Racism and other daily activities

God... I don't think he exist, but if he would.. Why would it be a man?
Because men used to rule the world.. Now it's kind of different.. Anyhow, God should and would be a female black person.
Mainly because people already think that it's a man, big beard, live in the clouds, is very nice and is white. I bet it's a woman, long dark hair, live somewhere in the clouds of course, isn't very nice but try to, since she get paid well, and is black.
I mean, who the fuck came up with the idea that men would rule the world? Or even worse, WHITE men? It's stupid.
I mean.. Why would God be the one who's being nice? She could just be as mean as any other bastard in the universe and still be God..
If God would be a nice person, why the fuck would she let war go on down here, people starv to death and let us get thousand of different diseases and viruses, just to die a slow and painful death?
If God exist, she hates us all. Otherwise the world would be perfect.
Anyhow, I know this is abit repeative, but you should learn.

Ok, get ready for a subject change...
Something that really sucks is your breath in the morning when you wake up... Ok, most things suck when you wake up in the morning, I'll mention a few.
First of all, your breath.
Let's say you're two in the bed. Both of you got the killer-breath but have not yet noticed it. So you lay down.. All calm, turn your heads towards eachother and breathe through the nose.. Until one of you finally takes a deep breath and says something.. What just happend? A fucking bomb exploded in that one persons fucking mouth!
You brush your teeth and shit when you go to bed, but does it help? NO! It's like a damn nuclear war going on in there while you sleep! And when you wake up, the nuclear wastes just dwell out of your mouth, on to the person next to you so he/she gets radioactive wastes on him and will die a slow and horrible death... More or less.
I'm just telling you, the breath is KILLING! So do NOT breathe on someone when you wake up.. Unless you got an air-refresher in your mouth...
Second, as a guy.. Waking up with a boner totally sucks.
I mean, sure, if you wake up next to a really hot and horny girl with that awesome breath that you just can't get enough of and you know your breath is awesome aswell, or she can't smell anything, it's different. Then you can actually do something. But not otherwise.. I mean, let's say you're a few people in a tent, it's crowded in there and you lie close to eachother.. Eventually you all fall asleep and in the morning you wake up with some guys dick, poking you in an unpleasant place... No, morningboner totally sucks.. Also, it's damn difficult to pee with it sometimes.. So I just suggest guys sit down if they got it. And if girls got it, go check it at a doctor....
Third, if you go to bed and it's cold in the room.
You're tired, everything gets cold so you decide to go to bed. Before you lay down, you turn up the heat. Then you cuddle yourself down and wear socks on to keep it warm.
So eventually you fall asleep... What happens when you wake up in the morning? Did you fall asleep in the shower or something? Maybe in a rain forest?
'Cause I sure as hell know it wasn't a swimming pool there before. I mean, sure, it's not very nice but it is sort of acceptable if you're alone, but if you're two... God... That is not nice. It's like both of you are taking a hot bath together, although it smells like hell.. The good thing is, you can always take a both together afterwards, because you WILL need it.
So there's a few bad doodoo's.. Bad Breath, Bad Boner and Bad Heat, try to avoid it.

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Safe death

Smoking kills! - Smoking may hurt you and people around you! - Dangerous!
At least that is what it says on the package... And I'm pretty sure it does, but so does my mom and I don't see a sign on her. Ok, but really. It kills and it's dangerous and shit, but it do have a certain age limit.. Not that anyone follows it, but still. In Sweden it is 18, that means that when you turn 18, you're allowed to die. But still, why sell stuff that can kill people? To make money of course, if I would find some stuff that people would get addicted to and I made loads of money on it,knowing that there's chinese kids between the age of 5-18 gathering the herbs I need for my stuff and starving and dying while doing it, I would still sell it and people would still buy it.
Sure, smoking kills, it's bad for your health, it's addicting etc etc. But I can think of loads of more stuff that is both addicting and can get you killed.
Chewing Gum for an example, the only warning sign on that package is "Not children below the age of 3", mhm? So people above the age of 3 can't choke on gums? Well that's nice to know, isn't it? So it should say "You may die if you chew this"
You can get addicted by shopping. So each time you're about to enter a shop there should be a sign "You may get addicted if you enter here and may end up dead"
People would never enter a shop ever again.
Addicted to eating. "You may get addicted, get overweight and eventually die, if you eat this"
I've never seen any of those signs, have you? I'm pretty sure no one ever thought of it but, pretty much everything in the world can get you killed.
The one who invented the car was a genious, but the one who invented the safetybelt was even smarter, wasn't he? And then some other dude came up with speed limit.
In my opinion, they were all idiots in one way or another. Yes, there's loads of positive things with cars and with the safetybelts, and also with speed limit.
The one who invented the car was a genious because he inveted something that didn't require animals to drag it, or slaves. It was easy to get where you wanted and the only thing you needed to get there was gas. Ok, what was the mistakes he did? First of all, he ruined the enviorment, not that I care, but he did. Second, he did make it easier to travel and he did great, until he finally crashed into another car and died. Third, he didn't have any breaks....
That's where the safetybelt gets in, it was awesome! Man, did he do a good work? Yes he did!
Until he finally got into the car, crashed and survived... At least until he realised he couldn't get the safetybelt off and burned to death... But he did survive the crash! He did...
Then, speed limit. Yep, very nice. You can ALMOST walk somewhere without getting killed... Except from the fact that people does not always follow the speed limits and when they do, it's too fast so people die anyway.
So in the end, they had to gear it up even more and add breaks to the car. And boy ,that helped alot! Less people died, more of our enviorment died.
But, why stop there? We invented the plane! And boy is that good?! It's way better than a car when traveling to the other side of the world. But it doesn't have a sign on it, does it?
Sure, when you get on to the plane they tell you what to do if something happens, but will it really help to put on the safetybelt and the mask if you're about to crash into a mountain from 20 000meters height? No, didn't think so.
Pretty much everything we do got positive and negative things.
I can probably think of more negative than positive things.. But that's just me.
In the end we'll all end up dead anyway...

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Die in a fire

Who the fuck throws a book at someoen when they're driving a car?! Who the fuck does that?!
I'll tell you who the fuck that does that kind of shit! THE PEOPLE WHERE I LIVE!
There's a few "normal" people here but damn they're not many.
Me and my mate were walking to the store the other day and suddently a car drove by us and threw a book at us. You know why? Because the people here are complete fucking idiots.
So I yelled at them something like "FUCKHEAD!" And the car stops, turns around, drives back to us and stop right next to us. A guy in the car, some douchebag I've seen before which i will eventually get a baseballbat and fucking bash his head in for sure, asked me "Did you say something? Got problems?" And I was damn pissed, yes I was, so I answered "No shit, you just threw a fucking book at me!" And then he left the subject and asked us where we were going and shit.. But what an idiot, right? "Did you say something, got problems?" NO FUCKING KIDDING YOU DIPSHIT! I don't drive around in a car and throw books at people! Are you completely fucking mentally retarded?! Just the fact that you're fat, ugly and disliked for who you are has nothing to do with it! You could at least TRY to act like a normal person among other people, but no, you decided to be an ugly son of bitch who just wants to get killed! And I assure you, I will fucking bash your head in, I will! I just hope he would read this.. But since he won't, what I just wrote was more or less, useless.
So once again, I've proven that this place is filled with mental rejects and people are idiots.
I mean, if I don't get that baseballbat and make him shut up, I'm damn sure someone else will fucking kill him... And I hope someone does, because he deserves it.
Him and a shitload of other people here.
Just to see them die in a fire would give me that much pleasure, I would never need to have sex again! I swear, it would just feel so awesome to see them die, slowly and painfully in a fucking fire. Just to hear their painful screams for help, and then they see me, with firetruck, just ready to put the fire out... But will I? No, I'll just laugh at them, see their pathetic lies go down in flames, and when they finally stopped screaming, I'll start putting out the fire.

Subject change

Ok, so appearently women are being pissed over men, wearing no shirt when they can't do the same? I can agree with them that it's disturbing to see a guy without a shirt, walking around in the city, but that's not the point. The point is, they want to do that aswell, go topless in the middle of the city. Well go ahead and do it?
No, they can't because the law says so... Who the fuck came up with that law? I mean.. Sure if it's a fat, ugly woman who does it, but who said you have to look? Let them go topless if they want to, what do we care? No, some moron had to came up with the rule that they can't. I mean.. It's not like we're forcing them to walk around topless, it's just an option. If I got to decide, I'd let people go naked for fucks sake!
Then if they're hot they should be prepared of getting humped in a bush at any time, but rape wouldn't be legal.. But what do we care? Rules are meant to be broken..And apparently they are. People break the rules, laws, all the fucking time and we do the same shit over and over to them. Some of them are free to go, some of them end up in jail and before, we used to execute them... We stoppe doing that for some reason, but why?
"Everyone has the right to live" or not, I think everyone has the right to die. But no, they don't? You're not even allowed to commit suicide, because they you break the law and get charged for trying to kill yourself? I mean... If you succeeded, what would they do? Bring you back from the dead and charge you?
Dumb fucks, if people want to die, let them die. If people don't want to die, even though they killed someone or raped someone, let them die anyway?
If people turn them in, depending on what they've done, there should be an option to get them executed. This sounds like the guilliotine or something, which would be awesome if it still was there, but no. I was thinking more like... A shot in the head or something?
Just don't put the in a cell for a couple of years and them let them out again and hope they changed into something better, that they'll start working as ordinary people and shit, because all of 'em aren't like that. I swear, they get out and do the same fucking thing again and get back into jail or wherever they're going and then they get out again and do it again, and so on.
Not everyone learn from their mistakes, not everyone wants to learn from their mistakes and not everyone make big mistakes as those douchebags, and besides, isn't the main thing when killing someone, or something like it, to get away with it? I mean, it's not like you WOULD kill someone and then turn yourself in for doing it, and then try to get away with it?
If I could kill someone and get away with it, I'd kill... And I probably can, so I probably will.
It's not hard, it can't be... Kill someone and get rid of the evidence... Woah, that must be hard!
I'm sure there's a million of people who killed someone and got away with it and didn't feel any guilt at all... Or they went to jail after they did it and had a pretty sweet time there.
Jail in Sweden is, more or less, nothing. It's like a hotel! You can basicly get anything you want. Probably more than you could otherwise.

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The world includes more failures than the bible

I must say, we're all attracted to better looking girls in every way. I mean, if you talk to a good looking girl and a hot girl starts talking to you, you give her more attention than the other. At least in the beginning. Then you might realise that the hot looking girl is a complete whore and you don't want to talk anymore.
Or if it's the other way around. She's really nice, very interesting and then the old one can basicly fuck off. I'd say it's an instinct, nothing more. I mean... Which one would you rather have in bed? The good looking one that you think seem awesome or the less good looking one which you know but isn't very hot... I'd take the good looking one, even if it was just to find out that she was an complete idiot/whore/asshole/asswhipe/moron/etc/etc/etc...
So yeah, we're all attracted to the looks in first place...

Anyhow, where is my main subject? Oh yes..
The World is too big, it just is.. And internet does not make it any better. "Internet makes the world into a smaller place because you can chat with people" Yeah right dipshit, it sure as hell doesn't! I mean, you talk to people, even if you live in the same country, they still live a shitload of miles away and you still can't see them, even if you want. So no it does not make the world smaller. In matter of fact, it doesn't even make your own fucking hometown smaller. You just ask someone where they live and then you realise that's at the other end of the fucking town and you're both too fucking lazy to get to eachother so you end up not talking and not even meeting eachother, even if it's only 4 kilometers between you. Way to go! *thumbs up*
So the world is big.. But if you're famous it must be smaller. I mean, if you're famous and you get rich, you got the money to travel to every single pleace in the world whenever you want to and see whoever you want to, and then when you've been everywhere you know it's really not that big. But for us ordinary, non-famous, low-life people, it's way too big and we can't even afford the bus to the work in the morning because those fuckheads decided to make it more expensive than before. So once again the world is a pretty fucked up place to live in. But where else would we live? I mean, if I wouldn't live here, I wouldn't know if it was fucked up or not, right?
But now I do and now I can complain about every fucking single thing I can think of without anyone doing anything to me... That is not true, but that is the way I think and the way everyone should think. You should be able to say whatever you want, whenever you want to whoever you want without any consequenses, if it's your own opinions that is.
Exactly what me, and my friend who recently joined, do here. Sure, people might not like it but why the fuck would you read then? Also, if we don't have the guts to say whatever we want to people I'm pretty sure we would be stuck somewhere in the revolution of life and sooner or later end up dead because we all suck so bad.
Humanity is on the edge of exctinction and what would we do? We would complain about it and then keep living our miserable lives until they finally comes to an end where we would just lie down and die. Alone and fucked up, because that's what we are.
Humans are just some sort of infection, a virus.

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Flirting with Destiny

I swear! Somewhere in the world, there's a button which will turn off all electricity in the world. It's the button for the biggest EMP-Bomb ever created and someone will push it someday soon when I need to use the microwave the most.
It's just my luck!
I'm walking down the street, the sun is shining and it's hotter than ever and yeah, sure, I'm thinking "Aight, I'll wear shorts and a T-shirt" So I get out of the house, walk 10 meters and then it's a snowstorm outside! But just around me, then people ask me why I'm wet... Kinda kinky if you ask me.

Anyway, here's the subject: Flirting

How do you actually flirt with someone? And is there a right and wrong way to do it?
Nah, I suppose not, it should come naturally. I don't think you should read magazines where it says "10 ways to get a guy/girl in no time", I doubt it helps. You shouldn't try to think of stuff to say either.. It would probably come out the wrong way... I mean, you're sitting on the beach, just watching the sunrise... She says to you:
"I've been thinking... Does this pants sit tight on me?"
And just when she says that, you're about to lay your arm on her shoulder and she stands up, so you accidently grab her ass while saying:
"I love this view"
She slaps you in the face a couple of times until you lay down and then she kicks you in the downtown area, spit you in the face and walk away from there.. And that will be the first and only date you went on because you're too scared to even talk to girls after that. You'll be looking at them and think "Oh god, they're just like her! They don't understand me!" And then you turn Gay and Emo and get hated by everyone anyway...
So, thinking of a way to flirt and such stuff is no good idea. It just turns out wrong.
You can't even flirt on the cinema.. Just "Lay your arm around her" and then you accidently touch her boobie and she go off on you, yell at you in front of the 100 other people in there, they turn on the lights and the guards come in, show your face to every single person there and then drag you out while yelling something like "You fucking rapist! What were you trying to do?!" And then you end up on the street, looking emo until you finally die.

No one likes a rapist... No, hell no.. Why would they?
The laws are weird when it comes down to rape.
"If the girl does not say No it is not rape", therefore I suppose you can knock her out, bang her and then when she tries to sue you, you just say "She didn't say no"
Just the fact that she was passed out has nothing to do with it, now has it? Nah, you'll just get charged for hitting her in the head with a baseball bat, which you tell the judge was an accident and you get away cheap.
You could probably do it a couple of times until they finally realise what a stupid fucking law it is and change it to something else.. Which would probably get worse..
Or you could go to Sweden and find the most dumb, blonde girls here is and rape all of them and they would probably, more or less, accept it and say "Oh god, he's so good in bed, I like it rough and when I do not agree with it"

Lovely Sweden.. Always something going on here...
Appearently I'm not allowed to wear a shirt with the Swedish flag on, because that makes me a racist. Even though I'm not even from here completely, I'm still a racist and must hate people from other countries just because I wear a shirt with a Swedish flag..
Man, I don't complain about those stupid son of bitches when they wear their home-country-flag shit, hell no. Let them have their fun as long as they stay away from me. But do they? No!
They come here and say 2 things.

1. I love Sweden
2. I hate Sweden

Yeah sure, come here, love the country and live here. I'm totally fine with that.. Becuase that is sort of what i do.. Although I must say I dislike this place pretty much.. But I don't run around yelling it.
That's what they do, the Number 2's! They run around and yell at people "I HATE SWEDEN!" And bash the shit out of some people who doesn't and call them racists and shit. I mean, if they say that to me, I just say "Well why don't you just travel home to your own fucking country then?" And then they get mad at me, because I told them to go home to their beloved country which is probably blown to pieces and that's why there here.. So much left to love, eh? No, not really. So instead they get their fat asses over here and won't do shit but ruin stuff.
Sure, this might seem abit like I'm a racist, but I'm not. I just don't like when people are complete idiots, like they are. Not all of them, but alot.
So yeah.. Go home to your own fucking country and die before I kill you right away.. And I assure you, it won't be pretty.

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Where's the disable button?

What the hell?
So I was sitting in front of the computer, as I usually is around 12.50pm, and was trying to entertain myself in one way or another. Then my dad gets home, goes into the toilet. I'm perfectly fine with him coming home late, going in there, and then shut the fuck up and go to bed. But no, not now. When I finally found something entertaining enough, he yells to me something like "Why can't you do anything else but sitting in front of that damn computer all the time?!" and then he goes to bed... I was like "What the hell?"
But no, appearently I can't do anything else but sitting here, especially not 12.50pm in the fucking night! Is he an complete idiot or is he just pretending? I do realise that I sit here more than I should and that I don't have a fucking life! But that has nothing to do with it. If I got something to do, unless it's some moron calling me and trying to drag me away when I'm tired, I usually do anything else but sitting here. This is actually my last option, but what else should I do when I got lame friends who can't think of something funny to do and if they do, it probably involves alcohol or some stupid fucking game. But I wouldn't say I'm much better. When someone ask me to think of something to do, I can't even think of something to do. So I just say "Naah, can't be arsed to do anything" And I end up here...
I didn't ask to be your friend, you asked to be mine and yet it is YOU who complain about me!
No, I am not talking about my dad anymore. Althoug he can't even think of something I could do but sit here, so he should basicly shut his face aswell...
Anyway, so I sit here alot, yes. But you know what? It's fucking entertaining and I actually learn stuff. But he doesn't know that. He doesn't even know what I do here half of the time. He just assume that I sit here and stare at the blank screen, waiting for doomsday... Such an asshole sometimes. But hey, he's a "grown-up" and most of 'em doesn't know what the hell the teenagers and shit are doing.. Neither do I, but that has nothing to do with this...
So, let me sit here if I want so I can actually entertain myself and I can talk to people I actually WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH, to set up a day when I can meet them.

Dear dad
I do not live in the 18th century and I'm not a complete idiot. Just because I sit here alot doesn't mean I'm mentally challanged or addicted in any way. I sit here because it is entertaining and I actually make more friends over the internet than you could ever do in your whole life. No offense. I'm sure you have alot of lovely friends, but not as cool as mine.
My friends rule yours. At least most of them. But of course there must be some assholes. I know some of yours, but you've never heard me telling you "I don't ever want to have that fucking moron inside our house again, GET IT?!" I've never said such thing. Why? Because I have to accept the fact that people are idiots and there's nothing to do about it.
If I think someone is an asshole and I want that one person to die, I tell him/her that, but you don't. You just sit back, take the shit and carry on. You know why? Becase you were raised in such a weird way where you were taught to take shit and not give it back. I'm pretty sure you tried to raise me in that way aswell but both you and mom failed big, really big.
But all I really wanted to say was; Let me live my fucking life and not yours! ok?

I'm gonna write him something like that some day... Or something like it just to prove my point that it's my life and not someone elses. I'm ok with people that care about me, but they shouldn't tell me what I should and should not do.
If I wanted you to live my life I would fucking let you do it.
There could be so many hate-mails and such stuff I could send to people and they wouldn't get it anyway. You know why? Because they're stupid son of bitches!
I talk to people I want to talk to! If I don't reply to you very fast it probably mean that I don't want to talk to you at the moment or at all.
If you call me on my phone and I hang up more than 2 times, don't keep calling. It means, more or less; Fuck off, I don't want to talk to you.
Do they get it? NO! They keep calling me or my friend. And when they finally got my friend to agree with them that we'll come out to them. He comes down here and I have to be his "Wingman" and go with him.
So I was dragged out in the fucking city in the middle of the night to do nothing but watch a movie I could've watched at home and laugh as much! Just because THEY wanted to spend time with US didn't mean WE wanted to spend time with THEM! But they didn't get it! They kept phone-terrorising me and shit and we had to go to them... Also, I didn't sleep very well because it was so damn hot in the room and the bed was not soft enough...
And then when I wake up in the morning, it's not a "normal peaceful wake-up"-scene, it's a fucking "2-girls-are-talking-in-a-fucking-weird-language-that-I-can't-understand-and-that-pises-me-off"-scene. I was like "WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!? OR AT LEAST SAY SOMETHING THAT I UNDERSTAND ASWELL?!" And of course it was something that I shouldn't understand.. You know what you do then? You talk about it another time when I'm not trying to sleep and you keep it in a non-mentally retarded language...

Never talk to random people...

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Graduate to Sex

God, do I hate people that graduate? Yes I do, I do hate them very much.
Or now do I?
It all depends. I'm sort of fine with them graduating, since it only happens once.. Hopefully, and they walk happy down the street, singing some songs... That's perfectly fine
But when they start to whistle and all that fucking shit! MAN! I WANT TO KILL THEM SO BAD! I want to take those tiny, puny little things and SHOVE THEM DOWN THEIR THROATS! I want them DEAD I tell you, DEAD!
It would be so much better.
But no. They are all allowed to run around, making people deaf and such shit. And it's not all on one day no is it? No! It's like.. each day for whole fucking week! And people wonder why I'm in a bad mood?! Can't you fucking see it?!
There's ugly guys in tight clothes and ugly hats and blonde stupid fucking girls running around everywhere, yelling that they've graduated! But what they don't know is that they've not gotten anyfuckingwhere with their pathetic fucking life and never will because they're so got damn drunk and 50% of all the people will drown in a fucking fountain and I WILL JUST BE LAUGHING AT THEM!!
They got nowhere during the past fucking years and then they're running around, being proud of themselves because they graduated and accomplished NOTHING! Way to fucking go, morons!

But, why do I complain? I will probably do, more or less, the same as they do, right?
But yes, I want to make it abit different... I wanna wear a white hat, skiing-glasses, a megaphone and a baseball bat, running around and yelling "I've graduated and I've still not gotten anywhere with my fucking life!" And when someone complains, I wanna bash them down with my sexy baseball bat, just to prove that I am right, I've graduated and not gotten anywhere with my life but that does not make me weak! Just bash them all down. And when I hear a whiste. I'll go and shove that whistle down their throat and make them sound like a duck for the rest of their lives! God that would be awesome. And of course, I probably will be drunk and don't remember anything of what happend.

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Something that is scary is when you're gonna have sex with someone for the first time.
I mean, you never know what you'll find down there! Let's say you find this hot girl and bring her home. Get comftible in bed and start to undressing... Then when you're about to do.. The stuff, you realise it's a guy with a sexy body, nice boobies and a big fucking cock? Kind of a turn off, eh?
Or let's say it's not a guy, I still think it's scary.
She can have anything down there! A fucking jungle! Monkeys running around in the bushes and an elephant coming out of the big cave? No, no. having sex with someone for the first time IS scary.
Sex overall is kinda scary I suppose.. You never know what happens down there until it's over... You get it on, you do the stuff... And then suddently it's just over... And then what are you actually supposte to do? "I'm done, you can go now" I could do that, sure I could.. But.. No, the "goodbye" can be quite weird now, right? Or if you're lucky you're in a relationship and won't have to say goodbye, just have to say "We'll do it in the morning" And it's all over. Cheers!
But then you already, hopefully, know what is going on in the downtown area and won't have to worry about the elephant biting your weewee off.
Hmm, who actually likes a big jungle down there? It's kinda creepy.. You see.. I would like to know where I'm going when I'm going somewhere. Not running blind in the darkness to find a cave that doesn't seem to exist... No, better fix it down there, otherwise It's creepy, really.
And how about guys? Should they have a fucking nest? Nah, they should fix it.. Not that I would personally care about another guys pubes, but just for the sake of it. I know all our shit is on the outside but that does not make it ok to have a jungle with a big cobra sticking out of it, waiting to crawl in to... You get the point... It's not okay.

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Homosexuals are Gay, Pt. 2/2

Homosexuals, Female, Girl + Girl + No Penis= Lesbian. Simple math.

People often think that two homsexual girls are more accepted than the homosexual guys.
They think it's all okay with lesbian porn but not guy-gay porn. I've also brought this up before.. But, I don't see the difference in those two things.
Lesbians and Gays are both the same "stuff" to me. It's both two of the same sex.
So, here goes the same question as before:
Should they be allowed to get married aswell?


Yes, I think they should. As for the guys, they're also human beings and should be treated as them. Let them get married if they want, it won't hurt me or someone else. Unless some fuckhead tries to stop them and gets beated to death because he said "Gay is wrong! You will burn in hell!" Or something like it, then it would hurt them.. But only retarded people do that, so nevermind...

Anyhow, let them get married and such stuff, let 'em have their "romantic" night, filled with "Wild Adventures" and so on.
But should THEY, since the guys shouldn't, be allowed to get kids?
Now there's 2 options. I mean, a lesbian could actually give birth to a child, unlike the guy... But she can. But she can also adopt.
I think neither of them are okay. I see it like this: If she gives birth to a kid and the kid get to see the father every now and then, or other way around, I'd say it's okay. Because then the kid has got a father (unless she just went to the sperm clinic and.. Yeah.. You know).
But if she gave birth to the kid and the kid has got a father, Yes.

How about adopting?
No, that would mean trouble.
As it was for the guys, it would be way too many questions, which I personally think is a big problem.
This would probably be some questions if the kid was adopted:

1. Where is dad's penis?
2. Why does dad have boobs?
3. Why doesn't dads voice sound like a man?
4. Who is dad?
5. Why does dad wear girls underwear?

And so on...And I suppose kids at school would ask alot of questions aswell and maybe bully the kid as for the male homosexuals. Either that his/her dad looks funny in womens clothes or that he/she has no father.. Eh?

Also, coming in to a room when two lesbian parents are having sex wouldn't be very good for that kid either. I suppose it all depends on age and looks.. And if the kid is adopted. If the kid is adopted and around the age for 14, honry 24/7 and can't get laid, he (as it's mostly guys who find lesbian porn entertaining) gets into the room when his "parents" are having lesbian sex without them noticing that someone opens the door. He wouldn't say anything, not a chance in the world. He'd sneak in and sit in the corner. Might video record it or take pictures to wack off to and show all his friends that he got lesbian porn on his phone. And they would all think it was sooo cool until they realised that it was his parents. Then they'd bully him for a while until he tells them he's adopted, then they start to cheer at him again.
So no, lesbian shouldn't adopt kids either. Not a chance in the world! Having your own adopted kid, humping your leg 24/7 is nothing you want. At least I don't

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Homosexuals are Gay Pt. 1/2

Homosexual, Male, Guy + Guy + Penis= Gay. Simple Math.


Homosexuals are perfectly fine in my opinion. I don't see the problem.
But, should they be allowed to get married?
I'd say so, yes, they should get married because they love eachother and it's their lives, not ours.
I mean, it's not going to be much trouble now is there? Maybe abit when it comes down to
"Who's the woman?" but not otherwise.

Anyhow, how come it's "illegal" to be homosexual? Yeah sure the bible says it's wrong or something. What the hell, if it's "illegal", wrong, so bad... How come our so called "God" made some guys homosexuals? So he could punish them? Yeah, I think God is a very nice person.. A
fucking sadist with too much spare time...
Anyway, homosexuals should get married, no doubts.

How about being an accepted homosexual? I wouldn't know, I'm not gay, but it seem to be trouble most of the time. People dislike it etc and I know I've written about this before.
But anyway, being accept seem to be hard as a gay guy, but not as a gay girl.
So here goes my second question.


Should Homosexual guys be allowed to adopt?
I'd say no, not really. Getting married is perfectly fine, but if men were supposte to have kids, they would be more like a girl with a penis, wouldn't they?
But, anyway... No, there would be way too many answers and he/she might would've get bullied in school. Mostly because he/she wouldn't have a mom/dad and that the parents WOULD BE homosexual.
There's would be sooo many questions!

1. Who's mom?
2. Where's mom?
3. Why does mom have a penis?
4. Why does mom have a beard?
5. Where did I come out?

And so on... I know I would be able to answer some of them, like "Why does mom have a penis?" Answer, "She's not", When they get older, "She's wearing a strap-on 24/7"
"Why does mom have a beard?" Answer: "'Cause your mom is too lazy to shave"
But it wouldn't help at all. I mean, "Where did I come from?" If I were gay I'd ignore that question.
So, homosexuals shouldn't adopt, not saying they shouldn't be allowed to, just saying it's a bad idea. I'm sure they would be great parents, but their answers wouldn't be very good...
And if the parents were having sex.. Well, as it is when parents are having sex, it's disturbing enough to walk into the room and find out what they're doing, but if they were homosexual guys, I'm pretty sure that kid would have, more or less, the worst image in his/her head forever.
Just to see his hairy dad with a big penis and his hairy mom with a even bigger penis having sex without noticing their kid watching them..

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Love...

"Why can't you love me for who I really am?"
Because the "Real" you is a bg fucking turn-off and I don't like you?
Pretend to be someone else and I might...

Until then, fuck off

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Complaints and Excuses

All people can do is complain about their lives. Yes, I would know, although I don't complain about my life, I complain about others. So it should be "People complain about everything".
For an example, when it's winter. All is cold and, in Sweden, mostly crappy weather and no snow at all. That's when people complain about Sweden, being too cold and they want the summer back, so they can take a swim in the sea.
I'm pretty damn sure I can push you into some water in the middle of the winter and let you swim, but appearently that's not appriciated.
So, we complain about the weather during the winter. Then it's spring, people complain about spring is too long, THEY WANT THE SUMMER! *Tears, alot of tears*
And then, finally! "Summer! Woo!"
Aww, I can't find my shorts, my T-Shirts are all dirty, my icecream is melting, I got no money to the bus so I can go to the beach, it's too hot!
What the fuck is wrong with YOU?
Winter is too cold and Summer is too warm? Spring isn't good enough because the water is too cold and appearently it's not hot enough. And OF COURSE you don't like autumn, because that's the end of the painful summer and the water gets cold, the tree's leaves fall off and everything looks so boring! It rains too much.
Write a fucking book or something about it!
I mean where the fuck did it go wrong? Either it's too cold or too warm?
We just HAVE to complain about SOMETHING, don't we? Otherwise we got this urgent feeling of killing people and then we go to jail, just to get raped in the shower and lose all our friends.
Of course you would get new friends in jail, maybe not just the same as you had before. These are more "Give me cigarettes and I might not rape and kill you" Nice guys and girls.

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Let's say you're 3 people, doing something bad like... Playing football close to this newly built house, which has windows that cost more than you could ever afford yourself, and you accidently kick the ball abit to hard so your retarded "friend", who's too short to reach the ball, didn't catch it and you crash one of those really expensive windows (because that's what one of them are. You're 2 friends and 1 wannabe). And you all start to run away, but the owner of the house, which just happen to be an elite gymnastic who won last years Olympics and were the fastest one in 100 meter, comes out and see all of you 3 running away at the same direction, of course, since you're all too dumb to run different directions so it would be harder for him to catch you all.
So, he can see you running away and runs after you, catches you and drag you back to his house. He's pissed off and all those steriods does not make it any better. When you're finally there, he points at the window and yell something like "AHH BRRAAAAGH RAAAWR ARRHHH WINDOW CRASHED!! OOOHHHGG AAAAAAHHHRGG" And then, since he already scared the ever living out of you all and made one of you shit your pants, you tell him your parents phone numbers. He calls them and tell them that you crashed his expensive window with a shitty ball and that he want money to fix it.
10 minutes later, your parents get there, neither of them are happy, so they also start to yell something like the elite gymnastic guy did, although this makes less sense since there's 4-6 parents yelling at you all at the same time.
And then they finally get to the point "Who broke the window?"
Now, since you're 2 friends and 1 wannabe, you think of it "Who broke the window?" After a while of thinking, not more than 5 seconds, the 2 friends look at eachother, shake their heads and say "It was him" And of course they point at the wannabe who gets to take all the crap.

So, now I'll get to the point: Who wouldn't blame it on someone else?
It's like "To live or die?" You've got 2 choices;
1. To tell the truth and get killed
2. To blame it on the unknown person next to you who is crying out loud, praying and spraying "I DON'T WANNA DIE"

What would you do? I know I would blame it on the random, unknown, crying bitch next to me. My life is way more imporant than his. I got no intentions of sacrificing my own life for someone I don't know, that would just be stupid.
I mean, it's not like you'll see that one person a few days later and he'll say "You selfish bastard.. How could you let them kill me?", now will you?
If you do, please tell me.

Now my point is; 90% of the people on earth are that Ego that they wouldn't sacrifice themselves for someone they don't know, no matter what. 10% would do it because they're sympathy whores.
I'm one of them who wouldn't, no doubts.

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What's fun? What isn't? And what about colors?

So appearently, it's so wrong to make jokes about a certain kind of people. Like Jews, People in Wheelchair, Fat people, Thin people, dwarves, Black etc etc, you get the point.
I can agree with it, but it depends on how harsh they are, but it's no reason to start to cry out loud on someone when they make a joke, and when people laugh at it.
If people laugh at a cruel joke that someone said, I don't blame them, it's their kind of humor. But my teacher is defently not the same.. Neither of them are, and some douchebags in school. Oversensetive bastards. And since I laughed at this joke about this dude in a wheelchair, also taken from Family Guy, I'm a sadist, was quite long ago. But now we made a joke about fat people and WOAH, you should've heard him, it was like letting an "Emo-kid" talk about all its problems, it's neverending.

So just because we've got this, kind of cruel and mean sense of humor, we're not allowed to tell jokes to eachother because someone else might get offended(once again). I mean, I still don't give a damn. But no, don't joke about anything because that will get you in trouble and you won't get any friends and you won't ever get a good job and people at your job will bully you because you think different and you will be a sadist and you will have no friends and and and and and and...
I mean, did he even have a line to draw before he drew it? Maybe it's just because he's older and "wiser"? He "knows better" because he's older.
No he does not, just because he's older doesn't make him wiser. In this case, it seem to make him dumber.
But I don't blame him, he's a nice guy otherwise, it's just that his sense of humor and my sense of humor isn't the same. But he won't accept it...

Ok, time to get to the Real point!
The point was; you should be able to make fun of anything, anyone, anywhere, without getting yelled at just because some sympathy whore thought it was wrong.
I'm pretty damn sure that the people in wheelchair make fun of fat people, fat people make fun of Jews, Jews make fun of Black people and get killed.

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Ok, appearently, wearing a certain kind of color on your clothes turns you into a certain kind of people. I agree with that, I see it like that. Also, you're drawn to a certain kind of color in some weird fucking way. But who actually came up with the idea that Black hair and black clothes equals Emo?
Yeah sure, some "Emo-kids" wear it, but they look different.
They all got those "1-to-3-hours-to-fix-in-the-morning-hair-style" and they usually look like some kind of "Wannabe Goth", and yes, they usually fail big.
Me personally, wear pretty dark clothes, but I'm nowhere close the "Emo-look", at least not the way I see it, since I'm so damn ego.
But, Black, seem to equal "Emo-Kids" instead of "Normal person with black clothes".
Same with Pink, it seem to mean "You're a faggot, stay away from me before I pimpslap you"
When I see pink, I sure think "gay", but not in the "rude" way, more like "Yeah nice, at least you got the guts to wear whatever you like to wear". Like I do. I wear whatever I wish to wear and if people dislike it, FUCK OFF!
Easy as that!

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Mental age below 5, unless my parents are here

Why is there a certain age limit on some movies? I mean, I don't think a 3 year old kid would get offended or anything like it if he/she was watching porn. In fact, I don't even think the kid would be watching, because at that age, it's not that interesting. But ok, take your kid to the cinema and what do they get to see? Teletubbies, Pokemon and some other half-made, crappy movie they got $5 to make and it took them 4 hours to do it. And the idea of the movie was to entertain kids between the age of 2-5. OF COURSE they go with something cute and fluffy that goes on an adventure to find a lollipop, and on the way to the holy lollipop forest, the fluffy piece of shit meets a bad witch, which is very evil and transforms the lollipop into a carrot. Then they have their "Epic Battle", aka Hug-Fest, and then they live happily ever after.

Why not just fucking show them real movies? I think a baby would feel pretty damn good to watch the "Terminator" movies. Seriously, just imagine him when he grows up "I wanna be just like Mr. Badass Terminator" And that kid would be so got damn macho. But no, instead he get to watch Teletubbies and be called Faggot his whole life for wearing a pink shirt, tight jeans and giving people hugs, also, he give tiny kids hugs and becomes a pedo... Pretty much like the "emo-kids", tight clothes who doesn't match in any way and totally Gay in a negative way.

But ok, they put that age limit shit. But what the fuck is that other thing?
I mean, the age limit is 15, unless there's parents with them, WHICH seem to be the over the age of 18. Then the age limit lowers to 12?
Just because there's an older person with the kid doesn't make him/her older you dipshits, it's still the same useless piece of shit kid, same pathetic kid in pink shirt and tight jeans! Just because there's an older person with him doesn't mean he can't still shit his pants because the Terminator fires a warning shot!
You can't change that. The kid isn't older because someone else near him/her is, for fucks sake.

And how come they won't show porn at the cinema? It's movies aswell, but then they can't write "Only kids over the age of 18, unless there's parents with them, holding their dicks and preventing them for wacking off"
Ok, I might understand why they won't have porn at the cinema, they'd have to give out fage-vaginas and dildos to people just to prevent the whole cinema to smell like sex and sweat.
But still, they should have more "REAL" sex scenes in movies. They're cutting down it more and more, in the end we'll end up with real porn being 2 people, fully dressed, cuddling at the dinner table while eating spagetti. Almost like softporn nowdays, it's such a turn-off. As if porn isn't already, but softporn is worse.

Ok, back to the subject, they should have more realistic, real, hardcore sex in movies to show that the hero in the movie is a badass dude who fucks every single girl that's got big, fake plastic boobies and is blonde, just to show his badass image, and then after a good fucking humping, he saves the world.
But they don't do that, instead they go with the "soft cuddling guy" hero, which is part gay. And before he saves the world, he goes into a room, look the girl in the eyes and say something like "No matter what happens, I'll always love you" Then they kiss and then he saves the world.
I swear, the movie would be so much better if he would just "Dear, no matter what happens.. Fuck it, I WANNA FUCK before I save the world! So come on let's do it!" *Hardcore scene*
And then he fucking saves the world! FUCK YEAH!

Ok, maybe it depends on what type of movie it is.. If it were Pokemon I'm perfectly fine with him, telling Pikatchu that he loves him and then he "sacrifice", aka throws himself into the water and yells "I'll save you Misty, don't give up on me you hoe!" And then the pathetic happy ending, everyone's happy and the bad guys have either disappeared or turned into good guys, WITHOUT any charges from the police for threatening the whole fucking world, way to go! *thumbs up*
I hate movies...

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Disney Failed, and so did my "friends"

Busy means busy, it means Don't fucking disturb me!
People are so dumb! They start talking with me and I tell them "I'm busy" And they're like "Oh.. Okay... I'll talk to you anyway" I WANT TO KILL THEM!
And they're not making it any better. First of all, they talk to me when I don't want to talk to them, second, they send me messages on my phone who all say something like "Boo, found ya" Which annoys the fuck out of me. Third, they talk about stuff that no one in the whole fucking world would actually give a damn about.
IF I wanted to know about your life, I would've asked you, but since I didn't I don't give a damn about you or your pathetic little life.
But it just goes on! They keep talking to me until they realise I'm not talking to them. Then they GET PISSED because I'm not replying! I mean come on!
But what do I care, right?

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More stupid people? God..
There's been like 15 different girls and boys, asking me if I want to come with them to this once-a-year place called "Siesta". And I've given them all the same answer: NO!
And so they ask me "Why not?" Let's say it like this.. I'm not that person who likes to pay people to like me.
Also, Why would I go to that kind of place when there's not a single fucking band I don't like?
And the fact that there's more than 300 "Emo-kids" who's all horny, desperate and would just grab the first person they lay their eyes on and rape in the nearest bush, does not make it better. So no, I didn't go.
But my friends did, and then earlier today, some random girl wrote to me, something like this "OMGOMG You know that dude in your class and omg he was omg in my omg tent omg the whole omgomg weekend and omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg" And I was like "Wtf >,>"
So, appearently my classmate was in the same tent as this girl and she was all excited about it, but not me, I didn't give a damn, so I told her "Uh yeah.. You know I see him every day in school, what's the big deal?" And then she stopped writing to me.
Once again, being mean is the way to live your life.

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I'm ok with people who's telling me once or twice that I'm good looking.. And I don't mean once or twice per minute, more like once or twice per month or something, not more.
I don't like it when people are "all over me", almost drooling me down, like "DIE MOTHERFUCKER! DIE!" No, that's not ok. Or well.. I suppose it all depends on the girl, but still, it's rather disturbing in my opinion. If I wanted to get drooled on, raped and killed, I'd probably go to that "Siesta" shit, right?
So now that I've been ego for a couple of minutes, maybe I should change subject to something that isn't completely about me?

Since when could you be famous by doing nothing in front of a camera? Since the world gone insane.
I could just get a camera, videotape myself dancing a funny dance, show it on TV and upload it on Youtube, get enough viewers and then Woah, I'd be famous for doing a "funny", useless piece of shit dance.
Or if enough people without lives read my blog, and think "Hey, Since I don't have a life and no opinions myself, I should take these" and then they tell other people to read it, and in the end I'll have enough readers to rule the world! I'll be one of the worlds most powerful people without doing shit but telling people how I think.
I could also steal a couple of nuclear bombs and threat the whole world, but then I'd probably end up dead... Which I will anyway, but that's not the point.
These days, anyone can be famous.
How about "High School Musical"? It's a bunch of kids, dancing and "singing" in front of a camera, their voices are fake! I swear, they are! That ugly, pathetic chav kids can not sing like that! Also, it's just a fucking cheap copy of the movie "Grease", which is kind of ace...
But no, they made 1 movie and then, since all the 11 year old kids and mentally rejected 15 year old "emo-kids" liked them, they decided to make another one which seem to be even worse.
And they didn't have enough, they just keep making loads of crap movies to show poor kids or to make the "emo-kids" satisfied.

I'm okay with Disney, making non-cartoon movies, but for gods sake, stick to the movies that are actually worth looking at, like "Pirates of the caribbean", I thought those movies were awesome. But not the "High School Musical" and the other "I-Can't-Sing-Properly"-movies, they made one and decided to Fail again.
Or you could always do those 3D-animated movies, which also, most of the time, are quite awesome. I liked "Monsters Inc." alot, it was awesome.
But for gods sake... Please stop producing those crappy half-made movies with all the retarded chavs, dancing in front of the camera just to get laid on saturday night... Please stop it

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Pt. 2/2 Religions, and more Failures

Religions, bleh, I don't like it.
So who can actually prove that HELL exist? I mean, people say that it's beneath us, but if you dig deep enough, you get down to china? I don't get it.
I suppose someone tried to dig their way to hell and ended up in China, or other way around.
But no, it does not even exist either. China does, not hell.
How about Satan? Mr. Evil himself. How do we know what he looks like?
Appearently he's supposte to have goat feet, big horns and sometimes, big evil-looking wings.
Sounds like a joke to me, or some kind of freak like the platypus.
I swear, if Satan would exist, he would be the creator of the platypus.
As God created the humans to look like himself, I bet Satan did the same.

Ok, and now if you would go down to hell. What would it look like? Of course it's supposte to be dark and evil, but how the fuck do you get flames into that?
So, it's dark flames, very hot and alot of demonic platypuses down there. Sounds like hell to me.
I've got a feeling this is getting abit messy...

So, now that we know all about Heaven and Hell, we keep reading about this Very "interesting" stuff and get to know that there's a WAR going on between Heaven and Hell. It's a big war that no one will win, it will go on FOREVER!
But hold on a second.. It's a war between big guns Upstairs and badass evilness Downstairs, and what the fuck is inbetween Heaven and Hell? WE ARE!!
I've not noticed any demonic/angelic war, have you? No no, they're probably hiding it from us, they're hiding it from reality and only people who can see Angels/Demons can see them, aka people that are Nuts and way into their religions.

But okay, let's say that when people die, they go to Heaven or Hell. But where the fuck do the ghosts come in? It's dead people, right?
They're "Lost souls who can't find their way into Heaven" Eh...?
Why Heaven and not Hell? And what do you mean "Lost souls"? How can you get lost when you die? I mean, according to people and books, there's a bright light which you should follow to Heaven and meet God, the almighty one. And how are you supposte to move when you're dead?
And how do you get to Hell? You die and then your pathetic little soul, which have comitted many bad, bad deeds, fall through the earth, down to hell and get tormented for all eternity, because Satan is a bad doodoo person. And yet, people seem to worship him in some kind of way.

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And then again, here we go:
Humanity has done so many things wrong and we still don't learn from our mistakes.
I mean, I shouldn't complain, but if we were meant to fly, wouldn't we have wings? Just open your eyes and see where it got us! First we made a simple airplane, which eventually turned into a fucking Murder Machine! But sure, it's good that we finally have them, although they're not 100% sure to travel in.
But, so it turned into a murder machine, loads of people died etc etc no one gives a damn. But I don't get the point of getting years of education, get into a plane, fly halfway around the world just to crash into a building?
I would understand if they would just bomb it with missiles or something, but not to do a fucking suicide bombing.
Same with those people who strap bombs around themselves. "Pay attention kids, I'm only going to perform this once"
How do they know it works? And how do they know what to do without those years of education?
"Hey you! How many teachers did you have during your past 3 years in highschool?"
"Hmm... Around 150, you?"
*Click*
BOOM!
But they should be lucky, When they finally blow themselves up, there's 40 Virgins waiting for them in Heaven, because they commited suicide for the right causes and that's where they're going. But who the fuck said that it's female virgins? What if they go to "Heaven" and find out that it's 40 Gay Virgins waiting for them, just waiting to get laid? Sucks to be that one person if he's straight, man..
And where do their women go? Do they go to Heaven? Nah, since they don't mention them at all, I suppose they go to hell, where there probably is 40 Gay Dudes who lost their virginity in a great orgie. And since it's a woman that came down there, she won't get any sex at all. All she'll do is cook and clean for all eternity, as she probably did when she was alive aswell.
Their style of living is even more fucked up than ours.
We live to die. Go humanity!

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Pt. 1/2 Religions, and more douchebags

Heaven, does it really exist?
I can say that I do not believe in god. I don't think he/she exist. If he/she would exist, wouldn't he/she make this world a better place?
Nah, God is a sadistic kid in a wheelchair, taking revenge on everyone because Jesus failed when he was supposte to sell cookies to the girl next door. So God got pissed and now we'll all suffer...
But really, I think religion overall is all fake and that it all started years ago.
Since we couldn't explain everything that happens to us, what happens when we die, why we're born, why there's "Good/Bad" people, why the weather change, all that crap. We made up something called "religion" and some other crap called "Gods". So it would all be easier to explain to the people. And then we got so into it, so we started to build big buildings to honor the fake-gods and a reason to kill people for no reason at all(Sacrifice). And then it kept going.
We killed other people because they didn't believe in god, they didn't have same religion as us.. Because "God" "told" us to do it. That's a common excuse I suppose...
"Why did you kill this man?"
"God told me to"
"Oh ok, he's not insane, don't lock him up, let him go".
Yeah, way to go *thumbs up*
In my opinion it would work most of the time, especially if you're a priest, a harmless little priest who would never hurt anyone but the sunday school kids.

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Food, who actually came up with the idea of saying "This is heavenly good"(or something like it)?
I mean.. How does heaven taste? And how would you taste it?
It's like saying "I ate an angel", and that does not sound very tasty to me... But No,
"What I just ate, It was so good, I think I'm in heaven"
"Yes, of course, I'm Gods messenger, fuck me!"
At least that is what I would say.
And by the way, "Holy Shit"?
Why would you say that? That doesn't sound very positive to me...
And when you combine it with food, it's even worse
"Holy shit, that taste sooooo goood!!!"
Yeah, it tasted like holy shit! What? Did a priest shit in your hands and then you ate it? Very clever my frend, very clever.

So, in some religions you are only allowed to eat a certain kind of food, and not allowed to eat some kind of food. And in some you're not allowed to eat for a couple of days when the sun is up, or at all. How about you're not allowed to drink something? Yes, please die by thirst.
Sucks, doesn't it?
Who actually came up with the idea that Cows are Holy?
Sure, they're holy, they can produce milk for us, cut our lawn and say "Moooo"
But you know what? I've never heard someone telling me that Women are holy.

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