A rabbit wearing a hat, is still a rabbit

According to idiots: A lizard that loses its legs, is a snake. A snake that grows a pair of legs, is a lizard.
Correction: A lizard that loses its legs is a legless lizard, NOT a fucking snake.
A snake that grows a pair of legs is NOT a lizard. A snake that grows a pair of legs is a freak of nature.
So...
According to me: You're all fucking retarded.

My face is square and my book is round

I swear, facebook got the latest way of flirting with people. And it's way fucked up aswell.
Look, first of all, it doesn't matter who does it, the thing is. When someone actually decide to join, they automatically fill in every single fucking one on their list to get notified by this, but also get asked to join themselves. Second, when they do, they upload pictures of themselves(This includes me) and then share with others. Then you share what you do each day, you share your name(unless you change it LIKE I DID) and such stuff. When people then know everything about you, you start seeking new friends. When you find new friends there you would think they start talkng, but no. There's a different, even more sneaky way to do it now.
They send you gifts in the fucking mini-games on their. No matter what it is, they fucking send you a gift AND YOU ACCEPT IT GOING "Oh this is cool. I'll have that"
Facebook is destroying the world.

I'm so happy, I'm so glad that I met you, I just wanna thank you, and thank you means MERCI!

I'm so glad that all you mother fuckers who actually read this blog, put down the effort to even think for yourselves for a split fucking second to even bother write down ONE fucking comment

Camping is fun, 6 million Jews can't be wrong

Oh yeah
Turning the other way must be one of the most "tools" ever invented
Yes, turning the other way, turning away, turning the other cheek.
I mean, if someone says something, and you just give them a short look and then turn around and start walking or just remain turned around, they know that they either succeeded in their quest of making you in a worse mood or that they said/did something they shouldn't have done
It works each time no matter what
That person might not give a flying fuck about you, it still works to a certain point either way

Just think of how many things that would be different if everyone did it. Just imagine when the "terrorists" bombed the World Trade Centers at 9/11. Just imagine if Bush just would've gone "Meh, what the hell, it's just two towers and a couple of lives. We'll get over it" and then he would walk away.
Or if the Jews would've done that to Jesus?
"Meh, just another attention seeking maniac. Ignore him"
Or Hitler maybe? Or the consequenses after the second world war, what if everyone would just ignore the 6 million Jews that died and just carried on?
Although then we would probably have even bigger consequenses after that...

Either way, we all know that's not the way it is, now don't we?
Yes, Bush did indeed get all crazy and bombed. Jesus did get crusified and died. Hitler did kill all the people and no, we did not ignore the consequenses.
But still, it's such a powerful tool.
I would imagine boxing matches. First they fight eachother like it's a matter of life or death, but suddently, one of them goes "Meh", turns around and walks away...
... Doesn't matter now, what's done is done
And frankly no one gives a damn anymore

Yes, because it's cool

So many retards out there, claiming to be bisexual/gay, and I don't know why.
They say they kissed someone of the same gender as them and that means, THAT DOES MEAN, that you indeed must be gay or bisexual.
"Oh man, but I think I liked it, she were a good kisser and had smooth lips, and she's good looking" Says the girl who just kissed another girl when not being sober and now she thinks she's bisexual because of that.
And yes, in this case it is a girl I'm talking about.. Well, several girls who claim to be gay/bisexual.
Fine if they actually are gay, they do have sex with the same gender as them, they get turned on by it etc etc. But when they advertise on a fucking chat site about it "I'm looking for a girl/Guy who is also bisexual" FUCKING GREAT YOU DOUCHEBAG! Why in the world would you advertise about it on a fucking website where there's nutsacks and creeps?
I got the answer for you! The answer is that you are DESPERATE!
D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E-!
"But I just got dumped by my girlfriend" No fucking kidding you just got dumped, if you're that much of a slut, that desperate to have some close encounters with another human organism, you should fucking get dumped.
No one in the entire fucking world gives a flying fuck about you being bisexual. So stop fucking advertising about it, because if people decide to start writing to you, after they've seen that message, 9/10 is writing to you becase they're as desperate as you and just wants to find someone/something to hump so bad, and in worst case just rape.
But yes, please douchebags, PLEASE do keep advertising and then you'll see where it gets you

"Hi, I'm bisexual, I want to talk with boys, but girls are also alright" Fucking hell...

Angry?

Yes

Fast Forward

Test in school/collage/education place, whatever the fuck you want to call it as long as you won't say university, as I'm not that far yet. Yes! Not that far YET! So anyway...
As I was saying, a test, a big one, they gave us alot of time. I think they said we had 5 hours to write something about something, in something else they gave us and bla bla... And then they started it and we had to sit there, shut the fuck up and write for several hours, but we were indeed allowed to leave the school when we were finished.
Now, they did give us 5 hours, they told us to bring food and such because we weren't allowed to leave to eat and then come back, only thing we were allowed to leave for was to go to the loo, and they were paranoid about that aswell, like we were going to cheat.. Not sure how you can cheat though on that kind of test, where you write stuff that is based on yourself to 90%. Anyway... Uhm, so.
We had 5 hours yeah, and it started... And I was sitting there for 45 minutes and then I were finished.

Now, my question is: Who the FUCK decides to sit there for FIVE FUCKING HOURS?
You don't need all that time, really, you don't. You barely need 2. And since it's a pretty big test, shouldn't there be some pressure on the students? I mean, 5 hours, that's no pressure at all. That's like telling someone who's robbing a bank "Uh excuse me, sir, but the policemen will be here in 3 hours from now, so if you want to get away with this crimescene you should get going soon"
Yeah, get going soon. Please do, but don't forget to bring some lollipops to share with everyone and have a nice, warm cup of tea while you're at it.
NO! IT'S NOT A FUCKING VACATION! IT'S A MOTHER FUCKING TEST! PUT SOME PRESSURE ON THE STUDENTS GOD DAMNIT! NO WONDER WE'RE ALL SHIT NOWDAYS