Alright, here's the deal.
People from the US. Not everyone of course, but a lot of people from there, as well as from every elsewhere in the world, are fucking idiots.
I'm not thinking of anyone specific I know at the moment, not anyone I've spoken to lately, just something I realized and noticed after watching TV and shit on, yes indeed, 4chan.
The whole world is insane, this is true, not excluding myself. But the thing is that some people from the US, I'd say some weird fucked up stereotypes, are sooo dumb.
I mean, fair enough, 9/11 was a bad moment in the human history, not worse than Europe invading America and making all the black people to slaves and shit, but it was a sad moment.
This does not mean we shouldn't be able joke about terrorism, or that specific day.
Now a lot of people will go, and already have, "But this is different, this is serious! People died there!". Yes, and I don't give a shit really.
People died during the fucking holocaust and I still see people making jew-jokes, which FYI most of them are hillarious, there's jokes about racism. They can be fun as well, this does not make me a racist.
The point remains that just because people died, doesn't mean we shouldn't be able, or allowed, to joke about that shit.
torsdag 22 juli 2010
tisdag 22 juni 2010
Aww, that's soooooo not cute
Okay, I've not said a word here for a very, very, VEEERY long time now so I thought I might.
There's plenty of things that's bothering me, but I won't mention them all. But what I will talk about is guys and girls. How they talk about eachother... Or rather guys and vaginas. Not saying that a vagina is all that a woman is, just saying that some guys are fucking weird.
I've seen this in chats, I've heard people say it and, yes indeed, I've seen it in pornmovies and the thing is that I can't fucking agree with them.
They keep saying "That pussy is so sexy!", "Om nom Mmmm I want to that nice pussy" etc etc. I can't agree. Well yes, a vagina is way more appealing to me than a penis is, but that's not what I meant. Even though it's more appealing, I still would NEVER say that a vagina is either sexy, or nice, or anything like it. I can't agree on that they look good. They do look better than a huge schlong hanging there with a meatsack behind it, but still. A vagina isn't pretty.
I would say that they do look rather disgusting to be fair. It's not a pretty sight if you compare to, for an example, the face. I can't imagine anyone wanting to look at the vagina, rather than the face.
Just saying...
Also!
CODEWORDS and fucking sexual innuendos.
We all know what they mean, even if we don't always mean that specific thing. And it's true.
Let's say a friend of yours is with a girl/guy. They're gonna grab a snack in the city. What do you think of? Some sort of date which will end up with sex.
They're shopping clothes. What do you think of? Underwear, sexy underwear, that will end up with sex.
They're going to watch a movie. What do you think of? They're having sex.
They're just friends. What do you think of? They're not just friends. THEY'RE HAVING SEX.
They're gonna spend the night together, but not in the same bed. What do you think of? Of course fucking of course! They're not sleeping in seperate rooms, not even in seperate beds. They're sleeping with eachother!
What does this tell us?
We can't fucking do anything nowdays without having anyone thinking of anything like that. We're all perverted fucking creeps!
There's plenty of things that's bothering me, but I won't mention them all. But what I will talk about is guys and girls. How they talk about eachother... Or rather guys and vaginas. Not saying that a vagina is all that a woman is, just saying that some guys are fucking weird.
I've seen this in chats, I've heard people say it and, yes indeed, I've seen it in pornmovies and the thing is that I can't fucking agree with them.
They keep saying "That pussy is so sexy!", "Om nom Mmmm I want to that nice pussy" etc etc. I can't agree. Well yes, a vagina is way more appealing to me than a penis is, but that's not what I meant. Even though it's more appealing, I still would NEVER say that a vagina is either sexy, or nice, or anything like it. I can't agree on that they look good. They do look better than a huge schlong hanging there with a meatsack behind it, but still. A vagina isn't pretty.
I would say that they do look rather disgusting to be fair. It's not a pretty sight if you compare to, for an example, the face. I can't imagine anyone wanting to look at the vagina, rather than the face.
Just saying...
Also!
CODEWORDS and fucking sexual innuendos.
We all know what they mean, even if we don't always mean that specific thing. And it's true.
Let's say a friend of yours is with a girl/guy. They're gonna grab a snack in the city. What do you think of? Some sort of date which will end up with sex.
They're shopping clothes. What do you think of? Underwear, sexy underwear, that will end up with sex.
They're going to watch a movie. What do you think of? They're having sex.
They're just friends. What do you think of? They're not just friends. THEY'RE HAVING SEX.
They're gonna spend the night together, but not in the same bed. What do you think of? Of course fucking of course! They're not sleeping in seperate rooms, not even in seperate beds. They're sleeping with eachother!
What does this tell us?
We can't fucking do anything nowdays without having anyone thinking of anything like that. We're all perverted fucking creeps!
lördag 17 april 2010
It's like your face
To make a good commersial, you don't need an actual marketing idea. You don't need to have a good product and you certainly don't need to be intelligent. What you need is a bunch of good looking women / men who pose in underwear in some sort of sexy way. Just to attract people to look at it, get interested in the shitty product and then eventually buy it. Just to find out that the actual product is useless.
tisdag 23 mars 2010
Quicksand
Oh yeah, they call people who want to kill themselves insane. They call people who find no reason to live insane. If you want to kill someone you're insane. If you don't think like the rest
YOU
ARE
INSANE!
But that's not making any sense, now is it?
I mean honestly, there must be a couple of people in the world, or at least there was, who decided how you should act, what you should do, how you should think, or there's something wrong with you. Honestly now, we're still animals. Just because we've evolved in a certain way won't change the fucking fact that we are still fucking animals. Nothing will ever change that. Yes, we may be alien, but we're still animals of some kind.
Anyway, you are insane if you do these things. Then you've got some sort of mental disease. You're a mental reject, you're a lunatic. But what about those other people?
Yeah sure, people beleive in ghosts, even though we know they don't exist?
But nah, let's hire a ghostwhisperer, so he/she can communicate with the dead OR so he/she can just throw a load of bullshit straight in your face.
Because really, it's not more than that. You can't call someone who's "supposed" to be insane, insane, if you don't fucking arrest the people who "communicate" with the dead. Or people who claim to be "psychic" and can see into the future. No, you can't fucking do that. But it's alright you know, as long as you don't want to die or want to kill someone, you're a perfectly healthy individual.
YOU
ARE
INSANE!
But that's not making any sense, now is it?
I mean honestly, there must be a couple of people in the world, or at least there was, who decided how you should act, what you should do, how you should think, or there's something wrong with you. Honestly now, we're still animals. Just because we've evolved in a certain way won't change the fucking fact that we are still fucking animals. Nothing will ever change that. Yes, we may be alien, but we're still animals of some kind.
Anyway, you are insane if you do these things. Then you've got some sort of mental disease. You're a mental reject, you're a lunatic. But what about those other people?
Yeah sure, people beleive in ghosts, even though we know they don't exist?
But nah, let's hire a ghostwhisperer, so he/she can communicate with the dead OR so he/she can just throw a load of bullshit straight in your face.
Because really, it's not more than that. You can't call someone who's "supposed" to be insane, insane, if you don't fucking arrest the people who "communicate" with the dead. Or people who claim to be "psychic" and can see into the future. No, you can't fucking do that. But it's alright you know, as long as you don't want to die or want to kill someone, you're a perfectly healthy individual.
måndag 1 mars 2010
Babies is a STD
Oh god. I both love and hate it when kids come up to you and show you a drawing that they made, or something they made out of wood or something. Either way, it's sad and hillarious. It's quite nice and fucked up.
For an example (I'll be using the term "IT" for the kid as it's not a he or she, it's a fucking thing).
A kid comes home from school, the parents as IT what IT did in school today. And IT answers something like "We wure druwring all daie" And the parents pretend to be interested and ask IT to show the picture IT drew. I mean.. The kid says that the picture is supposed to be like... A Police officer? But really, all we can see is some random brush strokes, a couple of lines and... Yeah, that's about it, isn't it?
The kid wants us to see it, but honestly, we can't see what the fuck it is supposed ot be. And I know, I drew pictures when I was a kid and YES, they were fucking horrible. I look at the now and just think back. Really, my parents must've hated me.
"Oh hey mom! Look at this new drawing I made" And so I showed them. And they went like "Oh how nice! ... ... .. What is it?"
INSTEAD of just going "Oh son.. That's so bad I can't even describe it in words. If you show me that again I'll throw you out of the window"
But NO! Instead they let THEIR kids wander around their whole life(since I learned how to draw.. Sort of), thinking they can draw. The kid might aswell just take a shit on the paper and show that, then you WOULD see what it is. But no, they will wander around thinking that until someone actually comes up to them, tell them their drawing is shit and then take a shit on it themself.
And even if the kid actually would succeed in drawing something that you can see what it is. They just HAVE to add something extra to it, just to make it look more fucked up.
Like the policeman. It would be a regular policeman, but with 4 arms and green eyes?
Honestly, I would rather get shot by the fucking criminals than letting that alien-mother fucker save me.
But it's not enough. Then they start working with other shit in school. They bring home a car they made out of wood. But what it actually is, is a piece of wood and some of the kids SHITTY DRAWING ON IT!
For an example (I'll be using the term "IT" for the kid as it's not a he or she, it's a fucking thing).
A kid comes home from school, the parents as IT what IT did in school today. And IT answers something like "We wure druwring all daie" And the parents pretend to be interested and ask IT to show the picture IT drew. I mean.. The kid says that the picture is supposed to be like... A Police officer? But really, all we can see is some random brush strokes, a couple of lines and... Yeah, that's about it, isn't it?
The kid wants us to see it, but honestly, we can't see what the fuck it is supposed ot be. And I know, I drew pictures when I was a kid and YES, they were fucking horrible. I look at the now and just think back. Really, my parents must've hated me.
"Oh hey mom! Look at this new drawing I made" And so I showed them. And they went like "Oh how nice! ... ... .. What is it?"
INSTEAD of just going "Oh son.. That's so bad I can't even describe it in words. If you show me that again I'll throw you out of the window"
But NO! Instead they let THEIR kids wander around their whole life(since I learned how to draw.. Sort of), thinking they can draw. The kid might aswell just take a shit on the paper and show that, then you WOULD see what it is. But no, they will wander around thinking that until someone actually comes up to them, tell them their drawing is shit and then take a shit on it themself.
And even if the kid actually would succeed in drawing something that you can see what it is. They just HAVE to add something extra to it, just to make it look more fucked up.
Like the policeman. It would be a regular policeman, but with 4 arms and green eyes?
Honestly, I would rather get shot by the fucking criminals than letting that alien-mother fucker save me.
But it's not enough. Then they start working with other shit in school. They bring home a car they made out of wood. But what it actually is, is a piece of wood and some of the kids SHITTY DRAWING ON IT!
söndag 28 februari 2010
A rabbit wearing a hat, is still a rabbit
According to idiots: A lizard that loses its legs, is a snake. A snake that grows a pair of legs, is a lizard.
Correction: A lizard that loses its legs is a legless lizard, NOT a fucking snake.
A snake that grows a pair of legs is NOT a lizard. A snake that grows a pair of legs is a freak of nature.
So...
According to me: You're all fucking retarded.
Correction: A lizard that loses its legs is a legless lizard, NOT a fucking snake.
A snake that grows a pair of legs is NOT a lizard. A snake that grows a pair of legs is a freak of nature.
So...
According to me: You're all fucking retarded.
torsdag 25 februari 2010
My face is square and my book is round
I swear, facebook got the latest way of flirting with people. And it's way fucked up aswell.
Look, first of all, it doesn't matter who does it, the thing is. When someone actually decide to join, they automatically fill in every single fucking one on their list to get notified by this, but also get asked to join themselves. Second, when they do, they upload pictures of themselves(This includes me) and then share with others. Then you share what you do each day, you share your name(unless you change it LIKE I DID) and such stuff. When people then know everything about you, you start seeking new friends. When you find new friends there you would think they start talkng, but no. There's a different, even more sneaky way to do it now.
They send you gifts in the fucking mini-games on their. No matter what it is, they fucking send you a gift AND YOU ACCEPT IT GOING "Oh this is cool. I'll have that"
Facebook is destroying the world.
Look, first of all, it doesn't matter who does it, the thing is. When someone actually decide to join, they automatically fill in every single fucking one on their list to get notified by this, but also get asked to join themselves. Second, when they do, they upload pictures of themselves(This includes me) and then share with others. Then you share what you do each day, you share your name(unless you change it LIKE I DID) and such stuff. When people then know everything about you, you start seeking new friends. When you find new friends there you would think they start talkng, but no. There's a different, even more sneaky way to do it now.
They send you gifts in the fucking mini-games on their. No matter what it is, they fucking send you a gift AND YOU ACCEPT IT GOING "Oh this is cool. I'll have that"
Facebook is destroying the world.
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