So many retards out there, claiming to be bisexual/gay, and I don't know why.
They say they kissed someone of the same gender as them and that means, THAT DOES MEAN, that you indeed must be gay or bisexual.
"Oh man, but I think I liked it, she were a good kisser and had smooth lips, and she's good looking" Says the girl who just kissed another girl when not being sober and now she thinks she's bisexual because of that.
And yes, in this case it is a girl I'm talking about.. Well, several girls who claim to be gay/bisexual.
Fine if they actually are gay, they do have sex with the same gender as them, they get turned on by it etc etc. But when they advertise on a fucking chat site about it "I'm looking for a girl/Guy who is also bisexual" FUCKING GREAT YOU DOUCHEBAG! Why in the world would you advertise about it on a fucking website where there's nutsacks and creeps?
I got the answer for you! The answer is that you are DESPERATE!
D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E-!
"But I just got dumped by my girlfriend" No fucking kidding you just got dumped, if you're that much of a slut, that desperate to have some close encounters with another human organism, you should fucking get dumped.
No one in the entire fucking world gives a flying fuck about you being bisexual. So stop fucking advertising about it, because if people decide to start writing to you, after they've seen that message, 9/10 is writing to you becase they're as desperate as you and just wants to find someone/something to hump so bad, and in worst case just rape.
But yes, please douchebags, PLEASE do keep advertising and then you'll see where it gets you
"Hi, I'm bisexual, I want to talk with boys, but girls are also alright" Fucking hell...
lördag 21 november 2009
fredag 20 november 2009
onsdag 18 november 2009
Fast Forward
Test in school/collage/education place, whatever the fuck you want to call it as long as you won't say university, as I'm not that far yet. Yes! Not that far YET! So anyway...
As I was saying, a test, a big one, they gave us alot of time. I think they said we had 5 hours to write something about something, in something else they gave us and bla bla... And then they started it and we had to sit there, shut the fuck up and write for several hours, but we were indeed allowed to leave the school when we were finished.
Now, they did give us 5 hours, they told us to bring food and such because we weren't allowed to leave to eat and then come back, only thing we were allowed to leave for was to go to the loo, and they were paranoid about that aswell, like we were going to cheat.. Not sure how you can cheat though on that kind of test, where you write stuff that is based on yourself to 90%. Anyway... Uhm, so.
We had 5 hours yeah, and it started... And I was sitting there for 45 minutes and then I were finished.
Now, my question is: Who the FUCK decides to sit there for FIVE FUCKING HOURS?
You don't need all that time, really, you don't. You barely need 2. And since it's a pretty big test, shouldn't there be some pressure on the students? I mean, 5 hours, that's no pressure at all. That's like telling someone who's robbing a bank "Uh excuse me, sir, but the policemen will be here in 3 hours from now, so if you want to get away with this crimescene you should get going soon"
Yeah, get going soon. Please do, but don't forget to bring some lollipops to share with everyone and have a nice, warm cup of tea while you're at it.
NO! IT'S NOT A FUCKING VACATION! IT'S A MOTHER FUCKING TEST! PUT SOME PRESSURE ON THE STUDENTS GOD DAMNIT! NO WONDER WE'RE ALL SHIT NOWDAYS
As I was saying, a test, a big one, they gave us alot of time. I think they said we had 5 hours to write something about something, in something else they gave us and bla bla... And then they started it and we had to sit there, shut the fuck up and write for several hours, but we were indeed allowed to leave the school when we were finished.
Now, they did give us 5 hours, they told us to bring food and such because we weren't allowed to leave to eat and then come back, only thing we were allowed to leave for was to go to the loo, and they were paranoid about that aswell, like we were going to cheat.. Not sure how you can cheat though on that kind of test, where you write stuff that is based on yourself to 90%. Anyway... Uhm, so.
We had 5 hours yeah, and it started... And I was sitting there for 45 minutes and then I were finished.
Now, my question is: Who the FUCK decides to sit there for FIVE FUCKING HOURS?
You don't need all that time, really, you don't. You barely need 2. And since it's a pretty big test, shouldn't there be some pressure on the students? I mean, 5 hours, that's no pressure at all. That's like telling someone who's robbing a bank "Uh excuse me, sir, but the policemen will be here in 3 hours from now, so if you want to get away with this crimescene you should get going soon"
Yeah, get going soon. Please do, but don't forget to bring some lollipops to share with everyone and have a nice, warm cup of tea while you're at it.
NO! IT'S NOT A FUCKING VACATION! IT'S A MOTHER FUCKING TEST! PUT SOME PRESSURE ON THE STUDENTS GOD DAMNIT! NO WONDER WE'RE ALL SHIT NOWDAYS
söndag 15 november 2009
An hour or so..
This is indeed a common question but it doesn't make it less true
Why would you make a porn video that lasts for 30 minutes, an hour, two hours?
It's not like anyone every masturbates for over 10 minutes, max.
And to be honest, why would they add a story to a porn movie? The reason you watch the movie is because you want to masturbate, not because you like the story. I've never heard anyone going "Dude! You gotta watch that porn movie, the storyline in it is GREAT!" No, it just won't happen.
And why is it that all porn movies, videos, "homemade" videos, are always so fucking odd? It's never anything regular or something you would do normally. That kind of shit never happens to you?
I mean honestly, how often would you find yourself having sex with 2 girls, banging one of them whilst the other one is getting teabagged? No, it just won't happen. Then again, I doubt I'd find much pleasure in having a girl sucking my own balls off whilst the other one decides to scream like a fucking maniac "YES COME ON! FUCK ME HARDER! FUCK THAT PUSSY!" I don't see where that is a turn-on.
So anyway, when guys masturbate, they do it differently from when they do it with a girl around, and I'm damn sure girls do it differently aswell.
Guys also have to ask the same question, over and over, "Do you like that?" And we do expect the same answer as always: Yes.
Well fucking of course she likes it you fucking numbnut, or else she wouldn't have sex with you unless she's mentally derranged and is some sort of nympho.
I'm sure I've brought this up before...
Why would you make a porn video that lasts for 30 minutes, an hour, two hours?
It's not like anyone every masturbates for over 10 minutes, max.
And to be honest, why would they add a story to a porn movie? The reason you watch the movie is because you want to masturbate, not because you like the story. I've never heard anyone going "Dude! You gotta watch that porn movie, the storyline in it is GREAT!" No, it just won't happen.
And why is it that all porn movies, videos, "homemade" videos, are always so fucking odd? It's never anything regular or something you would do normally. That kind of shit never happens to you?
I mean honestly, how often would you find yourself having sex with 2 girls, banging one of them whilst the other one is getting teabagged? No, it just won't happen. Then again, I doubt I'd find much pleasure in having a girl sucking my own balls off whilst the other one decides to scream like a fucking maniac "YES COME ON! FUCK ME HARDER! FUCK THAT PUSSY!" I don't see where that is a turn-on.
So anyway, when guys masturbate, they do it differently from when they do it with a girl around, and I'm damn sure girls do it differently aswell.
Guys also have to ask the same question, over and over, "Do you like that?" And we do expect the same answer as always: Yes.
Well fucking of course she likes it you fucking numbnut, or else she wouldn't have sex with you unless she's mentally derranged and is some sort of nympho.
I'm sure I've brought this up before...
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