Aww, that's soooooo not cute

Okay, I've not said a word here for a very, very, VEEERY long time now so I thought I might.
There's plenty of things that's bothering me, but I won't mention them all. But what I will talk about is guys and girls. How they talk about eachother... Or rather guys and vaginas. Not saying that a vagina is all that a woman is, just saying that some guys are fucking weird.
I've seen this in chats, I've heard people say it and, yes indeed, I've seen it in pornmovies and the thing is that I can't fucking agree with them.

They keep saying "That pussy is so sexy!", "Om nom Mmmm I want to that nice pussy" etc etc. I can't agree. Well yes, a vagina is way more appealing to me than a penis is, but that's not what I meant. Even though it's more appealing, I still would NEVER say that a vagina is either sexy, or nice, or anything like it. I can't agree on that they look good. They do look better than a huge schlong hanging there with a meatsack behind it, but still. A vagina isn't pretty.
I would say that they do look rather disgusting to be fair. It's not a pretty sight if you compare to, for an example, the face. I can't imagine anyone wanting to look at the vagina, rather than the face.

Just saying...

Also!
CODEWORDS and fucking sexual innuendos.
We all know what they mean, even if we don't always mean that specific thing. And it's true.
Let's say a friend of yours is with a girl/guy. They're gonna grab a snack in the city. What do you think of? Some sort of date which will end up with sex.
They're shopping clothes. What do you think of? Underwear, sexy underwear, that will end up with sex.
They're going to watch a movie. What do you think of? They're having sex.
They're just friends. What do you think of? They're not just friends. THEY'RE HAVING SEX.
They're gonna spend the night together, but not in the same bed. What do you think of? Of course fucking of course! They're not sleeping in seperate rooms, not even in seperate beds. They're sleeping with eachother!
What does this tell us?
We can't fucking do anything nowdays without having anyone thinking of anything like that. We're all perverted fucking creeps!