Quicksand

Oh yeah, they call people who want to kill themselves insane. They call people who find no reason to live insane. If you want to kill someone you're insane. If you don't think like the rest
YOU
ARE
INSANE!
But that's not making any sense, now is it?
I mean honestly, there must be a couple of people in the world, or at least there was, who decided how you should act, what you should do, how you should think, or there's something wrong with you. Honestly now, we're still animals. Just because we've evolved in a certain way won't change the fucking fact that we are still fucking animals. Nothing will ever change that. Yes, we may be alien, but we're still animals of some kind.

Anyway, you are insane if you do these things. Then you've got some sort of mental disease. You're a mental reject, you're a lunatic. But what about those other people?
Yeah sure, people beleive in ghosts, even though we know they don't exist?
But nah, let's hire a ghostwhisperer, so he/she can communicate with the dead OR so he/she can just throw a load of bullshit straight in your face.
Because really, it's not more than that. You can't call someone who's "supposed" to be insane, insane, if you don't fucking arrest the people who "communicate" with the dead. Or people who claim to be "psychic" and can see into the future. No, you can't fucking do that. But it's alright you know, as long as you don't want to die or want to kill someone, you're a perfectly healthy individual.

Babies is a STD

Oh god. I both love and hate it when kids come up to you and show you a drawing that they made, or something they made out of wood or something. Either way, it's sad and hillarious. It's quite nice and fucked up.
For an example (I'll be using the term "IT" for the kid as it's not a he or she, it's a fucking thing).

A kid comes home from school, the parents as IT what IT did in school today. And IT answers something like "We wure druwring all daie" And the parents pretend to be interested and ask IT to show the picture IT drew. I mean.. The kid says that the picture is supposed to be like... A Police officer? But really, all we can see is some random brush strokes, a couple of lines and... Yeah, that's about it, isn't it?
The kid wants us to see it, but honestly, we can't see what the fuck it is supposed ot be. And I know, I drew pictures when I was a kid and YES, they were fucking horrible. I look at the now and just think back. Really, my parents must've hated me.
"Oh hey mom! Look at this new drawing I made" And so I showed them. And they went like "Oh how nice! ... ... .. What is it?"
INSTEAD of just going "Oh son.. That's so bad I can't even describe it in words. If you show me that again I'll throw you out of the window"

But NO! Instead they let THEIR kids wander around their whole life(since I learned how to draw.. Sort of), thinking they can draw. The kid might aswell just take a shit on the paper and show that, then you WOULD see what it is. But no, they will wander around thinking that until someone actually comes up to them, tell them their drawing is shit and then take a shit on it themself.

And even if the kid actually would succeed in drawing something that you can see what it is. They just HAVE to add something extra to it, just to make it look more fucked up.
Like the policeman. It would be a regular policeman, but with 4 arms and green eyes?
Honestly, I would rather get shot by the fucking criminals than letting that alien-mother fucker save me.

But it's not enough. Then they start working with other shit in school. They bring home a car they made out of wood. But what it actually is, is a piece of wood and some of the kids SHITTY DRAWING ON IT!