Up, down, left, right and wrong

I miss the good old days, when you could be amused by watching a stone roll down a hill, you could imagine being an astronaut and try to jump off a building, pretending to be in outer space, and such intelligent stuff.
Nowdays to keep yourself amused you need to reach down between your legs and actually do something! Who the HELL invented maturity?!
And the one who invented it, why did he have to chose a specific fucking age to when people are supposed to get mature?!
"Hey, how old are you?! 12??! Act your age!"
How about no, scotty?

The End.