Quicksand

Oh yeah, they call people who want to kill themselves insane. They call people who find no reason to live insane. If you want to kill someone you're insane. If you don't think like the rest
YOU
ARE
INSANE!
But that's not making any sense, now is it?
I mean honestly, there must be a couple of people in the world, or at least there was, who decided how you should act, what you should do, how you should think, or there's something wrong with you. Honestly now, we're still animals. Just because we've evolved in a certain way won't change the fucking fact that we are still fucking animals. Nothing will ever change that. Yes, we may be alien, but we're still animals of some kind.

Anyway, you are insane if you do these things. Then you've got some sort of mental disease. You're a mental reject, you're a lunatic. But what about those other people?
Yeah sure, people beleive in ghosts, even though we know they don't exist?
But nah, let's hire a ghostwhisperer, so he/she can communicate with the dead OR so he/she can just throw a load of bullshit straight in your face.
Because really, it's not more than that. You can't call someone who's "supposed" to be insane, insane, if you don't fucking arrest the people who "communicate" with the dead. Or people who claim to be "psychic" and can see into the future. No, you can't fucking do that. But it's alright you know, as long as you don't want to die or want to kill someone, you're a perfectly healthy individual.

Babies is a STD

Oh god. I both love and hate it when kids come up to you and show you a drawing that they made, or something they made out of wood or something. Either way, it's sad and hillarious. It's quite nice and fucked up.
For an example (I'll be using the term "IT" for the kid as it's not a he or she, it's a fucking thing).

A kid comes home from school, the parents as IT what IT did in school today. And IT answers something like "We wure druwring all daie" And the parents pretend to be interested and ask IT to show the picture IT drew. I mean.. The kid says that the picture is supposed to be like... A Police officer? But really, all we can see is some random brush strokes, a couple of lines and... Yeah, that's about it, isn't it?
The kid wants us to see it, but honestly, we can't see what the fuck it is supposed ot be. And I know, I drew pictures when I was a kid and YES, they were fucking horrible. I look at the now and just think back. Really, my parents must've hated me.
"Oh hey mom! Look at this new drawing I made" And so I showed them. And they went like "Oh how nice! ... ... .. What is it?"
INSTEAD of just going "Oh son.. That's so bad I can't even describe it in words. If you show me that again I'll throw you out of the window"

But NO! Instead they let THEIR kids wander around their whole life(since I learned how to draw.. Sort of), thinking they can draw. The kid might aswell just take a shit on the paper and show that, then you WOULD see what it is. But no, they will wander around thinking that until someone actually comes up to them, tell them their drawing is shit and then take a shit on it themself.

And even if the kid actually would succeed in drawing something that you can see what it is. They just HAVE to add something extra to it, just to make it look more fucked up.
Like the policeman. It would be a regular policeman, but with 4 arms and green eyes?
Honestly, I would rather get shot by the fucking criminals than letting that alien-mother fucker save me.

But it's not enough. Then they start working with other shit in school. They bring home a car they made out of wood. But what it actually is, is a piece of wood and some of the kids SHITTY DRAWING ON IT!

A rabbit wearing a hat, is still a rabbit

According to idiots: A lizard that loses its legs, is a snake. A snake that grows a pair of legs, is a lizard.
Correction: A lizard that loses its legs is a legless lizard, NOT a fucking snake.
A snake that grows a pair of legs is NOT a lizard. A snake that grows a pair of legs is a freak of nature.
So...
According to me: You're all fucking retarded.

My face is square and my book is round

I swear, facebook got the latest way of flirting with people. And it's way fucked up aswell.
Look, first of all, it doesn't matter who does it, the thing is. When someone actually decide to join, they automatically fill in every single fucking one on their list to get notified by this, but also get asked to join themselves. Second, when they do, they upload pictures of themselves(This includes me) and then share with others. Then you share what you do each day, you share your name(unless you change it LIKE I DID) and such stuff. When people then know everything about you, you start seeking new friends. When you find new friends there you would think they start talkng, but no. There's a different, even more sneaky way to do it now.
They send you gifts in the fucking mini-games on their. No matter what it is, they fucking send you a gift AND YOU ACCEPT IT GOING "Oh this is cool. I'll have that"
Facebook is destroying the world.

I'm so happy, I'm so glad that I met you, I just wanna thank you, and thank you means MERCI!

I'm so glad that all you mother fuckers who actually read this blog, put down the effort to even think for yourselves for a split fucking second to even bother write down ONE fucking comment

Camping is fun, 6 million Jews can't be wrong

Oh yeah
Turning the other way must be one of the most "tools" ever invented
Yes, turning the other way, turning away, turning the other cheek.
I mean, if someone says something, and you just give them a short look and then turn around and start walking or just remain turned around, they know that they either succeeded in their quest of making you in a worse mood or that they said/did something they shouldn't have done
It works each time no matter what
That person might not give a flying fuck about you, it still works to a certain point either way

Just think of how many things that would be different if everyone did it. Just imagine when the "terrorists" bombed the World Trade Centers at 9/11. Just imagine if Bush just would've gone "Meh, what the hell, it's just two towers and a couple of lives. We'll get over it" and then he would walk away.
Or if the Jews would've done that to Jesus?
"Meh, just another attention seeking maniac. Ignore him"
Or Hitler maybe? Or the consequenses after the second world war, what if everyone would just ignore the 6 million Jews that died and just carried on?
Although then we would probably have even bigger consequenses after that...

Either way, we all know that's not the way it is, now don't we?
Yes, Bush did indeed get all crazy and bombed. Jesus did get crusified and died. Hitler did kill all the people and no, we did not ignore the consequenses.
But still, it's such a powerful tool.
I would imagine boxing matches. First they fight eachother like it's a matter of life or death, but suddently, one of them goes "Meh", turns around and walks away...
... Doesn't matter now, what's done is done
And frankly no one gives a damn anymore

Yes, because it's cool

So many retards out there, claiming to be bisexual/gay, and I don't know why.
They say they kissed someone of the same gender as them and that means, THAT DOES MEAN, that you indeed must be gay or bisexual.
"Oh man, but I think I liked it, she were a good kisser and had smooth lips, and she's good looking" Says the girl who just kissed another girl when not being sober and now she thinks she's bisexual because of that.
And yes, in this case it is a girl I'm talking about.. Well, several girls who claim to be gay/bisexual.
Fine if they actually are gay, they do have sex with the same gender as them, they get turned on by it etc etc. But when they advertise on a fucking chat site about it "I'm looking for a girl/Guy who is also bisexual" FUCKING GREAT YOU DOUCHEBAG! Why in the world would you advertise about it on a fucking website where there's nutsacks and creeps?
I got the answer for you! The answer is that you are DESPERATE!
D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E-!
"But I just got dumped by my girlfriend" No fucking kidding you just got dumped, if you're that much of a slut, that desperate to have some close encounters with another human organism, you should fucking get dumped.
No one in the entire fucking world gives a flying fuck about you being bisexual. So stop fucking advertising about it, because if people decide to start writing to you, after they've seen that message, 9/10 is writing to you becase they're as desperate as you and just wants to find someone/something to hump so bad, and in worst case just rape.
But yes, please douchebags, PLEASE do keep advertising and then you'll see where it gets you

"Hi, I'm bisexual, I want to talk with boys, but girls are also alright" Fucking hell...