- Everyone has the same value. That's why kids in Africa starv to death every day.
- Being thin means you do not eat at all. You're anorexic and will die any minute? No, it means that you're not fat and is doing perfectly fine, don't try to change me! I want to be "S" not "XL".
- Loving someone is the same thing as being horny. You want him/her in bed and spend as much time as possible with that one person.
- Humans are meant to eat meat, some people just don't get it.
- Alcohol is a good way to forget things.
- Alcohol is a even better way to feel good.
- Drugs aren't illegal as long as you take them at the right time. So when's the right time to get addicted?
- The emo culture has gone on way too far. It's not "emo" anymore. It's "I hate my life and wear black clothes, insipire and fuck people below the age of 15 and cut myself constantly because I got nothing to do and I also must infiltrate McDonalds so I can get fat so I got another reason to be sad"-style.
- Guns don't kill people, the bullet does.
- Humans does not longer declare war to eachother, they dare eachother to push a button.
- Having long hair means that people are allowed to pat your head like a dog.
- Wearing a "hoodie" with the hood up means you are a satanist. Oh really?
- We are aliens, not animals. It's a fact and we all know it.
- Humans are as primitive as any other animal, you can't deny the fact that you want to bang hot people.
- Cheating on someone does not mean you don't love the other one anymore. It means that he/she is bad in bed.
- Being bad in bed gives you a bad reputation, until you prove them wrong or kill them. Maybe you shouldn't have cheated on your wife?
- Internet was made to spread porn and addicting people to certain stuff.
fredag 4 juli 2008
Plastic Surgery also Fails
You know what can ruin alot on a person? I mean, really, ruin it all! The looks can just crash down in the ocean, never to be found again!
That one thing that can ruin alot on a person is the nose! Yes, there is more but the nose ruins even more.. I mean, let's say you find this really hot girl/guy, you just keep staring.. Wondering.. You should go over there and ask him/her out, but not sure what he/she will answer.. So when you finally got the balls to do it, he/she turns his head and you can see that his nose is a fucking murder machine!
I mean really. Everything is perfect on that damn person apart from the mountain between his/her eyes! No, I'm not saying that people should go Michael Jackson-Nose, hell no. But I think it's quite the turn-off when you got a spacestation in your face...
Something else that might not be beautiful is the teeth. You can just fall in love with someone as long as they keep their mouth shut and won't smile. I don't think anyone likes it when the teeth looks like some kind of death trap, armed and ready. No.
So teeth and nose. Anything else?
Subject Change
So, they finally invented the teleporter! Isn't that great?! We will NEVER have to move EVER again! We can get as fat as we want to and if we want something we can just teleport it to us! Right?
No.
Ok, yes, they did invent the teleporter but appearently they can just teleport light, and how useful is that? I can tell you this much.. We're not light, we're humans.
"Oh noez, it's dark in here, teleport some light in"
So I'd say they didn't do shit, but ok, it's a start.
But when will all this stop? We just keep inventing new stuff to destroy, help or entertain us! Either way, it all ruins the earth! I know I know, I sound like a Greenpeace dude but I'm not. My point is that humanity still suck balls... And always will do.
I was reading this magazine where they answered a question: Will we ever be able to travel to another star?
The answer was quite complicated, so I'll make it simple for you: No.
We will not, not in this race. We can travel to the moon in a week or something, which is way too slow to travel to outer space. To do that, you need ot have the speed of light and we do not have the energy or material to do that, here on earth.
But appearently we would be able to go fast enough to get to another star within 500 years. Just INCASE someone happen to survive the trip, they can always send a postcard home to us and tell us how outer space is like, right?
Why not just try to invent a cure for age? Would be so much easier. Then we could take the cure, get into the damn spaceship and shoot us into space.. We would probably crash into trash and other shit the first 5 million times, but eventually we would make it, wouldn't we?
Then again, oxygen. We need to breathe! So we need to invent a cure for that aswell... And then a cure so we can be immortal, give birth to way too many kids, the world would be overwhelming and no one would be able to die no matter what.. Which basicly comes down to: Fail.
No matter what we do we will always fail in one way or another...
Just look at Jesus.
That one thing that can ruin alot on a person is the nose! Yes, there is more but the nose ruins even more.. I mean, let's say you find this really hot girl/guy, you just keep staring.. Wondering.. You should go over there and ask him/her out, but not sure what he/she will answer.. So when you finally got the balls to do it, he/she turns his head and you can see that his nose is a fucking murder machine!
I mean really. Everything is perfect on that damn person apart from the mountain between his/her eyes! No, I'm not saying that people should go Michael Jackson-Nose, hell no. But I think it's quite the turn-off when you got a spacestation in your face...
Something else that might not be beautiful is the teeth. You can just fall in love with someone as long as they keep their mouth shut and won't smile. I don't think anyone likes it when the teeth looks like some kind of death trap, armed and ready. No.
So teeth and nose. Anything else?
Subject Change
So, they finally invented the teleporter! Isn't that great?! We will NEVER have to move EVER again! We can get as fat as we want to and if we want something we can just teleport it to us! Right?
No.
Ok, yes, they did invent the teleporter but appearently they can just teleport light, and how useful is that? I can tell you this much.. We're not light, we're humans.
"Oh noez, it's dark in here, teleport some light in"
So I'd say they didn't do shit, but ok, it's a start.
But when will all this stop? We just keep inventing new stuff to destroy, help or entertain us! Either way, it all ruins the earth! I know I know, I sound like a Greenpeace dude but I'm not. My point is that humanity still suck balls... And always will do.
I was reading this magazine where they answered a question: Will we ever be able to travel to another star?
The answer was quite complicated, so I'll make it simple for you: No.
We will not, not in this race. We can travel to the moon in a week or something, which is way too slow to travel to outer space. To do that, you need ot have the speed of light and we do not have the energy or material to do that, here on earth.
But appearently we would be able to go fast enough to get to another star within 500 years. Just INCASE someone happen to survive the trip, they can always send a postcard home to us and tell us how outer space is like, right?
Why not just try to invent a cure for age? Would be so much easier. Then we could take the cure, get into the damn spaceship and shoot us into space.. We would probably crash into trash and other shit the first 5 million times, but eventually we would make it, wouldn't we?
Then again, oxygen. We need to breathe! So we need to invent a cure for that aswell... And then a cure so we can be immortal, give birth to way too many kids, the world would be overwhelming and no one would be able to die no matter what.. Which basicly comes down to: Fail.
No matter what we do we will always fail in one way or another...
Just look at Jesus.
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