Valentines day, another bullshit day we thought of because we wanted people, for once, to be nice, caring and loving towards eachother. To me, this is like any other fucking day in my entire life. Now people might think "Maybe because you don't have a girlfriend, or boyfriend if you like? Then maybe you can spend time with your family?
How about no, idiot?
If I want to spend time with my family, I would spend time with my family and not on a specific fucking day where there's gay pink hearts everywhere, people running around like idiots telling eachother how much, in the entire world how much they love eachother, and not to mention the fact that we spend a shitload of money on gifts we could buy any other day on the entire fucking year, the only difference would be that there wouldn't be cuddly hearts and pink colors on it.
You can almost compare Valentines day with New Years Eve. It's almost the same thing, although on New Years Eve you decide to spend money on rockets and such useless shit and booze, so you can blow your hands and face up, get drunk and wake up the next day(hopefully), and think back to it and say to yourself "What the fuck did I do last night? Oh well, it was awesome" Yes, indeed it was when you blew up your face, your hands and your neighbours house. Not to mention that you made out with another girl and your girlfriend dumped you, had sex with another guy and then committed suicide due to depression.
So Valentines day is almost the same as New Years Eve, the difference is the colors and what you spend your money on.
For some reason people get more offended and even more depressed when you cheat on someone, or say something mean, on Valentines day, because it's supposed to be the "day of love" or something like that.
So that means if I would cheat on someone.. for an example, yesterday, which would be Friday the 13! "Oh noez, it's bad luck!" .. What's that smell?... Smells like BULLSHIT!
Anyway, so if I would cheat on someone on Friday the 13th they would just say "Ah shit, it's bad luck and I hate this day, maybe I'll find my REAL true love on Valentines day" Yeah, maybe you will?
Or maybe you won't? Maybe you will end up on a party with a shitload of horny chavs, get drunk and end up in a situation that 9/10 people enjoy.
Yes, dear you, I'm speaking of gangrape.
lördag 14 februari 2009
fredag 6 februari 2009
Swed-o-Fail
And so people ask me why I hardly ever go outside my house. Why I never see other people?
Why I am such an asshole? Such a bitch.. Yeah, I wonder why. Maybe because each time I decide to see someone, someone that is more or less interesting, there's something that prevents me from seeing them again.
And by "seeing them again" I mean within the upcoming 3 months. I shouldn't complain, because I did see people I want to see.. I don't blame the people I see, I blame Sweden.
Isn't something way fucked up when it's cheaper to buy a ticket to go to Denmark, then fly from Denmark to London and back again, than buying a ticket and go further up in Sweden?
Where the fuck did we go wrong?!
Things here shouldn't be so got damn expensive.
Anyhow, there's few other things that's wrong here.
Apparently it's wrong to throw a newspaper in the head on someone you don't like. No, I didn't do it, but someone else did, and apparently that was wrong.
In my opinion, no, it wasn't. If it was for me to decide I would decapitate her. Fucking wanker.
No, the teacher said it was wrong and so did a few other numbnuts in the class. Until he got out to me and told me why he was thrown out of the classroom and I went "FUCK YEAH!" Because, frankly, I don't give a fuck about her. I can't help that I don't care for a bitch that no one actually likes. Oh dear, if she reads this she will get mad.. Again, I don't give a fuck, no names mentioned.
So where am I going with this?
Right, there's no fucking difference in the genders to be completely honest.
Yes, of course there's a difference, but not when it comes to this kind of stuff.
Just because you're a girl doesn't mean a guy don't have the rights hit you, but other men. No, either you have no fucking rights to touch anyone or you can hit anyone you wish. I'm not saying that I'm running around like a complete mental reject and bashing girls. Just saying that I should be allowed to. Girls can be as dangerous and strong as guys, but people don't think like that. They think that "Girls / women actually are the weaker sex and should be treated more carefully than guys" pfft yeah right, and that's not discriminating?
And besides, there is guys that are more girls than guys. For an example, emo-kids. Geez, is it a girl or a boy? Don't know..
And when it comes to pure emo-scene-whatever-o-kids, I try to stay away from them that refuse to show their face completely, you never know if it's a guy or a girl, and nor do they. They meet eachother, make out, go down on eachother and then they realize that they both had weewee's, woah, they're gay...
Or they're lucky and end up with someone with the opposite sex.
Anyway, what I actually wanted to say from the beginning, as I probably said, was that Sweden sucks. Society here sucks...
Let me kill someone and get away with it, pretty much each day, and I'll be amused.
Until then, fuck off and enjoy the ride.
Why I am such an asshole? Such a bitch.. Yeah, I wonder why. Maybe because each time I decide to see someone, someone that is more or less interesting, there's something that prevents me from seeing them again.
And by "seeing them again" I mean within the upcoming 3 months. I shouldn't complain, because I did see people I want to see.. I don't blame the people I see, I blame Sweden.
Isn't something way fucked up when it's cheaper to buy a ticket to go to Denmark, then fly from Denmark to London and back again, than buying a ticket and go further up in Sweden?
Where the fuck did we go wrong?!
Things here shouldn't be so got damn expensive.
Anyhow, there's few other things that's wrong here.
Apparently it's wrong to throw a newspaper in the head on someone you don't like. No, I didn't do it, but someone else did, and apparently that was wrong.
In my opinion, no, it wasn't. If it was for me to decide I would decapitate her. Fucking wanker.
No, the teacher said it was wrong and so did a few other numbnuts in the class. Until he got out to me and told me why he was thrown out of the classroom and I went "FUCK YEAH!" Because, frankly, I don't give a fuck about her. I can't help that I don't care for a bitch that no one actually likes. Oh dear, if she reads this she will get mad.. Again, I don't give a fuck, no names mentioned.
So where am I going with this?
Right, there's no fucking difference in the genders to be completely honest.
Yes, of course there's a difference, but not when it comes to this kind of stuff.
Just because you're a girl doesn't mean a guy don't have the rights hit you, but other men. No, either you have no fucking rights to touch anyone or you can hit anyone you wish. I'm not saying that I'm running around like a complete mental reject and bashing girls. Just saying that I should be allowed to. Girls can be as dangerous and strong as guys, but people don't think like that. They think that "Girls / women actually are the weaker sex and should be treated more carefully than guys" pfft yeah right, and that's not discriminating?
And besides, there is guys that are more girls than guys. For an example, emo-kids. Geez, is it a girl or a boy? Don't know..
And when it comes to pure emo-scene-whatever-o-kids, I try to stay away from them that refuse to show their face completely, you never know if it's a guy or a girl, and nor do they. They meet eachother, make out, go down on eachother and then they realize that they both had weewee's, woah, they're gay...
Or they're lucky and end up with someone with the opposite sex.
Anyway, what I actually wanted to say from the beginning, as I probably said, was that Sweden sucks. Society here sucks...
Let me kill someone and get away with it, pretty much each day, and I'll be amused.
Until then, fuck off and enjoy the ride.
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