I always hear people crying about their relatives died, friends died, pet died, everything died.
They died inside etc etc.
They want to bring them back from the dead, just for one day, to tell them everything they wanted to say and make everything right... And why didn't you dumb fucks do that when they were actually living? No, wait until they're laying there, on their deathbed, and then tell them all the lies and shit you've been hiding from them, not to hurt them and make their last few moments alive to a miserable hell, please do that.
So while everyone is complaining about the dead, I'm complaining, crying out loud for gods sake, about the living. Everyone keep whining and shit about the dead, but NO, NOT me, I don't give a damn about the dead, I care about the living! I WANNA SEE THEM DEAD.
No, I don't want to know how YOU are feeling, I don't want to know where YOU live, I don't want to know what YOU got this christmas, I don't want to know anything about YOUR family or YOUR life. So if YOU, yes YOU, would be so kind and please just understand the fact that I don't give a fuck about YOUR miserable life, YOUR pathetic ways of trying to get attention, MY attention, MY PRECIOUS FUCKING TIME, Leave me the fuck alone and let me be as happy as I can be, or at least let me try for gods sake. No, you keep coming back to say how YOU feel, what YOU've been doing, how YOUR life is going and how everything is either fucking PERFECT or fucking miserable in your puny, pathetic, unrealistic got damn life that no one, absolutely no one in this whole damn world gives a fuck about but YOU.
So in every friendship, when you get that moment, that specific moment, where you can say whatever to that person because it's the right time... I would just like to say to you: Please, dear you, go fuck yourself and take your friends with you.
If I want to talk with you, I would talk with you. I would be the one starting the conversation or I would actually tell you something like "Hey, you're nice, I want to talk with you." If I'm not actually the one starting the conversation, if I'm not the one actually giving you the compliments, please, don't do the same thing back because I don't give a damn.
So for all you incompotent miserable bastards out there who try to talk to me, fuck off.
To the rest, cheers!
And yeah, you know who you are, don't you? *blink blink*
Enough with the creepy stuff.. Scarying myself...
[Rage session over]
söndag 28 december 2008
lördag 27 december 2008
In a world filled of me's would be nice
I am complaining about everything and right now I must say that I am damn bored.
I've been doing nothing for the last couple of weeks. People tell me that I got no life, but I wonder why?
First of all, I'm living in two of the most lame places in Sweden. One of these two is filled with chavs and imigrants, wannabe-gangsters and loads of douchebags, my mom asks me why I refuse to go outside and I just tell her "Because I don't feel like it", but really, it's because this place is shit, not the house we live in, but the town.
The other place I live in is filled with chavs, emo-kids and people who don't dare to do shit but shout things at you. It's filled with wimps and bitches, blonde bimbos who can't get laid because they don't dare to and wannabe-chavs who like to think they are so cool because they can masturbate for 5 minutes to a Pamela Anderson-poster without cuming.
So people wonder why I got no life? Yeah, so do I!
Maybe because I surrounded by mentally retarded idiots who barely can wipe their own ass after taking a dump, and can't get laid even if it was a invalid girl who can do nothing but say yes and spread her legs. How the fuck am I supposed to have a life in a society like this?!
Yes, people say I have friends, but do I? Really?
Friends, or should I say: even more mentally retarded idiots? My so called friends are idiots who think I like them just because I've spoken to them once or twice, but really I don't give a fuck about them either, and if it was for me to decide, they could just go and die somewhere.
So what does it mean to "have a life"?
Apparently, having a life these days is going to one or more, parties each weekend, getting smashed and raped, hanging out with people you don't like, having a work you don't want to go to, going to a school with people dumber than peanuts and knowing as many fucknuts as possible. Well aren't you just fucking perfect?
Me? No, I would say that "having a life" is more doing things you like to do.
To enjoy your day, enjoy the way you actually live, which in my case would be being alone.
Although people won't understand or accept the fact that I want to be alone and talk to just a few people that actually seem interesting, or nice.
Instead you keep going with whatever you do to annoy me and eventually end up with me, hating you and you still don't understand a got damn thing.
I've been doing nothing for the last couple of weeks. People tell me that I got no life, but I wonder why?
First of all, I'm living in two of the most lame places in Sweden. One of these two is filled with chavs and imigrants, wannabe-gangsters and loads of douchebags, my mom asks me why I refuse to go outside and I just tell her "Because I don't feel like it", but really, it's because this place is shit, not the house we live in, but the town.
The other place I live in is filled with chavs, emo-kids and people who don't dare to do shit but shout things at you. It's filled with wimps and bitches, blonde bimbos who can't get laid because they don't dare to and wannabe-chavs who like to think they are so cool because they can masturbate for 5 minutes to a Pamela Anderson-poster without cuming.
So people wonder why I got no life? Yeah, so do I!
Maybe because I surrounded by mentally retarded idiots who barely can wipe their own ass after taking a dump, and can't get laid even if it was a invalid girl who can do nothing but say yes and spread her legs. How the fuck am I supposed to have a life in a society like this?!
Yes, people say I have friends, but do I? Really?
Friends, or should I say: even more mentally retarded idiots? My so called friends are idiots who think I like them just because I've spoken to them once or twice, but really I don't give a fuck about them either, and if it was for me to decide, they could just go and die somewhere.
So what does it mean to "have a life"?
Apparently, having a life these days is going to one or more, parties each weekend, getting smashed and raped, hanging out with people you don't like, having a work you don't want to go to, going to a school with people dumber than peanuts and knowing as many fucknuts as possible. Well aren't you just fucking perfect?
Me? No, I would say that "having a life" is more doing things you like to do.
To enjoy your day, enjoy the way you actually live, which in my case would be being alone.
Although people won't understand or accept the fact that I want to be alone and talk to just a few people that actually seem interesting, or nice.
Instead you keep going with whatever you do to annoy me and eventually end up with me, hating you and you still don't understand a got damn thing.
onsdag 24 december 2008
If it was the end of the world, who would be saved first?
As the headline says: If it was the end of the world, who would be saved first?
I'd make a wild guess on.. humm, President of the United States?
Yeah, probably him, and as it is right now, he probably have an espace plan that will take him to safety, no matter what happens.
He probably got an espace plan if his dinner wouldn't be ready in time, that takes him directly to McDonalds where they already got a Big Tasty waiting for him.
Who would be saved second among that first wave of people? The most important people in the world, of course... Celebrties, or porn actors... Pretty much the same these days, but still.
My point is that they say we shouldn't judge people, everyone is equal, and yet they would do that kinda shit to us if something like "the end of the world" would happen. People would probably try to play hero and sacrifice, and honestly I wouldn't give a fuck about that "hero", if he/she is that got damn stupid and decide to sacrifice his/her own life for humanity, fine! At least I would be alive, but if anyone asked me to, I would tell them to fuck off. If I'm gonna die a horrible death, so should they, and as we are about to die, I would just tell them "Don't judge people, we're equal" and then I would laugh at them. Yeah bitches, right back at ya'!
Subject change...
Nah, screw it.
I'd make a wild guess on.. humm, President of the United States?
Yeah, probably him, and as it is right now, he probably have an espace plan that will take him to safety, no matter what happens.
He probably got an espace plan if his dinner wouldn't be ready in time, that takes him directly to McDonalds where they already got a Big Tasty waiting for him.
Who would be saved second among that first wave of people? The most important people in the world, of course... Celebrties, or porn actors... Pretty much the same these days, but still.
My point is that they say we shouldn't judge people, everyone is equal, and yet they would do that kinda shit to us if something like "the end of the world" would happen. People would probably try to play hero and sacrifice, and honestly I wouldn't give a fuck about that "hero", if he/she is that got damn stupid and decide to sacrifice his/her own life for humanity, fine! At least I would be alive, but if anyone asked me to, I would tell them to fuck off. If I'm gonna die a horrible death, so should they, and as we are about to die, I would just tell them "Don't judge people, we're equal" and then I would laugh at them. Yeah bitches, right back at ya'!
Subject change...
Nah, screw it.
lördag 13 december 2008
So yeah, I AM the idiot
Everyone wants to be special, everyone wants to be different from others.
That's why we start our lives off with going to the same education as at least 100 000 other people, then trying to get same job as at least 50 000 other people, while only max 50% of them gets accepted, the other half need study to get another job, while 50% of that, which is 25% of it all, don't get a job and will end up committing suicide or will basicly live on the street, which about 5% out of those 25%, or 50% of the half, get taken care of by random people, who actually got the job they wanted, so they can support their family in a way they don't want to, just so they can get a vacation every 5th year, and so they can wait to see their kids grow up until they're at least 18-20 years old, so they move out of the house so they can afford more, and then they retire from their jobs and take a trip around the world, while their kids are at home, or something like it, doing the exact same thing as their parents did.
And out of the 50% of the people that actually made it, max 10% actually got the job they wanted, and out of the 100% of all the people from the beginning, 75% of those wanted , sometime during their lifetime, to be famous, and are actually famous in one way or another.
Out of those 10% who got the jobs they wanted, probably around 5% got famous and around 2% out of those are living the lives they want.
The other 3% which are also famous, will end up doing drugs or such stuff and end up dead in an apartment somewhere in the world, where it will take at least 24 hours before someone finds out and they will write that as the front page in the newspapers, because that would be more important than all the other poeple in Africa who are dying because they get no food, the people in Iraq, or other countries like that, are dying in war because of the previous president of America decided to get the fuck out of America and, for some reason, pick a random country and blame them for the 9/11 attack, and bomb the shit out of them WITHOUT thinking of the consequenses, even though the survivors of that country had to migrate to, for an example, Sweden. Where WE are being blamed for being a racists because we wear the Swedish flag on our shirts, and getting beated by people who actually don't live here and don't want to. You're also a racist if you like Sweden yourself, and you're not allowed to tell them to fuck off.
Back to the subject: Miserable life
So we're basicly all copies, apart from that less than 1% that actually gets famous and turn out to be almost different from others, and keep in mind that half of that 1% dies due to the abuse of drugs and such stuff and end up being as miserable as the other nutsacks who decided to the same thing without being famous.
So what makes someone different from others? Nothing ,there is nothing called "being different" anymore, there's always someone, somewhere, somehow, that is similar to the way you are.
So don't you go thinking that you're uniqe, or different. There's always someone as fucked up as you are.
Yes, I am an idiot
That's why we start our lives off with going to the same education as at least 100 000 other people, then trying to get same job as at least 50 000 other people, while only max 50% of them gets accepted, the other half need study to get another job, while 50% of that, which is 25% of it all, don't get a job and will end up committing suicide or will basicly live on the street, which about 5% out of those 25%, or 50% of the half, get taken care of by random people, who actually got the job they wanted, so they can support their family in a way they don't want to, just so they can get a vacation every 5th year, and so they can wait to see their kids grow up until they're at least 18-20 years old, so they move out of the house so they can afford more, and then they retire from their jobs and take a trip around the world, while their kids are at home, or something like it, doing the exact same thing as their parents did.
And out of the 50% of the people that actually made it, max 10% actually got the job they wanted, and out of the 100% of all the people from the beginning, 75% of those wanted , sometime during their lifetime, to be famous, and are actually famous in one way or another.
Out of those 10% who got the jobs they wanted, probably around 5% got famous and around 2% out of those are living the lives they want.
The other 3% which are also famous, will end up doing drugs or such stuff and end up dead in an apartment somewhere in the world, where it will take at least 24 hours before someone finds out and they will write that as the front page in the newspapers, because that would be more important than all the other poeple in Africa who are dying because they get no food, the people in Iraq, or other countries like that, are dying in war because of the previous president of America decided to get the fuck out of America and, for some reason, pick a random country and blame them for the 9/11 attack, and bomb the shit out of them WITHOUT thinking of the consequenses, even though the survivors of that country had to migrate to, for an example, Sweden. Where WE are being blamed for being a racists because we wear the Swedish flag on our shirts, and getting beated by people who actually don't live here and don't want to. You're also a racist if you like Sweden yourself, and you're not allowed to tell them to fuck off.
Back to the subject: Miserable life
So we're basicly all copies, apart from that less than 1% that actually gets famous and turn out to be almost different from others, and keep in mind that half of that 1% dies due to the abuse of drugs and such stuff and end up being as miserable as the other nutsacks who decided to the same thing without being famous.
So what makes someone different from others? Nothing ,there is nothing called "being different" anymore, there's always someone, somewhere, somehow, that is similar to the way you are.
So don't you go thinking that you're uniqe, or different. There's always someone as fucked up as you are.
Yes, I am an idiot
fredag 5 december 2008
I'm an idiot?
I don't know how many that actually read this blog and pay attention to it and I seriously shouldn't give a damn.
But if you are, you could leave a damn comment.
Bastards
But if you are, you could leave a damn comment.
Bastards
torsdag 4 december 2008
Prince and Princess, Waiter and Waitress, Rapist and Rapistess?
I just recieved this mail which said "9 months old baby raped, please sign to prevent this".
Uhm... Yeah, right.
First of all, like I give a damn about one out of thousand babies getting raped each year. Sure, it's a bad thing, but there's nothing I personaly can do about it, and even if I could I probably wouldn't because it wouldn't be my problem, sigh, I'm such a heartless bastard?
Second. Signing a fucking chain-mail over internet that's been sent to at least a thousand people, which at least 50% of them ignored it, won't change a got damn thing. It's not like one of the baby-rapists (or "regular rapists"), once they get it, they will go "Oh.. So many people think it's wrong that I rape babies and/or grown up people.. I better stop"? If the rapists would care they would stop because our society think it's wrong.
No, I wouldn't say it's normal to get turned on by a 9 months old baby and then fuck it violently, or as violent as it can get, just to amuse yourself. No, but it's their "thing", give them a realistic doll or something to play with or shoot them straight away, either way.
Raping isn't a good thing, sure isn't, but then there's people who go "There is people who like being raped" Duuuh....? Yeah, of course they like it.. Or they just like violent sex? It's not rape if they agree with doing it. "PLEASE! RAPE ME! I WANT YOU TO" I wonder which one of them that gets raped.. The rapist would probably get scared, try to run away and the victim would grab him/her and shag the shit out of him/her, and now who's the rapist?
Anyhow, Rape = Bad DooDoo. Got'cha
I think we tend to ignore alot of things that goes on in the world. There's a 9 months old baby getting raped and there's a 4 months old baby, along with the family and relatives, getting tortured and/or killed because there's war going on somewhere, but no one cares about that, right?
Why? Because they didn't mention it on the news or in the newspaper. But that doesn't prevent it from happening? Why don't we just check Youtube? Youtube has everything that has to do with... Anything. But they won't allow porn, racistic shit, violent stuff, grim stuff and so on, and if they do there's an age limit! Because when you reach a certain age it is ok to watch people getting killed, because then you no longer live in your own little world with white ponys and rainbow colored berries, no, then you're allowed to watch people die.
If someone who's been treated like a baby all his/her life would see someone get the head blown off, that person would be so scared, wouldn't want to grow up and run away with Peter Pan to Nevereverland... Where they will meet Captain Hook and get bumraped by him until he gets tired and throws you into the ocean where there's a big crocodile that will do pretty much the same thing and then eat you.
Uhm... Yeah, right.
First of all, like I give a damn about one out of thousand babies getting raped each year. Sure, it's a bad thing, but there's nothing I personaly can do about it, and even if I could I probably wouldn't because it wouldn't be my problem, sigh, I'm such a heartless bastard?
Second. Signing a fucking chain-mail over internet that's been sent to at least a thousand people, which at least 50% of them ignored it, won't change a got damn thing. It's not like one of the baby-rapists (or "regular rapists"), once they get it, they will go "Oh.. So many people think it's wrong that I rape babies and/or grown up people.. I better stop"? If the rapists would care they would stop because our society think it's wrong.
No, I wouldn't say it's normal to get turned on by a 9 months old baby and then fuck it violently, or as violent as it can get, just to amuse yourself. No, but it's their "thing", give them a realistic doll or something to play with or shoot them straight away, either way.
Raping isn't a good thing, sure isn't, but then there's people who go "There is people who like being raped" Duuuh....? Yeah, of course they like it.. Or they just like violent sex? It's not rape if they agree with doing it. "PLEASE! RAPE ME! I WANT YOU TO" I wonder which one of them that gets raped.. The rapist would probably get scared, try to run away and the victim would grab him/her and shag the shit out of him/her, and now who's the rapist?
Anyhow, Rape = Bad DooDoo. Got'cha
I think we tend to ignore alot of things that goes on in the world. There's a 9 months old baby getting raped and there's a 4 months old baby, along with the family and relatives, getting tortured and/or killed because there's war going on somewhere, but no one cares about that, right?
Why? Because they didn't mention it on the news or in the newspaper. But that doesn't prevent it from happening? Why don't we just check Youtube? Youtube has everything that has to do with... Anything. But they won't allow porn, racistic shit, violent stuff, grim stuff and so on, and if they do there's an age limit! Because when you reach a certain age it is ok to watch people getting killed, because then you no longer live in your own little world with white ponys and rainbow colored berries, no, then you're allowed to watch people die.
If someone who's been treated like a baby all his/her life would see someone get the head blown off, that person would be so scared, wouldn't want to grow up and run away with Peter Pan to Nevereverland... Where they will meet Captain Hook and get bumraped by him until he gets tired and throws you into the ocean where there's a big crocodile that will do pretty much the same thing and then eat you.
torsdag 13 november 2008
Why does ugly people have connections to even uglier people?
Here's a collection of "short stories"?
The world is a very ugly place... and so is the people that live on it.
I'm not sayin' that I'm the sexiest out there (even though I could be), I'm saying that if you're ugly you should fucking do something about it! I know I've brought up ugly people before, but still! Do something about THAT FACE OF YORUS FOR GODS SAKE!
They say that torturing people is illegal, then WHY! I repeat: WHY are THEY allowed to be so goddamn ugly?!
But I suppose we should let them... I do not intend to pay for them to get beautiful. But please, at least wear a mask or cover up, it's no one in the world that would want to see that, not even your own parents.
Back to the actual subject: Old people.
So I was walking down the street, just as usual, and this old lady was walking in front of me.
Suddently, for some reason, she began to walk faster and faster and I didn't get it, and since I was in a hurry, I began to walk faster aswell.
So she looks back fast and then turn her head around again, grab her bag very tight and walks even faster. I was like "What the fuck?"And then I stopped and walked across the road and soon..
Now, why did she do it? I bet she thought I would steal her bag. Why would I want to steal her bag in the middle of the city when there's plenty cars on the road and about 15 people around us? Why would I wanna steal it at all?
Or even worse, maybe she thought I would want to rape her?
And now, who the fuck wants to rape an old lady? That's disgusting! All floppy and stuff...And they smell funny!
Anyhow, old people are annoying, either they love you for no reason or they hate you for no reason. I hate them either way, but still. They go "Teenagers nowdays, they're so different from my time" Well no shit! Your generation has gone extinct long ago and you're still alive! Call the archaeologists, we've found a dinosaur!
No, but really, old people and super heroes/heroines have something in common.
They fucking refuse to die!
They get old, then they get even older and end up in a wheelchair, and then even older and stay in the wheelchair, and then EVEN older and lay down on a bed half-dead, and then even older when no one actually gives a shit if they're alive or not! They just refuse to die! WHY WON'T YOU JUST LAY DOWN AND DIE ALREADY?!
And so on...
Love me!
You wish!
I don't see the point in running around telling people to love you when no one actually gives a damn. There's a shitload of that kind of people. Ok, let's get it straight, having sex and loving someone is not the same thing. Yes, people that do like eachother might have sex and enjoy it, but I think a slut who runs around and gets laid with different people each weekend enjoys it more, because he/she got more choices.
Relationships is a kind of tied up thing. You're almost forced to be with that one person all the time, living in fear of losing it(or the sex). So you're bound to one person! And it shouldn't be like that. You should be able to choose for yourself what to do, who to like, where to be, what to be, who to be, to be nice or not. Therefore, our society sucks!
Society sucks and probably always have... At least as long as I can remember.
We're working for nothing, to make money to survive. Why can't we just survive without it?
I mean, just because I've not done ONE thing in school, they'll decide to take all my money even though I'm a good student?
You must be nice to people aswell, otherwise you won't get a work... That's complete bullshit. I'm still not nice to people and yet people like me.
Repeative, I know.
And why the fuck can't people stop begging and complaining?!
They're begging me each fucking day to do stuff for them to keep them amused, and who the hell cares about what I think but me?! WHO?! Yes, I do have a life, I do have free will just like you. I'm not some fucking robot which you can fullfil all your wishes.
I am not perfect, I am a human just like you, I am no different than you!
Or wait, yes, apparently I am. I seem to be better. I seem to be one out of few people who are better than the rest. I do complain, but I don't complain to one person, I complain about everyone. You don't!
Lie detectors.. Are they for real? I really don't think so.
"Let's create a machine that you attaches to your arm that can feel if you lie or not because your heartbeating and sweating reactions are different" Hmm?
And the even funnier thing with it is that they use it on bad guys who they caught during the crime scene, knowing it's them?
"Alright, we know it's you but we're gonna see if it is true or not" And then they send him to a hospital for mentally challanged people. I mean, yeah, you need to send the one who committed the crime, not the ones who can't see the difference between fantasy and reality? Twisted fucking world. Let's judge people who, of course aren't innocent but still not insane, to a fate worse than death?
Wonder if it was better back in the old days.... The really old days, before my time...
Why don't we ask the old people?
Or will they run away...
The world is a very ugly place... and so is the people that live on it.
I'm not sayin' that I'm the sexiest out there (even though I could be), I'm saying that if you're ugly you should fucking do something about it! I know I've brought up ugly people before, but still! Do something about THAT FACE OF YORUS FOR GODS SAKE!
They say that torturing people is illegal, then WHY! I repeat: WHY are THEY allowed to be so goddamn ugly?!
But I suppose we should let them... I do not intend to pay for them to get beautiful. But please, at least wear a mask or cover up, it's no one in the world that would want to see that, not even your own parents.
Back to the actual subject: Old people.
So I was walking down the street, just as usual, and this old lady was walking in front of me.
Suddently, for some reason, she began to walk faster and faster and I didn't get it, and since I was in a hurry, I began to walk faster aswell.
So she looks back fast and then turn her head around again, grab her bag very tight and walks even faster. I was like "What the fuck?"And then I stopped and walked across the road and soon..
Now, why did she do it? I bet she thought I would steal her bag. Why would I want to steal her bag in the middle of the city when there's plenty cars on the road and about 15 people around us? Why would I wanna steal it at all?
Or even worse, maybe she thought I would want to rape her?
And now, who the fuck wants to rape an old lady? That's disgusting! All floppy and stuff...And they smell funny!
Anyhow, old people are annoying, either they love you for no reason or they hate you for no reason. I hate them either way, but still. They go "Teenagers nowdays, they're so different from my time" Well no shit! Your generation has gone extinct long ago and you're still alive! Call the archaeologists, we've found a dinosaur!
No, but really, old people and super heroes/heroines have something in common.
They fucking refuse to die!
They get old, then they get even older and end up in a wheelchair, and then even older and stay in the wheelchair, and then EVEN older and lay down on a bed half-dead, and then even older when no one actually gives a shit if they're alive or not! They just refuse to die! WHY WON'T YOU JUST LAY DOWN AND DIE ALREADY?!
And so on...
Love me!
You wish!
I don't see the point in running around telling people to love you when no one actually gives a damn. There's a shitload of that kind of people. Ok, let's get it straight, having sex and loving someone is not the same thing. Yes, people that do like eachother might have sex and enjoy it, but I think a slut who runs around and gets laid with different people each weekend enjoys it more, because he/she got more choices.
Relationships is a kind of tied up thing. You're almost forced to be with that one person all the time, living in fear of losing it(or the sex). So you're bound to one person! And it shouldn't be like that. You should be able to choose for yourself what to do, who to like, where to be, what to be, who to be, to be nice or not. Therefore, our society sucks!
Society sucks and probably always have... At least as long as I can remember.
We're working for nothing, to make money to survive. Why can't we just survive without it?
I mean, just because I've not done ONE thing in school, they'll decide to take all my money even though I'm a good student?
You must be nice to people aswell, otherwise you won't get a work... That's complete bullshit. I'm still not nice to people and yet people like me.
Repeative, I know.
And why the fuck can't people stop begging and complaining?!
They're begging me each fucking day to do stuff for them to keep them amused, and who the hell cares about what I think but me?! WHO?! Yes, I do have a life, I do have free will just like you. I'm not some fucking robot which you can fullfil all your wishes.
I am not perfect, I am a human just like you, I am no different than you!
Or wait, yes, apparently I am. I seem to be better. I seem to be one out of few people who are better than the rest. I do complain, but I don't complain to one person, I complain about everyone. You don't!
Lie detectors.. Are they for real? I really don't think so.
"Let's create a machine that you attaches to your arm that can feel if you lie or not because your heartbeating and sweating reactions are different" Hmm?
And the even funnier thing with it is that they use it on bad guys who they caught during the crime scene, knowing it's them?
"Alright, we know it's you but we're gonna see if it is true or not" And then they send him to a hospital for mentally challanged people. I mean, yeah, you need to send the one who committed the crime, not the ones who can't see the difference between fantasy and reality? Twisted fucking world. Let's judge people who, of course aren't innocent but still not insane, to a fate worse than death?
Wonder if it was better back in the old days.... The really old days, before my time...
Why don't we ask the old people?
Or will they run away...
söndag 14 september 2008
Doctor, could you spare me some fantasy?
I swear, every disease, sickness, virus etc, is just something humanity made up.
There's nothing that is really true in that, I swear. Whenever someone is feeling sick, it's something that their mind made up.
I know that some things, like AIDS, have symptoms, but I think it's our mind that is playing tricks on us. If you imagine enough that you're sick, you eventually feel sick. So I think that somewhere when someone didn't want to do something and needed an excuse, he said he felt sick and said some symptoms that sounded pretty good and people went "Oh that sounds bad" and so on, he said that it could get onto others so they would get sick and eventually when they thought something was wrong, they said they were sick.
They dragged it too far and now they think they actually have the disease and the fake-symptoms got so real that your body and brain decided to make it look more real, by puting different things you've seen together to make it look like a disease or virus or whatever.
If you put a couple of people into a room, all say they got some kind of illness and you say you got a pill for them that will make it better.
You give it to them and eventually they will feel better, but what they don't know is that the pill is made out of sugar and is completely useless, but since they made up the idea of being sick, they also got better since they thought the pill was real.
Or if you can prove that there's something wrong, like you've got a bad back, and you get a pill that is supposed to help against the pain. The pill is made out of sugar, once again, and they eat it. In time they get the feeling that they are feeling better, but nothing has really changed.
Everything works this way. You can give something that is said to be alcohol to someone and they will feel drunk when drinking it, even though there's no alcohol in it.
You say you're giving someone drugs and they get high, but what they don't know is that they're getting completely stoned from regular candy.
AIDS, this didn't exist years ago, it's something new, right?
Some people said it evolved out of other viruses, some say someone invented it and eventually died from it themselves. Some say it came from the monkeys etc etc.
I believe it's just bullshit, complete bullshit. Someone decided to make the world a even worse place than it already is and made something called "AIDS" up, which is a "follow-up" from HIV, which is also complete bullshit. So he wanted to ruin the world (or she), but since it's mostly guys that ruin everything I blame them at the moment even though I am one of them... So he wanted to ruin the world, so he decided to make this up, the symptons and all and people fell for it.
And then people are wondering "Why is there no cure for AIDS?"
Because AIDS never existed, it's fake, just like everything else.
There's nothing that is really true in that, I swear. Whenever someone is feeling sick, it's something that their mind made up.
I know that some things, like AIDS, have symptoms, but I think it's our mind that is playing tricks on us. If you imagine enough that you're sick, you eventually feel sick. So I think that somewhere when someone didn't want to do something and needed an excuse, he said he felt sick and said some symptoms that sounded pretty good and people went "Oh that sounds bad" and so on, he said that it could get onto others so they would get sick and eventually when they thought something was wrong, they said they were sick.
They dragged it too far and now they think they actually have the disease and the fake-symptoms got so real that your body and brain decided to make it look more real, by puting different things you've seen together to make it look like a disease or virus or whatever.
If you put a couple of people into a room, all say they got some kind of illness and you say you got a pill for them that will make it better.
You give it to them and eventually they will feel better, but what they don't know is that the pill is made out of sugar and is completely useless, but since they made up the idea of being sick, they also got better since they thought the pill was real.
Or if you can prove that there's something wrong, like you've got a bad back, and you get a pill that is supposed to help against the pain. The pill is made out of sugar, once again, and they eat it. In time they get the feeling that they are feeling better, but nothing has really changed.
Everything works this way. You can give something that is said to be alcohol to someone and they will feel drunk when drinking it, even though there's no alcohol in it.
You say you're giving someone drugs and they get high, but what they don't know is that they're getting completely stoned from regular candy.
AIDS, this didn't exist years ago, it's something new, right?
Some people said it evolved out of other viruses, some say someone invented it and eventually died from it themselves. Some say it came from the monkeys etc etc.
I believe it's just bullshit, complete bullshit. Someone decided to make the world a even worse place than it already is and made something called "AIDS" up, which is a "follow-up" from HIV, which is also complete bullshit. So he wanted to ruin the world (or she), but since it's mostly guys that ruin everything I blame them at the moment even though I am one of them... So he wanted to ruin the world, so he decided to make this up, the symptons and all and people fell for it.
And then people are wondering "Why is there no cure for AIDS?"
Because AIDS never existed, it's fake, just like everything else.
onsdag 10 september 2008
Fake reality
We need to get back to reality.
We're always looking for something or someone perfect, trying to make everything the way we want it to be, trying to create our own perfect little world where nothing could ever go wrong.
Then someday, your loved one dies, you break up, something happens and you're scared, your whole world falls into pieces, that's when we see it as a nightmare. Since a nightmare isn't real, it's just a bad dream ,you must wake up from it sometime. So what people do is that they forget about reality and just wants to wake up from the nightmare, but they can't, that's when we tend to forget about the bad things and move on. Of course there will always be things reminding us about the past, but nothing that we will remember as "reality", just as some bad dream you had.
So when you find the thing that would make your little perfect world, perfect again, when you "wake up" from the dream. You're back to where you started.
People won't understand that no one is living in the so called "Reality" anymore, every single person in the world is a dreamer.
Everyone has a dream, that dream is their own and therefor every single person in the world has a big ego. Without the ego you will end up dead on the street since you would care too much for others than yourself, give everything away and get nothing back in the end.
So we need to wake up. I can agree that breaking up, seeing someone die etc etc, is painful, it's no fun at all. But there's not much you could actually do if someone died. You're not god, you're not allmighty, you can't bring people back from the dead. Back to the nightmare again.
This will continue throughout your whole life, mainly because you will never learn.
So let's say someone would actually learn, they would see what's wrong and start over, careless.
That means they would have the courage to kill people, to end their lives, to do whatever he/she wants to, because he/she is careless for others and care for him-/herself only.
That kind of people exists, they are in jail right now because of laws that people, who weren't living in reality, created.
There's no right or wrong, there's no good or bad. We created it all because someone was more greedy than others and eventually made them think the same way he/she did.
So, if we strive for the good things and tend to forget the bad things,
we won't be able to handle the bad things when we realise that it really happend.
The world is as fake as we make it. Right now, it's not even real.
We're always looking for something or someone perfect, trying to make everything the way we want it to be, trying to create our own perfect little world where nothing could ever go wrong.
Then someday, your loved one dies, you break up, something happens and you're scared, your whole world falls into pieces, that's when we see it as a nightmare. Since a nightmare isn't real, it's just a bad dream ,you must wake up from it sometime. So what people do is that they forget about reality and just wants to wake up from the nightmare, but they can't, that's when we tend to forget about the bad things and move on. Of course there will always be things reminding us about the past, but nothing that we will remember as "reality", just as some bad dream you had.
So when you find the thing that would make your little perfect world, perfect again, when you "wake up" from the dream. You're back to where you started.
People won't understand that no one is living in the so called "Reality" anymore, every single person in the world is a dreamer.
Everyone has a dream, that dream is their own and therefor every single person in the world has a big ego. Without the ego you will end up dead on the street since you would care too much for others than yourself, give everything away and get nothing back in the end.
So we need to wake up. I can agree that breaking up, seeing someone die etc etc, is painful, it's no fun at all. But there's not much you could actually do if someone died. You're not god, you're not allmighty, you can't bring people back from the dead. Back to the nightmare again.
This will continue throughout your whole life, mainly because you will never learn.
So let's say someone would actually learn, they would see what's wrong and start over, careless.
That means they would have the courage to kill people, to end their lives, to do whatever he/she wants to, because he/she is careless for others and care for him-/herself only.
That kind of people exists, they are in jail right now because of laws that people, who weren't living in reality, created.
There's no right or wrong, there's no good or bad. We created it all because someone was more greedy than others and eventually made them think the same way he/she did.
So, if we strive for the good things and tend to forget the bad things,
we won't be able to handle the bad things when we realise that it really happend.
The world is as fake as we make it. Right now, it's not even real.
söndag 24 augusti 2008
I can stand and pee at the same time, can you?
So I just thought you all should know that, apparently, guys can't do two things, or more, at the same time for some reason. People always go "Girls are better, they can multi-task and guys can't"
Now I think that's a load of bullshit. I am a guy and I can do more than 1 thing at the time.
I can think of plenty more things that proves that women can't do 2 things but guys can.
So yeah sure, keep imagining whatever you want to, but you know you suck more than we do.
I mean, my mom says I can't multi-task and she's so wrong and I always prove her wrong.
She's making dinner and the phone rings and she yell "PICK UP THE GOT DAMN PHONE", yeah right. Women must have less IQ aswell, I mean:
"Mom, I'm hungry"
"Shush, I'm on the phone, if you want dinner earlier, call the pizza delivery guy"
Ehm.. Just me or that is completely retarded in every single way?
So some girls ask me if I can multi-task, just because I seem to be "Oh-so-perfect", and I go "Sure I can, I could bang you AND think of someone else at the same time". Not appriciated.
By the way, I can also stand up and pee at the same time. I've never seen or heard of a girl doing that.
So males' are supposte to be the less intelligent, but stronger gender. I don't approve of that either to be honest. I've seen some damn macho girls and I've seen blonde girls.
Not saying blonde macho-guys are any smarter, but still.
Just think of it. Who invented the atomic bomb? A man. Was Hitler a man or a woman? A man.
Who was the first human on the moon? A man.
Sure, it might've been because women didn't have the same rights as the men did, but there was a reason for that aswell. I mean come on, we all know that women can't drive a car, how the hell would they end up in a damn rocket then?
So yeah, school started again. Not bad, not good, the usual.
The only problem is some new guys. Just the fact that there's 20-30 GUYS in one class does not make it any better, weiner-fest for sure in there! How are people supposte to avoid turning gay?
Nothing wrong with gay.. Back to the subject; A shitload of guys in a class. And it's not like some were fat, some were tall, long hair etc etc, they all looked the same. Short hair, glasses, not well built body, medium height. Oh yeah, fun to be in gym class with those. "Don't drop the soap"
But that's not all. There were girls in the other classes... If you want to call them girls that is, I have no idea why you would dye your hair in such ugly fucking color. Not that it would make that much of a difference with that face, but still, creepy... Abit harsh, but some things must be said so people learn. Being ugly is nothing you want to be nowdays, being beautiful on the outside is the shit, inside will be number 5 on the list or something...
1. Good looking
2. Good in bed
3. Good voice
4. No AIDS
5. Good personality
6. Not adopted
and so on.
Adopted kids can't enjoy their life that much if they find out that they are adopted when they're around the age of 15. Especially not if the kid is emo enough as it is.
I suppose it's different if two, white men adopt a black kid from africa, then it is sort of obvious.
But not otherwise, I mean if I would find out that I'm adopted right now, sure I would be... A little suprised, but not that much to be honest. Not that I'm not like my parents, just... I don't think I would've cared that much.
But yes, if I'm having kids, I want to adopt. So much easier.
I mean come on, if you have sex and your girl gets pregnant (assuming it IS the girl that gets pregnant), you can't have sex for 9 months! or more! .. Ok you can, but you don't do it!
You have to fucking wait until that baby is out and until her vagina ain't a got damn disaster anymore. And they get suprised if you cheat on them when they are pregnant or afterwards! Isn't that obvious?!
"No honey, I want to have sex with your stargate vagina so I can reach beyond space"
No thank you, I rather bang a goat.
So once again, the looks is more important. Not that a goat is good looking, but a goat is sure as hell turning me on more than a stargate, really.
Names, aren't they just perfect? No, I think everyone shoul have a damn number instead of a name. People are getting bullied because of their damn names and they can't do a got damn thing before they turn to a certain age and got rights to change it!
I can't really imagine anyone stand "Haha, 214512! Your name is silly!", no, that's wrong.
If someone get a kid and decide to name it Dick, the parents must hate him or something.. and if it's a girl the kid must've been an accident.
You could never have a real relationship "Oh dick, I love you so much", what are you supposte to answer? "Oh vagina, I love you too" NO, it's just wrong. Dick is not a name you should have.
There are plenty of names that is not suitable for people, or any living things overall.
Or they spell it differently but pronounce it weird. Like Eiste, which is supposte to be pronounced "Icetea". Hmm?
It sure as hell is a good excuse for a married man if the girl named Eiste is a hooker.
"No honey, I was just downtown and bought some "Icetea"". and she's perfectly fine with it.
Got a feeling there's a few things I've said before...
Now I think that's a load of bullshit. I am a guy and I can do more than 1 thing at the time.
I can think of plenty more things that proves that women can't do 2 things but guys can.
So yeah sure, keep imagining whatever you want to, but you know you suck more than we do.
I mean, my mom says I can't multi-task and she's so wrong and I always prove her wrong.
She's making dinner and the phone rings and she yell "PICK UP THE GOT DAMN PHONE", yeah right. Women must have less IQ aswell, I mean:
"Mom, I'm hungry"
"Shush, I'm on the phone, if you want dinner earlier, call the pizza delivery guy"
Ehm.. Just me or that is completely retarded in every single way?
So some girls ask me if I can multi-task, just because I seem to be "Oh-so-perfect", and I go "Sure I can, I could bang you AND think of someone else at the same time". Not appriciated.
By the way, I can also stand up and pee at the same time. I've never seen or heard of a girl doing that.
So males' are supposte to be the less intelligent, but stronger gender. I don't approve of that either to be honest. I've seen some damn macho girls and I've seen blonde girls.
Not saying blonde macho-guys are any smarter, but still.
Just think of it. Who invented the atomic bomb? A man. Was Hitler a man or a woman? A man.
Who was the first human on the moon? A man.
Sure, it might've been because women didn't have the same rights as the men did, but there was a reason for that aswell. I mean come on, we all know that women can't drive a car, how the hell would they end up in a damn rocket then?
So yeah, school started again. Not bad, not good, the usual.
The only problem is some new guys. Just the fact that there's 20-30 GUYS in one class does not make it any better, weiner-fest for sure in there! How are people supposte to avoid turning gay?
Nothing wrong with gay.. Back to the subject; A shitload of guys in a class. And it's not like some were fat, some were tall, long hair etc etc, they all looked the same. Short hair, glasses, not well built body, medium height. Oh yeah, fun to be in gym class with those. "Don't drop the soap"
But that's not all. There were girls in the other classes... If you want to call them girls that is, I have no idea why you would dye your hair in such ugly fucking color. Not that it would make that much of a difference with that face, but still, creepy... Abit harsh, but some things must be said so people learn. Being ugly is nothing you want to be nowdays, being beautiful on the outside is the shit, inside will be number 5 on the list or something...
1. Good looking
2. Good in bed
3. Good voice
4. No AIDS
5. Good personality
6. Not adopted
and so on.
Adopted kids can't enjoy their life that much if they find out that they are adopted when they're around the age of 15. Especially not if the kid is emo enough as it is.
I suppose it's different if two, white men adopt a black kid from africa, then it is sort of obvious.
But not otherwise, I mean if I would find out that I'm adopted right now, sure I would be... A little suprised, but not that much to be honest. Not that I'm not like my parents, just... I don't think I would've cared that much.
But yes, if I'm having kids, I want to adopt. So much easier.
I mean come on, if you have sex and your girl gets pregnant (assuming it IS the girl that gets pregnant), you can't have sex for 9 months! or more! .. Ok you can, but you don't do it!
You have to fucking wait until that baby is out and until her vagina ain't a got damn disaster anymore. And they get suprised if you cheat on them when they are pregnant or afterwards! Isn't that obvious?!
"No honey, I want to have sex with your stargate vagina so I can reach beyond space"
No thank you, I rather bang a goat.
So once again, the looks is more important. Not that a goat is good looking, but a goat is sure as hell turning me on more than a stargate, really.
Names, aren't they just perfect? No, I think everyone shoul have a damn number instead of a name. People are getting bullied because of their damn names and they can't do a got damn thing before they turn to a certain age and got rights to change it!
I can't really imagine anyone stand "Haha, 214512! Your name is silly!", no, that's wrong.
If someone get a kid and decide to name it Dick, the parents must hate him or something.. and if it's a girl the kid must've been an accident.
You could never have a real relationship "Oh dick, I love you so much", what are you supposte to answer? "Oh vagina, I love you too" NO, it's just wrong. Dick is not a name you should have.
There are plenty of names that is not suitable for people, or any living things overall.
Or they spell it differently but pronounce it weird. Like Eiste, which is supposte to be pronounced "Icetea". Hmm?
It sure as hell is a good excuse for a married man if the girl named Eiste is a hooker.
"No honey, I was just downtown and bought some "Icetea"". and she's perfectly fine with it.
Got a feeling there's a few things I've said before...
onsdag 20 augusti 2008
Cake or Death
Food, isn't that one of the greatest things you can ever imagine? Sure is.. If you're HUNGRY!
I just assume I'm not the only one who can't eat 2 minutes after I woke up. It doesn't matter how damn hungry I am, I just can't eat when I just woke up.
So I'm sleeping until I hear my dad yelling down to me "Dinner!", so I try to wake up and look abit "normal" so he won't notice that I've actually slept. So I get up, sit down and look at the food.
"Mmmh, I like this kind of food" That's what I'm thinking... At least one side of my brain thinks that, the other side is "What the fuck is this?! I don't want some damn food, I wanna starv to death" Or something like that, since I just don't wanna eat. So I look at the food for a little while until I decide to put some on my plate. Not very much, it wouldn't even be enough for a baby... A normal baby, not one of those oversized 50kg babies that look like ogres, no, normal baby.
And I finish my food, go downstairs and lay down again.
Now there is a problem. I just ate and I KNOW that it won't take more than 2 hours before I'm hungry again, I KNOW it, but still I don't eat more, instead I wait.
It gets late and I'm damn hungry now, I could eat a horse, or more. So I walk upstairs to snatch some food and for some reason, I don't know why, my dad does not allow it?
I mean, sure, we had dinner, but does that mean I can't be hungry until tomorrow?
I'm not quite sure how he works, or if he's a robot or something, but that ain't normal. I want to be able to eat when I'm hungry without having a roaring monster next to me with a battleaxe.
But I can't, when it's about food in this house, I'm a prisoner. I swear, people in jail got more freedom than I do.
So I think to myself "Fine, screw it! It's not worth risking my life for a piece of bread" So I go down, lonely, cold and hungry to my room and lay down again... Yeah, at least hungry.
I lay down until I fall asleep(of course I do things in between, but nothing I intend to tell).
I just assume I'm not the only one who can't eat 2 minutes after I woke up. It doesn't matter how damn hungry I am, I just can't eat when I just woke up.
So I'm sleeping until I hear my dad yelling down to me "Dinner!", so I try to wake up and look abit "normal" so he won't notice that I've actually slept. So I get up, sit down and look at the food.
"Mmmh, I like this kind of food" That's what I'm thinking... At least one side of my brain thinks that, the other side is "What the fuck is this?! I don't want some damn food, I wanna starv to death" Or something like that, since I just don't wanna eat. So I look at the food for a little while until I decide to put some on my plate. Not very much, it wouldn't even be enough for a baby... A normal baby, not one of those oversized 50kg babies that look like ogres, no, normal baby.
And I finish my food, go downstairs and lay down again.
Now there is a problem. I just ate and I KNOW that it won't take more than 2 hours before I'm hungry again, I KNOW it, but still I don't eat more, instead I wait.
It gets late and I'm damn hungry now, I could eat a horse, or more. So I walk upstairs to snatch some food and for some reason, I don't know why, my dad does not allow it?
I mean, sure, we had dinner, but does that mean I can't be hungry until tomorrow?
I'm not quite sure how he works, or if he's a robot or something, but that ain't normal. I want to be able to eat when I'm hungry without having a roaring monster next to me with a battleaxe.
But I can't, when it's about food in this house, I'm a prisoner. I swear, people in jail got more freedom than I do.
So I think to myself "Fine, screw it! It's not worth risking my life for a piece of bread" So I go down, lonely, cold and hungry to my room and lay down again... Yeah, at least hungry.
I lay down until I fall asleep(of course I do things in between, but nothing I intend to tell).
söndag 10 augusti 2008
Special Olympics aren't that special
So a few shit things happend in the world, I do not intend to mention them all, but a few.
Where to start...
The olympics has started! Oh my god! Isn't that amazing?! And it's in China!
That must be one of the worst ideas ever, apart from the fact that the Olymics totally suck anyway.
I mean, sure, the Olympics gives lifeless people something to watch and dream of, so they can say "That could've been me if I didn't spend 40 hours/week on McDonalds..."
So, they placed the Olympics in China, Bejing, and hoped it would get so awesome! And China finally got happy to actually participate in the Olympics. But since it must be their first time or something, they just have to fuck it up in one way or another. Apparently they have people who threw homemade bombs at policemen and shit. A shitload of the contestants could not participate due to the bad air that is in China. Some didn't take a drug-test and couldn't participate, not that it was Chinas' fault, but might aswell blame them for that aswell.
So why the fuck did they place it in China? They just thought they'd be nice to the overwhelming people on earth and place even more in their tiny country. They just had to destroy hundred of peoples home to make the fucking arena for the steroid addicted fucks that just HAD to run yet another year in TV to show people how fucked up they are. JUST to win a fucking medal or some kind of shit. Sure, I will also destroy peoples home to have somewhere to run.
But yeah, once again we've proven that China should be stopped. They try to conquer the world by going berserk during the Olympic Games and show everyone how badass they are.
I swear, Japan is hiding in a corner right now, being so ashamed to just look like chinese people.
When I think of it, whole Asia must just hang their heads in shame. This is the start of yet another world war... Almost, will be Asian Wars, also coming on Playstation 3, Xbox 360 and PC. Buy it Now!
So screw the Olympics and China.
So another funny thing I heard of is that Russia FINALLY got the game World of Warcraft! Isn't that amazing?!?!
They did send up the first rocket in space, but China fucking got WoW before them and therefore a nuclear war will break out. Which will all be about politics and hate between religions. Or so they say. It was actually about Russia being mad that China got WoW before them and China is still pissed of on Russia for sending up that got damn rocket, meanwhile the USA is thinking of a good reason to get involved in this war.
So in the middle of the war, the USA will fly there with their macho air-planes and bomb both Russia and China and say "Russia did not send up the first rocket in space, we did, and we're still pissed off on China since the second world war... And we wanted the Olympics".
Back to the Olympics.
I am glad there is olympics for mentally challanged people. 2 really positive things about it.
Where to start...
The olympics has started! Oh my god! Isn't that amazing?! And it's in China!
That must be one of the worst ideas ever, apart from the fact that the Olymics totally suck anyway.
I mean, sure, the Olympics gives lifeless people something to watch and dream of, so they can say "That could've been me if I didn't spend 40 hours/week on McDonalds..."
So, they placed the Olympics in China, Bejing, and hoped it would get so awesome! And China finally got happy to actually participate in the Olympics. But since it must be their first time or something, they just have to fuck it up in one way or another. Apparently they have people who threw homemade bombs at policemen and shit. A shitload of the contestants could not participate due to the bad air that is in China. Some didn't take a drug-test and couldn't participate, not that it was Chinas' fault, but might aswell blame them for that aswell.
So why the fuck did they place it in China? They just thought they'd be nice to the overwhelming people on earth and place even more in their tiny country. They just had to destroy hundred of peoples home to make the fucking arena for the steroid addicted fucks that just HAD to run yet another year in TV to show people how fucked up they are. JUST to win a fucking medal or some kind of shit. Sure, I will also destroy peoples home to have somewhere to run.
But yeah, once again we've proven that China should be stopped. They try to conquer the world by going berserk during the Olympic Games and show everyone how badass they are.
I swear, Japan is hiding in a corner right now, being so ashamed to just look like chinese people.
When I think of it, whole Asia must just hang their heads in shame. This is the start of yet another world war... Almost, will be Asian Wars, also coming on Playstation 3, Xbox 360 and PC. Buy it Now!
So screw the Olympics and China.
So another funny thing I heard of is that Russia FINALLY got the game World of Warcraft! Isn't that amazing?!?!
They did send up the first rocket in space, but China fucking got WoW before them and therefore a nuclear war will break out. Which will all be about politics and hate between religions. Or so they say. It was actually about Russia being mad that China got WoW before them and China is still pissed of on Russia for sending up that got damn rocket, meanwhile the USA is thinking of a good reason to get involved in this war.
So in the middle of the war, the USA will fly there with their macho air-planes and bomb both Russia and China and say "Russia did not send up the first rocket in space, we did, and we're still pissed off on China since the second world war... And we wanted the Olympics".
Back to the Olympics.
I am glad there is olympics for mentally challanged people. 2 really positive things about it.
- They show the steroid-addicted fuckheads that they're not the only ones that can look macho on television. Just because you're disabled in any way doesn't mean you're not a person....
- It's very amusing to watch...
They should put up more things for mentally disabled people, or other kind of people, just to show them to the world, and that everyone is equal... Haha, right! No, but really. To prove the point that anyone can be something big, be the one they want without some shitheads telling them that people are born to be rich, famous and idiots.
Also, why do people get so mad if you tell a joke about some kind of mentally disabled person? I'm damn sure they make fun of us aswell, but we wouldn't know because we're a bunch of blinded sympathy whores, trying to do the right thing and care for everyone of LESS VALUE than ourselves, and of course everyfuckingone is equal! If you want to value a mentally disabled person in a wheelchair who can't wipe his own ass, why don't you have sex with him, get a few kids and then see how much you value your own life?! I do not mean that they aren't people, but if I would fall from a height you shouldn't fall from, get disabled from my neck and down, or worse, I would want death-help. I would want people to actually end my miserable life. But do they? NO! They decided to let them live the rest of their life, unable to move, unable to talk, unable to do anything ,just sit there, shit their pants and let someone wipe it up for them. If you would really care for your son who can't do shit and never will be able to, you would actually, either pay someone to make him able to move or end it.
No wait.. Why don't you put him in the Special Olympics? Maybe you can speed up his wheelchair and he'll win "wheel-100-meter". Maybe then they will sue you for drug abuse in some way, even though they know he can't move a single part of his own body and have not been able to for 15 years.
Make a Special Olympics for "Emo-Kids", that would be interesting. "100-meter slitwrist", "razorbladethrowing". Which will all be held in Mexico, because if then the "emo-kids" got no other choice but running for their lives if they want to live.
lördag 2 augusti 2008
Sometimes you have to learn
I've not written in here for so long and now since I'm so fucking bored I might aswell write some now.
So what happend since I last wrote stuff in here? Hmm... Oh yes, I've learned a few things, seen a few things and got a few questions I suppose.
So what happend since I last wrote stuff in here? Hmm... Oh yes, I've learned a few things, seen a few things and got a few questions I suppose.
- I've seen the biggest emo crowd ever, and it was not on a MCR concert.
- I've realised that people are dumber than I thought, they clearly don't understand the meaning of being ugly, stupid and hated.
- I've seen things that shouldn't be seen, and worse.
- I've been told by my own dad that I don't have a life and yet, I have accomplished more than he has in his entire life.
- I've learned that "emo-kids" are also people, just less important and of less value than whale sperm.
- Apparently everything isn't about me in this world, which I thought was weird, I always thought it was.
- I've learned that you shouldn't have too high expectations, it always fails.
- Apparently you're not a person unless you've been out in the sun during the summer.
- Also, I've been "schooled" by the biggest geek ever on World of Warcraft, telling me I got no life, no skills in the game (oh god that hurts sooooooo bad) and that I totally suck. Amazing, isn't it?
- China should have less unprotected sex. I bet their population is more than 1/5 of the worlds population.
- Who needs gas? I ride the bus, right? Bussdrivers are idiots and not people.
- Apparently it's wrong to laugh at feminism. Soon we'll see someone forming a group named "We're virgins" and everyone who is or claim to be a virgin are allowed to join.
- Black people aren't black, they're just darker than white people. Racists has not gotten any smarter since I checked last.
- Blonde "bimbo" girls that are said to be stupid is not a lie, it's true. "Look at me, I'm blonde" Yes, but you're FAT! Cover up!
- Ugly people want more attention than sexy people. They simply need people to tell them that they ARE ugly and should wear a bag on the head.
- There's nothing wrong with fat people, as long as they're on a diet?
- George W. Bush was not stupid, insane or a douchebag, he just had different opinions and should be shot at sight.
- Everyone has the same value. That's why kids in Africa starv to death every day.
- Being thin means you do not eat at all. You're anorexic and will die any minute? No, it means that you're not fat and is doing perfectly fine, don't try to change me! I want to be "S" not "XL".
- Loving someone is the same thing as being horny. You want him/her in bed and spend as much time as possible with that one person.
- Humans are meant to eat meat, some people just don't get it.
- Alcohol is a good way to forget things.
- Alcohol is a even better way to feel good.
- Drugs aren't illegal as long as you take them at the right time. So when's the right time to get addicted?
- The emo culture has gone on way too far. It's not "emo" anymore. It's "I hate my life and wear black clothes, insipire and fuck people below the age of 15 and cut myself constantly because I got nothing to do and I also must infiltrate McDonalds so I can get fat so I got another reason to be sad"-style.
- Guns don't kill people, the bullet does.
- Humans does not longer declare war to eachother, they dare eachother to push a button.
- Having long hair means that people are allowed to pat your head like a dog.
- Wearing a "hoodie" with the hood up means you are a satanist. Oh really?
- We are aliens, not animals. It's a fact and we all know it.
- Humans are as primitive as any other animal, you can't deny the fact that you want to bang hot people.
- Cheating on someone does not mean you don't love the other one anymore. It means that he/she is bad in bed.
- Being bad in bed gives you a bad reputation, until you prove them wrong or kill them. Maybe you shouldn't have cheated on your wife?
- Internet was made to spread porn and addicting people to certain stuff.
fredag 4 juli 2008
Plastic Surgery also Fails
You know what can ruin alot on a person? I mean, really, ruin it all! The looks can just crash down in the ocean, never to be found again!
That one thing that can ruin alot on a person is the nose! Yes, there is more but the nose ruins even more.. I mean, let's say you find this really hot girl/guy, you just keep staring.. Wondering.. You should go over there and ask him/her out, but not sure what he/she will answer.. So when you finally got the balls to do it, he/she turns his head and you can see that his nose is a fucking murder machine!
I mean really. Everything is perfect on that damn person apart from the mountain between his/her eyes! No, I'm not saying that people should go Michael Jackson-Nose, hell no. But I think it's quite the turn-off when you got a spacestation in your face...
Something else that might not be beautiful is the teeth. You can just fall in love with someone as long as they keep their mouth shut and won't smile. I don't think anyone likes it when the teeth looks like some kind of death trap, armed and ready. No.
So teeth and nose. Anything else?
Subject Change
So, they finally invented the teleporter! Isn't that great?! We will NEVER have to move EVER again! We can get as fat as we want to and if we want something we can just teleport it to us! Right?
No.
Ok, yes, they did invent the teleporter but appearently they can just teleport light, and how useful is that? I can tell you this much.. We're not light, we're humans.
"Oh noez, it's dark in here, teleport some light in"
So I'd say they didn't do shit, but ok, it's a start.
But when will all this stop? We just keep inventing new stuff to destroy, help or entertain us! Either way, it all ruins the earth! I know I know, I sound like a Greenpeace dude but I'm not. My point is that humanity still suck balls... And always will do.
I was reading this magazine where they answered a question: Will we ever be able to travel to another star?
The answer was quite complicated, so I'll make it simple for you: No.
We will not, not in this race. We can travel to the moon in a week or something, which is way too slow to travel to outer space. To do that, you need ot have the speed of light and we do not have the energy or material to do that, here on earth.
But appearently we would be able to go fast enough to get to another star within 500 years. Just INCASE someone happen to survive the trip, they can always send a postcard home to us and tell us how outer space is like, right?
Why not just try to invent a cure for age? Would be so much easier. Then we could take the cure, get into the damn spaceship and shoot us into space.. We would probably crash into trash and other shit the first 5 million times, but eventually we would make it, wouldn't we?
Then again, oxygen. We need to breathe! So we need to invent a cure for that aswell... And then a cure so we can be immortal, give birth to way too many kids, the world would be overwhelming and no one would be able to die no matter what.. Which basicly comes down to: Fail.
No matter what we do we will always fail in one way or another...
Just look at Jesus.
That one thing that can ruin alot on a person is the nose! Yes, there is more but the nose ruins even more.. I mean, let's say you find this really hot girl/guy, you just keep staring.. Wondering.. You should go over there and ask him/her out, but not sure what he/she will answer.. So when you finally got the balls to do it, he/she turns his head and you can see that his nose is a fucking murder machine!
I mean really. Everything is perfect on that damn person apart from the mountain between his/her eyes! No, I'm not saying that people should go Michael Jackson-Nose, hell no. But I think it's quite the turn-off when you got a spacestation in your face...
Something else that might not be beautiful is the teeth. You can just fall in love with someone as long as they keep their mouth shut and won't smile. I don't think anyone likes it when the teeth looks like some kind of death trap, armed and ready. No.
So teeth and nose. Anything else?
Subject Change
So, they finally invented the teleporter! Isn't that great?! We will NEVER have to move EVER again! We can get as fat as we want to and if we want something we can just teleport it to us! Right?
No.
Ok, yes, they did invent the teleporter but appearently they can just teleport light, and how useful is that? I can tell you this much.. We're not light, we're humans.
"Oh noez, it's dark in here, teleport some light in"
So I'd say they didn't do shit, but ok, it's a start.
But when will all this stop? We just keep inventing new stuff to destroy, help or entertain us! Either way, it all ruins the earth! I know I know, I sound like a Greenpeace dude but I'm not. My point is that humanity still suck balls... And always will do.
I was reading this magazine where they answered a question: Will we ever be able to travel to another star?
The answer was quite complicated, so I'll make it simple for you: No.
We will not, not in this race. We can travel to the moon in a week or something, which is way too slow to travel to outer space. To do that, you need ot have the speed of light and we do not have the energy or material to do that, here on earth.
But appearently we would be able to go fast enough to get to another star within 500 years. Just INCASE someone happen to survive the trip, they can always send a postcard home to us and tell us how outer space is like, right?
Why not just try to invent a cure for age? Would be so much easier. Then we could take the cure, get into the damn spaceship and shoot us into space.. We would probably crash into trash and other shit the first 5 million times, but eventually we would make it, wouldn't we?
Then again, oxygen. We need to breathe! So we need to invent a cure for that aswell... And then a cure so we can be immortal, give birth to way too many kids, the world would be overwhelming and no one would be able to die no matter what.. Which basicly comes down to: Fail.
No matter what we do we will always fail in one way or another...
Just look at Jesus.
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söndag 29 juni 2008
Racism and other daily activities
God... I don't think he exist, but if he would.. Why would it be a man?
Because men used to rule the world.. Now it's kind of different.. Anyhow, God should and would be a female black person.
Mainly because people already think that it's a man, big beard, live in the clouds, is very nice and is white. I bet it's a woman, long dark hair, live somewhere in the clouds of course, isn't very nice but try to, since she get paid well, and is black.
I mean, who the fuck came up with the idea that men would rule the world? Or even worse, WHITE men? It's stupid.
I mean.. Why would God be the one who's being nice? She could just be as mean as any other bastard in the universe and still be God..
If God would be a nice person, why the fuck would she let war go on down here, people starv to death and let us get thousand of different diseases and viruses, just to die a slow and painful death?
If God exist, she hates us all. Otherwise the world would be perfect.
Anyhow, I know this is abit repeative, but you should learn.
Ok, get ready for a subject change...
Something that really sucks is your breath in the morning when you wake up... Ok, most things suck when you wake up in the morning, I'll mention a few.
First of all, your breath.
Let's say you're two in the bed. Both of you got the killer-breath but have not yet noticed it. So you lay down.. All calm, turn your heads towards eachother and breathe through the nose.. Until one of you finally takes a deep breath and says something.. What just happend? A fucking bomb exploded in that one persons fucking mouth!
You brush your teeth and shit when you go to bed, but does it help? NO! It's like a damn nuclear war going on in there while you sleep! And when you wake up, the nuclear wastes just dwell out of your mouth, on to the person next to you so he/she gets radioactive wastes on him and will die a slow and horrible death... More or less.
I'm just telling you, the breath is KILLING! So do NOT breathe on someone when you wake up.. Unless you got an air-refresher in your mouth...
Second, as a guy.. Waking up with a boner totally sucks.
I mean, sure, if you wake up next to a really hot and horny girl with that awesome breath that you just can't get enough of and you know your breath is awesome aswell, or she can't smell anything, it's different. Then you can actually do something. But not otherwise.. I mean, let's say you're a few people in a tent, it's crowded in there and you lie close to eachother.. Eventually you all fall asleep and in the morning you wake up with some guys dick, poking you in an unpleasant place... No, morningboner totally sucks.. Also, it's damn difficult to pee with it sometimes.. So I just suggest guys sit down if they got it. And if girls got it, go check it at a doctor....
Third, if you go to bed and it's cold in the room.
You're tired, everything gets cold so you decide to go to bed. Before you lay down, you turn up the heat. Then you cuddle yourself down and wear socks on to keep it warm.
So eventually you fall asleep... What happens when you wake up in the morning? Did you fall asleep in the shower or something? Maybe in a rain forest?
'Cause I sure as hell know it wasn't a swimming pool there before. I mean, sure, it's not very nice but it is sort of acceptable if you're alone, but if you're two... God... That is not nice. It's like both of you are taking a hot bath together, although it smells like hell.. The good thing is, you can always take a both together afterwards, because you WILL need it.
So there's a few bad doodoo's.. Bad Breath, Bad Boner and Bad Heat, try to avoid it.
Because men used to rule the world.. Now it's kind of different.. Anyhow, God should and would be a female black person.
Mainly because people already think that it's a man, big beard, live in the clouds, is very nice and is white. I bet it's a woman, long dark hair, live somewhere in the clouds of course, isn't very nice but try to, since she get paid well, and is black.
I mean, who the fuck came up with the idea that men would rule the world? Or even worse, WHITE men? It's stupid.
I mean.. Why would God be the one who's being nice? She could just be as mean as any other bastard in the universe and still be God..
If God would be a nice person, why the fuck would she let war go on down here, people starv to death and let us get thousand of different diseases and viruses, just to die a slow and painful death?
If God exist, she hates us all. Otherwise the world would be perfect.
Anyhow, I know this is abit repeative, but you should learn.
Ok, get ready for a subject change...
Something that really sucks is your breath in the morning when you wake up... Ok, most things suck when you wake up in the morning, I'll mention a few.
First of all, your breath.
Let's say you're two in the bed. Both of you got the killer-breath but have not yet noticed it. So you lay down.. All calm, turn your heads towards eachother and breathe through the nose.. Until one of you finally takes a deep breath and says something.. What just happend? A fucking bomb exploded in that one persons fucking mouth!
You brush your teeth and shit when you go to bed, but does it help? NO! It's like a damn nuclear war going on in there while you sleep! And when you wake up, the nuclear wastes just dwell out of your mouth, on to the person next to you so he/she gets radioactive wastes on him and will die a slow and horrible death... More or less.
I'm just telling you, the breath is KILLING! So do NOT breathe on someone when you wake up.. Unless you got an air-refresher in your mouth...
Second, as a guy.. Waking up with a boner totally sucks.
I mean, sure, if you wake up next to a really hot and horny girl with that awesome breath that you just can't get enough of and you know your breath is awesome aswell, or she can't smell anything, it's different. Then you can actually do something. But not otherwise.. I mean, let's say you're a few people in a tent, it's crowded in there and you lie close to eachother.. Eventually you all fall asleep and in the morning you wake up with some guys dick, poking you in an unpleasant place... No, morningboner totally sucks.. Also, it's damn difficult to pee with it sometimes.. So I just suggest guys sit down if they got it. And if girls got it, go check it at a doctor....
Third, if you go to bed and it's cold in the room.
You're tired, everything gets cold so you decide to go to bed. Before you lay down, you turn up the heat. Then you cuddle yourself down and wear socks on to keep it warm.
So eventually you fall asleep... What happens when you wake up in the morning? Did you fall asleep in the shower or something? Maybe in a rain forest?
'Cause I sure as hell know it wasn't a swimming pool there before. I mean, sure, it's not very nice but it is sort of acceptable if you're alone, but if you're two... God... That is not nice. It's like both of you are taking a hot bath together, although it smells like hell.. The good thing is, you can always take a both together afterwards, because you WILL need it.
So there's a few bad doodoo's.. Bad Breath, Bad Boner and Bad Heat, try to avoid it.
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lördag 28 juni 2008
Safe death
Smoking kills! - Smoking may hurt you and people around you! - Dangerous!
At least that is what it says on the package... And I'm pretty sure it does, but so does my mom and I don't see a sign on her. Ok, but really. It kills and it's dangerous and shit, but it do have a certain age limit.. Not that anyone follows it, but still. In Sweden it is 18, that means that when you turn 18, you're allowed to die. But still, why sell stuff that can kill people? To make money of course, if I would find some stuff that people would get addicted to and I made loads of money on it,knowing that there's chinese kids between the age of 5-18 gathering the herbs I need for my stuff and starving and dying while doing it, I would still sell it and people would still buy it.
Sure, smoking kills, it's bad for your health, it's addicting etc etc. But I can think of loads of more stuff that is both addicting and can get you killed.
Chewing Gum for an example, the only warning sign on that package is "Not children below the age of 3", mhm? So people above the age of 3 can't choke on gums? Well that's nice to know, isn't it? So it should say "You may die if you chew this"
You can get addicted by shopping. So each time you're about to enter a shop there should be a sign "You may get addicted if you enter here and may end up dead"
People would never enter a shop ever again.
Addicted to eating. "You may get addicted, get overweight and eventually die, if you eat this"
I've never seen any of those signs, have you? I'm pretty sure no one ever thought of it but, pretty much everything in the world can get you killed.
The one who invented the car was a genious, but the one who invented the safetybelt was even smarter, wasn't he? And then some other dude came up with speed limit.
In my opinion, they were all idiots in one way or another. Yes, there's loads of positive things with cars and with the safetybelts, and also with speed limit.
The one who invented the car was a genious because he inveted something that didn't require animals to drag it, or slaves. It was easy to get where you wanted and the only thing you needed to get there was gas. Ok, what was the mistakes he did? First of all, he ruined the enviorment, not that I care, but he did. Second, he did make it easier to travel and he did great, until he finally crashed into another car and died. Third, he didn't have any breaks....
That's where the safetybelt gets in, it was awesome! Man, did he do a good work? Yes he did!
Until he finally got into the car, crashed and survived... At least until he realised he couldn't get the safetybelt off and burned to death... But he did survive the crash! He did...
Then, speed limit. Yep, very nice. You can ALMOST walk somewhere without getting killed... Except from the fact that people does not always follow the speed limits and when they do, it's too fast so people die anyway.
So in the end, they had to gear it up even more and add breaks to the car. And boy ,that helped alot! Less people died, more of our enviorment died.
But, why stop there? We invented the plane! And boy is that good?! It's way better than a car when traveling to the other side of the world. But it doesn't have a sign on it, does it?
Sure, when you get on to the plane they tell you what to do if something happens, but will it really help to put on the safetybelt and the mask if you're about to crash into a mountain from 20 000meters height? No, didn't think so.
Pretty much everything we do got positive and negative things.
I can probably think of more negative than positive things.. But that's just me.
In the end we'll all end up dead anyway...
At least that is what it says on the package... And I'm pretty sure it does, but so does my mom and I don't see a sign on her. Ok, but really. It kills and it's dangerous and shit, but it do have a certain age limit.. Not that anyone follows it, but still. In Sweden it is 18, that means that when you turn 18, you're allowed to die. But still, why sell stuff that can kill people? To make money of course, if I would find some stuff that people would get addicted to and I made loads of money on it,knowing that there's chinese kids between the age of 5-18 gathering the herbs I need for my stuff and starving and dying while doing it, I would still sell it and people would still buy it.
Sure, smoking kills, it's bad for your health, it's addicting etc etc. But I can think of loads of more stuff that is both addicting and can get you killed.
Chewing Gum for an example, the only warning sign on that package is "Not children below the age of 3", mhm? So people above the age of 3 can't choke on gums? Well that's nice to know, isn't it? So it should say "You may die if you chew this"
You can get addicted by shopping. So each time you're about to enter a shop there should be a sign "You may get addicted if you enter here and may end up dead"
People would never enter a shop ever again.
Addicted to eating. "You may get addicted, get overweight and eventually die, if you eat this"
I've never seen any of those signs, have you? I'm pretty sure no one ever thought of it but, pretty much everything in the world can get you killed.
The one who invented the car was a genious, but the one who invented the safetybelt was even smarter, wasn't he? And then some other dude came up with speed limit.
In my opinion, they were all idiots in one way or another. Yes, there's loads of positive things with cars and with the safetybelts, and also with speed limit.
The one who invented the car was a genious because he inveted something that didn't require animals to drag it, or slaves. It was easy to get where you wanted and the only thing you needed to get there was gas. Ok, what was the mistakes he did? First of all, he ruined the enviorment, not that I care, but he did. Second, he did make it easier to travel and he did great, until he finally crashed into another car and died. Third, he didn't have any breaks....
That's where the safetybelt gets in, it was awesome! Man, did he do a good work? Yes he did!
Until he finally got into the car, crashed and survived... At least until he realised he couldn't get the safetybelt off and burned to death... But he did survive the crash! He did...
Then, speed limit. Yep, very nice. You can ALMOST walk somewhere without getting killed... Except from the fact that people does not always follow the speed limits and when they do, it's too fast so people die anyway.
So in the end, they had to gear it up even more and add breaks to the car. And boy ,that helped alot! Less people died, more of our enviorment died.
But, why stop there? We invented the plane! And boy is that good?! It's way better than a car when traveling to the other side of the world. But it doesn't have a sign on it, does it?
Sure, when you get on to the plane they tell you what to do if something happens, but will it really help to put on the safetybelt and the mask if you're about to crash into a mountain from 20 000meters height? No, didn't think so.
Pretty much everything we do got positive and negative things.
I can probably think of more negative than positive things.. But that's just me.
In the end we'll all end up dead anyway...
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söndag 22 juni 2008
Die in a fire
Who the fuck throws a book at someoen when they're driving a car?! Who the fuck does that?!
I'll tell you who the fuck that does that kind of shit! THE PEOPLE WHERE I LIVE!
There's a few "normal" people here but damn they're not many.
Me and my mate were walking to the store the other day and suddently a car drove by us and threw a book at us. You know why? Because the people here are complete fucking idiots.
So I yelled at them something like "FUCKHEAD!" And the car stops, turns around, drives back to us and stop right next to us. A guy in the car, some douchebag I've seen before which i will eventually get a baseballbat and fucking bash his head in for sure, asked me "Did you say something? Got problems?" And I was damn pissed, yes I was, so I answered "No shit, you just threw a fucking book at me!" And then he left the subject and asked us where we were going and shit.. But what an idiot, right? "Did you say something, got problems?" NO FUCKING KIDDING YOU DIPSHIT! I don't drive around in a car and throw books at people! Are you completely fucking mentally retarded?! Just the fact that you're fat, ugly and disliked for who you are has nothing to do with it! You could at least TRY to act like a normal person among other people, but no, you decided to be an ugly son of bitch who just wants to get killed! And I assure you, I will fucking bash your head in, I will! I just hope he would read this.. But since he won't, what I just wrote was more or less, useless.
So once again, I've proven that this place is filled with mental rejects and people are idiots.
I mean, if I don't get that baseballbat and make him shut up, I'm damn sure someone else will fucking kill him... And I hope someone does, because he deserves it.
Him and a shitload of other people here.
Just to see them die in a fire would give me that much pleasure, I would never need to have sex again! I swear, it would just feel so awesome to see them die, slowly and painfully in a fucking fire. Just to hear their painful screams for help, and then they see me, with firetruck, just ready to put the fire out... But will I? No, I'll just laugh at them, see their pathetic lies go down in flames, and when they finally stopped screaming, I'll start putting out the fire.
Subject change
Ok, so appearently women are being pissed over men, wearing no shirt when they can't do the same? I can agree with them that it's disturbing to see a guy without a shirt, walking around in the city, but that's not the point. The point is, they want to do that aswell, go topless in the middle of the city. Well go ahead and do it?
No, they can't because the law says so... Who the fuck came up with that law? I mean.. Sure if it's a fat, ugly woman who does it, but who said you have to look? Let them go topless if they want to, what do we care? No, some moron had to came up with the rule that they can't. I mean.. It's not like we're forcing them to walk around topless, it's just an option. If I got to decide, I'd let people go naked for fucks sake!
Then if they're hot they should be prepared of getting humped in a bush at any time, but rape wouldn't be legal.. But what do we care? Rules are meant to be broken..And apparently they are. People break the rules, laws, all the fucking time and we do the same shit over and over to them. Some of them are free to go, some of them end up in jail and before, we used to execute them... We stoppe doing that for some reason, but why?
"Everyone has the right to live" or not, I think everyone has the right to die. But no, they don't? You're not even allowed to commit suicide, because they you break the law and get charged for trying to kill yourself? I mean... If you succeeded, what would they do? Bring you back from the dead and charge you?
Dumb fucks, if people want to die, let them die. If people don't want to die, even though they killed someone or raped someone, let them die anyway?
If people turn them in, depending on what they've done, there should be an option to get them executed. This sounds like the guilliotine or something, which would be awesome if it still was there, but no. I was thinking more like... A shot in the head or something?
Just don't put the in a cell for a couple of years and them let them out again and hope they changed into something better, that they'll start working as ordinary people and shit, because all of 'em aren't like that. I swear, they get out and do the same fucking thing again and get back into jail or wherever they're going and then they get out again and do it again, and so on.
Not everyone learn from their mistakes, not everyone wants to learn from their mistakes and not everyone make big mistakes as those douchebags, and besides, isn't the main thing when killing someone, or something like it, to get away with it? I mean, it's not like you WOULD kill someone and then turn yourself in for doing it, and then try to get away with it?
If I could kill someone and get away with it, I'd kill... And I probably can, so I probably will.
It's not hard, it can't be... Kill someone and get rid of the evidence... Woah, that must be hard!
I'm sure there's a million of people who killed someone and got away with it and didn't feel any guilt at all... Or they went to jail after they did it and had a pretty sweet time there.
Jail in Sweden is, more or less, nothing. It's like a hotel! You can basicly get anything you want. Probably more than you could otherwise.
I'll tell you who the fuck that does that kind of shit! THE PEOPLE WHERE I LIVE!
There's a few "normal" people here but damn they're not many.
Me and my mate were walking to the store the other day and suddently a car drove by us and threw a book at us. You know why? Because the people here are complete fucking idiots.
So I yelled at them something like "FUCKHEAD!" And the car stops, turns around, drives back to us and stop right next to us. A guy in the car, some douchebag I've seen before which i will eventually get a baseballbat and fucking bash his head in for sure, asked me "Did you say something? Got problems?" And I was damn pissed, yes I was, so I answered "No shit, you just threw a fucking book at me!" And then he left the subject and asked us where we were going and shit.. But what an idiot, right? "Did you say something, got problems?" NO FUCKING KIDDING YOU DIPSHIT! I don't drive around in a car and throw books at people! Are you completely fucking mentally retarded?! Just the fact that you're fat, ugly and disliked for who you are has nothing to do with it! You could at least TRY to act like a normal person among other people, but no, you decided to be an ugly son of bitch who just wants to get killed! And I assure you, I will fucking bash your head in, I will! I just hope he would read this.. But since he won't, what I just wrote was more or less, useless.
So once again, I've proven that this place is filled with mental rejects and people are idiots.
I mean, if I don't get that baseballbat and make him shut up, I'm damn sure someone else will fucking kill him... And I hope someone does, because he deserves it.
Him and a shitload of other people here.
Just to see them die in a fire would give me that much pleasure, I would never need to have sex again! I swear, it would just feel so awesome to see them die, slowly and painfully in a fucking fire. Just to hear their painful screams for help, and then they see me, with firetruck, just ready to put the fire out... But will I? No, I'll just laugh at them, see their pathetic lies go down in flames, and when they finally stopped screaming, I'll start putting out the fire.
Subject change
Ok, so appearently women are being pissed over men, wearing no shirt when they can't do the same? I can agree with them that it's disturbing to see a guy without a shirt, walking around in the city, but that's not the point. The point is, they want to do that aswell, go topless in the middle of the city. Well go ahead and do it?
No, they can't because the law says so... Who the fuck came up with that law? I mean.. Sure if it's a fat, ugly woman who does it, but who said you have to look? Let them go topless if they want to, what do we care? No, some moron had to came up with the rule that they can't. I mean.. It's not like we're forcing them to walk around topless, it's just an option. If I got to decide, I'd let people go naked for fucks sake!
Then if they're hot they should be prepared of getting humped in a bush at any time, but rape wouldn't be legal.. But what do we care? Rules are meant to be broken..And apparently they are. People break the rules, laws, all the fucking time and we do the same shit over and over to them. Some of them are free to go, some of them end up in jail and before, we used to execute them... We stoppe doing that for some reason, but why?
"Everyone has the right to live" or not, I think everyone has the right to die. But no, they don't? You're not even allowed to commit suicide, because they you break the law and get charged for trying to kill yourself? I mean... If you succeeded, what would they do? Bring you back from the dead and charge you?
Dumb fucks, if people want to die, let them die. If people don't want to die, even though they killed someone or raped someone, let them die anyway?
If people turn them in, depending on what they've done, there should be an option to get them executed. This sounds like the guilliotine or something, which would be awesome if it still was there, but no. I was thinking more like... A shot in the head or something?
Just don't put the in a cell for a couple of years and them let them out again and hope they changed into something better, that they'll start working as ordinary people and shit, because all of 'em aren't like that. I swear, they get out and do the same fucking thing again and get back into jail or wherever they're going and then they get out again and do it again, and so on.
Not everyone learn from their mistakes, not everyone wants to learn from their mistakes and not everyone make big mistakes as those douchebags, and besides, isn't the main thing when killing someone, or something like it, to get away with it? I mean, it's not like you WOULD kill someone and then turn yourself in for doing it, and then try to get away with it?
If I could kill someone and get away with it, I'd kill... And I probably can, so I probably will.
It's not hard, it can't be... Kill someone and get rid of the evidence... Woah, that must be hard!
I'm sure there's a million of people who killed someone and got away with it and didn't feel any guilt at all... Or they went to jail after they did it and had a pretty sweet time there.
Jail in Sweden is, more or less, nothing. It's like a hotel! You can basicly get anything you want. Probably more than you could otherwise.
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lördag 21 juni 2008
The world includes more failures than the bible
I must say, we're all attracted to better looking girls in every way. I mean, if you talk to a good looking girl and a hot girl starts talking to you, you give her more attention than the other. At least in the beginning. Then you might realise that the hot looking girl is a complete whore and you don't want to talk anymore.
Or if it's the other way around. She's really nice, very interesting and then the old one can basicly fuck off. I'd say it's an instinct, nothing more. I mean... Which one would you rather have in bed? The good looking one that you think seem awesome or the less good looking one which you know but isn't very hot... I'd take the good looking one, even if it was just to find out that she was an complete idiot/whore/asshole/asswhipe/moron/etc/etc/etc...
So yeah, we're all attracted to the looks in first place...
Anyhow, where is my main subject? Oh yes..
The World is too big, it just is.. And internet does not make it any better. "Internet makes the world into a smaller place because you can chat with people" Yeah right dipshit, it sure as hell doesn't! I mean, you talk to people, even if you live in the same country, they still live a shitload of miles away and you still can't see them, even if you want. So no it does not make the world smaller. In matter of fact, it doesn't even make your own fucking hometown smaller. You just ask someone where they live and then you realise that's at the other end of the fucking town and you're both too fucking lazy to get to eachother so you end up not talking and not even meeting eachother, even if it's only 4 kilometers between you. Way to go! *thumbs up*
So the world is big.. But if you're famous it must be smaller. I mean, if you're famous and you get rich, you got the money to travel to every single pleace in the world whenever you want to and see whoever you want to, and then when you've been everywhere you know it's really not that big. But for us ordinary, non-famous, low-life people, it's way too big and we can't even afford the bus to the work in the morning because those fuckheads decided to make it more expensive than before. So once again the world is a pretty fucked up place to live in. But where else would we live? I mean, if I wouldn't live here, I wouldn't know if it was fucked up or not, right?
But now I do and now I can complain about every fucking single thing I can think of without anyone doing anything to me... That is not true, but that is the way I think and the way everyone should think. You should be able to say whatever you want, whenever you want to whoever you want without any consequenses, if it's your own opinions that is.
Exactly what me, and my friend who recently joined, do here. Sure, people might not like it but why the fuck would you read then? Also, if we don't have the guts to say whatever we want to people I'm pretty sure we would be stuck somewhere in the revolution of life and sooner or later end up dead because we all suck so bad.
Humanity is on the edge of exctinction and what would we do? We would complain about it and then keep living our miserable lives until they finally comes to an end where we would just lie down and die. Alone and fucked up, because that's what we are.
Humans are just some sort of infection, a virus.
Or if it's the other way around. She's really nice, very interesting and then the old one can basicly fuck off. I'd say it's an instinct, nothing more. I mean... Which one would you rather have in bed? The good looking one that you think seem awesome or the less good looking one which you know but isn't very hot... I'd take the good looking one, even if it was just to find out that she was an complete idiot/whore/asshole/asswhipe/moron/etc/etc/etc...
So yeah, we're all attracted to the looks in first place...
Anyhow, where is my main subject? Oh yes..
The World is too big, it just is.. And internet does not make it any better. "Internet makes the world into a smaller place because you can chat with people" Yeah right dipshit, it sure as hell doesn't! I mean, you talk to people, even if you live in the same country, they still live a shitload of miles away and you still can't see them, even if you want. So no it does not make the world smaller. In matter of fact, it doesn't even make your own fucking hometown smaller. You just ask someone where they live and then you realise that's at the other end of the fucking town and you're both too fucking lazy to get to eachother so you end up not talking and not even meeting eachother, even if it's only 4 kilometers between you. Way to go! *thumbs up*
So the world is big.. But if you're famous it must be smaller. I mean, if you're famous and you get rich, you got the money to travel to every single pleace in the world whenever you want to and see whoever you want to, and then when you've been everywhere you know it's really not that big. But for us ordinary, non-famous, low-life people, it's way too big and we can't even afford the bus to the work in the morning because those fuckheads decided to make it more expensive than before. So once again the world is a pretty fucked up place to live in. But where else would we live? I mean, if I wouldn't live here, I wouldn't know if it was fucked up or not, right?
But now I do and now I can complain about every fucking single thing I can think of without anyone doing anything to me... That is not true, but that is the way I think and the way everyone should think. You should be able to say whatever you want, whenever you want to whoever you want without any consequenses, if it's your own opinions that is.
Exactly what me, and my friend who recently joined, do here. Sure, people might not like it but why the fuck would you read then? Also, if we don't have the guts to say whatever we want to people I'm pretty sure we would be stuck somewhere in the revolution of life and sooner or later end up dead because we all suck so bad.
Humanity is on the edge of exctinction and what would we do? We would complain about it and then keep living our miserable lives until they finally comes to an end where we would just lie down and die. Alone and fucked up, because that's what we are.
Humans are just some sort of infection, a virus.
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tisdag 17 juni 2008
Flirting with Destiny
I swear! Somewhere in the world, there's a button which will turn off all electricity in the world. It's the button for the biggest EMP-Bomb ever created and someone will push it someday soon when I need to use the microwave the most.
It's just my luck!
I'm walking down the street, the sun is shining and it's hotter than ever and yeah, sure, I'm thinking "Aight, I'll wear shorts and a T-shirt" So I get out of the house, walk 10 meters and then it's a snowstorm outside! But just around me, then people ask me why I'm wet... Kinda kinky if you ask me.
Anyway, here's the subject: Flirting
How do you actually flirt with someone? And is there a right and wrong way to do it?
Nah, I suppose not, it should come naturally. I don't think you should read magazines where it says "10 ways to get a guy/girl in no time", I doubt it helps. You shouldn't try to think of stuff to say either.. It would probably come out the wrong way... I mean, you're sitting on the beach, just watching the sunrise... She says to you:
"I've been thinking... Does this pants sit tight on me?"
And just when she says that, you're about to lay your arm on her shoulder and she stands up, so you accidently grab her ass while saying:
"I love this view"
She slaps you in the face a couple of times until you lay down and then she kicks you in the downtown area, spit you in the face and walk away from there.. And that will be the first and only date you went on because you're too scared to even talk to girls after that. You'll be looking at them and think "Oh god, they're just like her! They don't understand me!" And then you turn Gay and Emo and get hated by everyone anyway...
So, thinking of a way to flirt and such stuff is no good idea. It just turns out wrong.
You can't even flirt on the cinema.. Just "Lay your arm around her" and then you accidently touch her boobie and she go off on you, yell at you in front of the 100 other people in there, they turn on the lights and the guards come in, show your face to every single person there and then drag you out while yelling something like "You fucking rapist! What were you trying to do?!" And then you end up on the street, looking emo until you finally die.
No one likes a rapist... No, hell no.. Why would they?
The laws are weird when it comes down to rape.
"If the girl does not say No it is not rape", therefore I suppose you can knock her out, bang her and then when she tries to sue you, you just say "She didn't say no"
Just the fact that she was passed out has nothing to do with it, now has it? Nah, you'll just get charged for hitting her in the head with a baseball bat, which you tell the judge was an accident and you get away cheap.
You could probably do it a couple of times until they finally realise what a stupid fucking law it is and change it to something else.. Which would probably get worse..
Or you could go to Sweden and find the most dumb, blonde girls here is and rape all of them and they would probably, more or less, accept it and say "Oh god, he's so good in bed, I like it rough and when I do not agree with it"
Lovely Sweden.. Always something going on here...
Appearently I'm not allowed to wear a shirt with the Swedish flag on, because that makes me a racist. Even though I'm not even from here completely, I'm still a racist and must hate people from other countries just because I wear a shirt with a Swedish flag..
Man, I don't complain about those stupid son of bitches when they wear their home-country-flag shit, hell no. Let them have their fun as long as they stay away from me. But do they? No!
They come here and say 2 things.
1. I love Sweden
2. I hate Sweden
Yeah sure, come here, love the country and live here. I'm totally fine with that.. Becuase that is sort of what i do.. Although I must say I dislike this place pretty much.. But I don't run around yelling it.
That's what they do, the Number 2's! They run around and yell at people "I HATE SWEDEN!" And bash the shit out of some people who doesn't and call them racists and shit. I mean, if they say that to me, I just say "Well why don't you just travel home to your own fucking country then?" And then they get mad at me, because I told them to go home to their beloved country which is probably blown to pieces and that's why there here.. So much left to love, eh? No, not really. So instead they get their fat asses over here and won't do shit but ruin stuff.
Sure, this might seem abit like I'm a racist, but I'm not. I just don't like when people are complete idiots, like they are. Not all of them, but alot.
So yeah.. Go home to your own fucking country and die before I kill you right away.. And I assure you, it won't be pretty.
It's just my luck!
I'm walking down the street, the sun is shining and it's hotter than ever and yeah, sure, I'm thinking "Aight, I'll wear shorts and a T-shirt" So I get out of the house, walk 10 meters and then it's a snowstorm outside! But just around me, then people ask me why I'm wet... Kinda kinky if you ask me.
Anyway, here's the subject: Flirting
How do you actually flirt with someone? And is there a right and wrong way to do it?
Nah, I suppose not, it should come naturally. I don't think you should read magazines where it says "10 ways to get a guy/girl in no time", I doubt it helps. You shouldn't try to think of stuff to say either.. It would probably come out the wrong way... I mean, you're sitting on the beach, just watching the sunrise... She says to you:
"I've been thinking... Does this pants sit tight on me?"
And just when she says that, you're about to lay your arm on her shoulder and she stands up, so you accidently grab her ass while saying:
"I love this view"
She slaps you in the face a couple of times until you lay down and then she kicks you in the downtown area, spit you in the face and walk away from there.. And that will be the first and only date you went on because you're too scared to even talk to girls after that. You'll be looking at them and think "Oh god, they're just like her! They don't understand me!" And then you turn Gay and Emo and get hated by everyone anyway...
So, thinking of a way to flirt and such stuff is no good idea. It just turns out wrong.
You can't even flirt on the cinema.. Just "Lay your arm around her" and then you accidently touch her boobie and she go off on you, yell at you in front of the 100 other people in there, they turn on the lights and the guards come in, show your face to every single person there and then drag you out while yelling something like "You fucking rapist! What were you trying to do?!" And then you end up on the street, looking emo until you finally die.
No one likes a rapist... No, hell no.. Why would they?
The laws are weird when it comes down to rape.
"If the girl does not say No it is not rape", therefore I suppose you can knock her out, bang her and then when she tries to sue you, you just say "She didn't say no"
Just the fact that she was passed out has nothing to do with it, now has it? Nah, you'll just get charged for hitting her in the head with a baseball bat, which you tell the judge was an accident and you get away cheap.
You could probably do it a couple of times until they finally realise what a stupid fucking law it is and change it to something else.. Which would probably get worse..
Or you could go to Sweden and find the most dumb, blonde girls here is and rape all of them and they would probably, more or less, accept it and say "Oh god, he's so good in bed, I like it rough and when I do not agree with it"
Lovely Sweden.. Always something going on here...
Appearently I'm not allowed to wear a shirt with the Swedish flag on, because that makes me a racist. Even though I'm not even from here completely, I'm still a racist and must hate people from other countries just because I wear a shirt with a Swedish flag..
Man, I don't complain about those stupid son of bitches when they wear their home-country-flag shit, hell no. Let them have their fun as long as they stay away from me. But do they? No!
They come here and say 2 things.
1. I love Sweden
2. I hate Sweden
Yeah sure, come here, love the country and live here. I'm totally fine with that.. Becuase that is sort of what i do.. Although I must say I dislike this place pretty much.. But I don't run around yelling it.
That's what they do, the Number 2's! They run around and yell at people "I HATE SWEDEN!" And bash the shit out of some people who doesn't and call them racists and shit. I mean, if they say that to me, I just say "Well why don't you just travel home to your own fucking country then?" And then they get mad at me, because I told them to go home to their beloved country which is probably blown to pieces and that's why there here.. So much left to love, eh? No, not really. So instead they get their fat asses over here and won't do shit but ruin stuff.
Sure, this might seem abit like I'm a racist, but I'm not. I just don't like when people are complete idiots, like they are. Not all of them, but alot.
So yeah.. Go home to your own fucking country and die before I kill you right away.. And I assure you, it won't be pretty.
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lördag 14 juni 2008
Where's the disable button?
What the hell?
So I was sitting in front of the computer, as I usually is around 12.50pm, and was trying to entertain myself in one way or another. Then my dad gets home, goes into the toilet. I'm perfectly fine with him coming home late, going in there, and then shut the fuck up and go to bed. But no, not now. When I finally found something entertaining enough, he yells to me something like "Why can't you do anything else but sitting in front of that damn computer all the time?!" and then he goes to bed... I was like "What the hell?"
But no, appearently I can't do anything else but sitting here, especially not 12.50pm in the fucking night! Is he an complete idiot or is he just pretending? I do realise that I sit here more than I should and that I don't have a fucking life! But that has nothing to do with it. If I got something to do, unless it's some moron calling me and trying to drag me away when I'm tired, I usually do anything else but sitting here. This is actually my last option, but what else should I do when I got lame friends who can't think of something funny to do and if they do, it probably involves alcohol or some stupid fucking game. But I wouldn't say I'm much better. When someone ask me to think of something to do, I can't even think of something to do. So I just say "Naah, can't be arsed to do anything" And I end up here...
I didn't ask to be your friend, you asked to be mine and yet it is YOU who complain about me!
No, I am not talking about my dad anymore. Althoug he can't even think of something I could do but sit here, so he should basicly shut his face aswell...
Anyway, so I sit here alot, yes. But you know what? It's fucking entertaining and I actually learn stuff. But he doesn't know that. He doesn't even know what I do here half of the time. He just assume that I sit here and stare at the blank screen, waiting for doomsday... Such an asshole sometimes. But hey, he's a "grown-up" and most of 'em doesn't know what the hell the teenagers and shit are doing.. Neither do I, but that has nothing to do with this...
So, let me sit here if I want so I can actually entertain myself and I can talk to people I actually WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH, to set up a day when I can meet them.
Dear dad
I do not live in the 18th century and I'm not a complete idiot. Just because I sit here alot doesn't mean I'm mentally challanged or addicted in any way. I sit here because it is entertaining and I actually make more friends over the internet than you could ever do in your whole life. No offense. I'm sure you have alot of lovely friends, but not as cool as mine.
My friends rule yours. At least most of them. But of course there must be some assholes. I know some of yours, but you've never heard me telling you "I don't ever want to have that fucking moron inside our house again, GET IT?!" I've never said such thing. Why? Because I have to accept the fact that people are idiots and there's nothing to do about it.
If I think someone is an asshole and I want that one person to die, I tell him/her that, but you don't. You just sit back, take the shit and carry on. You know why? Becase you were raised in such a weird way where you were taught to take shit and not give it back. I'm pretty sure you tried to raise me in that way aswell but both you and mom failed big, really big.
But all I really wanted to say was; Let me live my fucking life and not yours! ok?
I'm gonna write him something like that some day... Or something like it just to prove my point that it's my life and not someone elses. I'm ok with people that care about me, but they shouldn't tell me what I should and should not do.
If I wanted you to live my life I would fucking let you do it.
There could be so many hate-mails and such stuff I could send to people and they wouldn't get it anyway. You know why? Because they're stupid son of bitches!
I talk to people I want to talk to! If I don't reply to you very fast it probably mean that I don't want to talk to you at the moment or at all.
If you call me on my phone and I hang up more than 2 times, don't keep calling. It means, more or less; Fuck off, I don't want to talk to you.
Do they get it? NO! They keep calling me or my friend. And when they finally got my friend to agree with them that we'll come out to them. He comes down here and I have to be his "Wingman" and go with him.
So I was dragged out in the fucking city in the middle of the night to do nothing but watch a movie I could've watched at home and laugh as much! Just because THEY wanted to spend time with US didn't mean WE wanted to spend time with THEM! But they didn't get it! They kept phone-terrorising me and shit and we had to go to them... Also, I didn't sleep very well because it was so damn hot in the room and the bed was not soft enough...
And then when I wake up in the morning, it's not a "normal peaceful wake-up"-scene, it's a fucking "2-girls-are-talking-in-a-fucking-weird-language-that-I-can't-understand-and-that-pises-me-off"-scene. I was like "WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!? OR AT LEAST SAY SOMETHING THAT I UNDERSTAND ASWELL?!" And of course it was something that I shouldn't understand.. You know what you do then? You talk about it another time when I'm not trying to sleep and you keep it in a non-mentally retarded language...
Never talk to random people...
So I was sitting in front of the computer, as I usually is around 12.50pm, and was trying to entertain myself in one way or another. Then my dad gets home, goes into the toilet. I'm perfectly fine with him coming home late, going in there, and then shut the fuck up and go to bed. But no, not now. When I finally found something entertaining enough, he yells to me something like "Why can't you do anything else but sitting in front of that damn computer all the time?!" and then he goes to bed... I was like "What the hell?"
But no, appearently I can't do anything else but sitting here, especially not 12.50pm in the fucking night! Is he an complete idiot or is he just pretending? I do realise that I sit here more than I should and that I don't have a fucking life! But that has nothing to do with it. If I got something to do, unless it's some moron calling me and trying to drag me away when I'm tired, I usually do anything else but sitting here. This is actually my last option, but what else should I do when I got lame friends who can't think of something funny to do and if they do, it probably involves alcohol or some stupid fucking game. But I wouldn't say I'm much better. When someone ask me to think of something to do, I can't even think of something to do. So I just say "Naah, can't be arsed to do anything" And I end up here...
I didn't ask to be your friend, you asked to be mine and yet it is YOU who complain about me!
No, I am not talking about my dad anymore. Althoug he can't even think of something I could do but sit here, so he should basicly shut his face aswell...
Anyway, so I sit here alot, yes. But you know what? It's fucking entertaining and I actually learn stuff. But he doesn't know that. He doesn't even know what I do here half of the time. He just assume that I sit here and stare at the blank screen, waiting for doomsday... Such an asshole sometimes. But hey, he's a "grown-up" and most of 'em doesn't know what the hell the teenagers and shit are doing.. Neither do I, but that has nothing to do with this...
So, let me sit here if I want so I can actually entertain myself and I can talk to people I actually WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH, to set up a day when I can meet them.
Dear dad
I do not live in the 18th century and I'm not a complete idiot. Just because I sit here alot doesn't mean I'm mentally challanged or addicted in any way. I sit here because it is entertaining and I actually make more friends over the internet than you could ever do in your whole life. No offense. I'm sure you have alot of lovely friends, but not as cool as mine.
My friends rule yours. At least most of them. But of course there must be some assholes. I know some of yours, but you've never heard me telling you "I don't ever want to have that fucking moron inside our house again, GET IT?!" I've never said such thing. Why? Because I have to accept the fact that people are idiots and there's nothing to do about it.
If I think someone is an asshole and I want that one person to die, I tell him/her that, but you don't. You just sit back, take the shit and carry on. You know why? Becase you were raised in such a weird way where you were taught to take shit and not give it back. I'm pretty sure you tried to raise me in that way aswell but both you and mom failed big, really big.
But all I really wanted to say was; Let me live my fucking life and not yours! ok?
I'm gonna write him something like that some day... Or something like it just to prove my point that it's my life and not someone elses. I'm ok with people that care about me, but they shouldn't tell me what I should and should not do.
If I wanted you to live my life I would fucking let you do it.
There could be so many hate-mails and such stuff I could send to people and they wouldn't get it anyway. You know why? Because they're stupid son of bitches!
I talk to people I want to talk to! If I don't reply to you very fast it probably mean that I don't want to talk to you at the moment or at all.
If you call me on my phone and I hang up more than 2 times, don't keep calling. It means, more or less; Fuck off, I don't want to talk to you.
Do they get it? NO! They keep calling me or my friend. And when they finally got my friend to agree with them that we'll come out to them. He comes down here and I have to be his "Wingman" and go with him.
So I was dragged out in the fucking city in the middle of the night to do nothing but watch a movie I could've watched at home and laugh as much! Just because THEY wanted to spend time with US didn't mean WE wanted to spend time with THEM! But they didn't get it! They kept phone-terrorising me and shit and we had to go to them... Also, I didn't sleep very well because it was so damn hot in the room and the bed was not soft enough...
And then when I wake up in the morning, it's not a "normal peaceful wake-up"-scene, it's a fucking "2-girls-are-talking-in-a-fucking-weird-language-that-I-can't-understand-and-that-pises-me-off"-scene. I was like "WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!? OR AT LEAST SAY SOMETHING THAT I UNDERSTAND ASWELL?!" And of course it was something that I shouldn't understand.. You know what you do then? You talk about it another time when I'm not trying to sleep and you keep it in a non-mentally retarded language...
Never talk to random people...
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tisdag 10 juni 2008
Graduate to Sex
God, do I hate people that graduate? Yes I do, I do hate them very much.
Or now do I?
It all depends. I'm sort of fine with them graduating, since it only happens once.. Hopefully, and they walk happy down the street, singing some songs... That's perfectly fine
But when they start to whistle and all that fucking shit! MAN! I WANT TO KILL THEM SO BAD! I want to take those tiny, puny little things and SHOVE THEM DOWN THEIR THROATS! I want them DEAD I tell you, DEAD!
It would be so much better.
But no. They are all allowed to run around, making people deaf and such shit. And it's not all on one day no is it? No! It's like.. each day for whole fucking week! And people wonder why I'm in a bad mood?! Can't you fucking see it?!
There's ugly guys in tight clothes and ugly hats and blonde stupid fucking girls running around everywhere, yelling that they've graduated! But what they don't know is that they've not gotten anyfuckingwhere with their pathetic fucking life and never will because they're so got damn drunk and 50% of all the people will drown in a fucking fountain and I WILL JUST BE LAUGHING AT THEM!!
They got nowhere during the past fucking years and then they're running around, being proud of themselves because they graduated and accomplished NOTHING! Way to fucking go, morons!
But, why do I complain? I will probably do, more or less, the same as they do, right?
But yes, I want to make it abit different... I wanna wear a white hat, skiing-glasses, a megaphone and a baseball bat, running around and yelling "I've graduated and I've still not gotten anywhere with my fucking life!" And when someone complains, I wanna bash them down with my sexy baseball bat, just to prove that I am right, I've graduated and not gotten anywhere with my life but that does not make me weak! Just bash them all down. And when I hear a whiste. I'll go and shove that whistle down their throat and make them sound like a duck for the rest of their lives! God that would be awesome. And of course, I probably will be drunk and don't remember anything of what happend.
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Something that is scary is when you're gonna have sex with someone for the first time.
I mean, you never know what you'll find down there! Let's say you find this hot girl and bring her home. Get comftible in bed and start to undressing... Then when you're about to do.. The stuff, you realise it's a guy with a sexy body, nice boobies and a big fucking cock? Kind of a turn off, eh?
Or let's say it's not a guy, I still think it's scary.
She can have anything down there! A fucking jungle! Monkeys running around in the bushes and an elephant coming out of the big cave? No, no. having sex with someone for the first time IS scary.
Sex overall is kinda scary I suppose.. You never know what happens down there until it's over... You get it on, you do the stuff... And then suddently it's just over... And then what are you actually supposte to do? "I'm done, you can go now" I could do that, sure I could.. But.. No, the "goodbye" can be quite weird now, right? Or if you're lucky you're in a relationship and won't have to say goodbye, just have to say "We'll do it in the morning" And it's all over. Cheers!
But then you already, hopefully, know what is going on in the downtown area and won't have to worry about the elephant biting your weewee off.
Hmm, who actually likes a big jungle down there? It's kinda creepy.. You see.. I would like to know where I'm going when I'm going somewhere. Not running blind in the darkness to find a cave that doesn't seem to exist... No, better fix it down there, otherwise It's creepy, really.
And how about guys? Should they have a fucking nest? Nah, they should fix it.. Not that I would personally care about another guys pubes, but just for the sake of it. I know all our shit is on the outside but that does not make it ok to have a jungle with a big cobra sticking out of it, waiting to crawl in to... You get the point... It's not okay.
Or now do I?
It all depends. I'm sort of fine with them graduating, since it only happens once.. Hopefully, and they walk happy down the street, singing some songs... That's perfectly fine
But when they start to whistle and all that fucking shit! MAN! I WANT TO KILL THEM SO BAD! I want to take those tiny, puny little things and SHOVE THEM DOWN THEIR THROATS! I want them DEAD I tell you, DEAD!
It would be so much better.
But no. They are all allowed to run around, making people deaf and such shit. And it's not all on one day no is it? No! It's like.. each day for whole fucking week! And people wonder why I'm in a bad mood?! Can't you fucking see it?!
There's ugly guys in tight clothes and ugly hats and blonde stupid fucking girls running around everywhere, yelling that they've graduated! But what they don't know is that they've not gotten anyfuckingwhere with their pathetic fucking life and never will because they're so got damn drunk and 50% of all the people will drown in a fucking fountain and I WILL JUST BE LAUGHING AT THEM!!
They got nowhere during the past fucking years and then they're running around, being proud of themselves because they graduated and accomplished NOTHING! Way to fucking go, morons!
But, why do I complain? I will probably do, more or less, the same as they do, right?
But yes, I want to make it abit different... I wanna wear a white hat, skiing-glasses, a megaphone and a baseball bat, running around and yelling "I've graduated and I've still not gotten anywhere with my fucking life!" And when someone complains, I wanna bash them down with my sexy baseball bat, just to prove that I am right, I've graduated and not gotten anywhere with my life but that does not make me weak! Just bash them all down. And when I hear a whiste. I'll go and shove that whistle down their throat and make them sound like a duck for the rest of their lives! God that would be awesome. And of course, I probably will be drunk and don't remember anything of what happend.
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Something that is scary is when you're gonna have sex with someone for the first time.
I mean, you never know what you'll find down there! Let's say you find this hot girl and bring her home. Get comftible in bed and start to undressing... Then when you're about to do.. The stuff, you realise it's a guy with a sexy body, nice boobies and a big fucking cock? Kind of a turn off, eh?
Or let's say it's not a guy, I still think it's scary.
She can have anything down there! A fucking jungle! Monkeys running around in the bushes and an elephant coming out of the big cave? No, no. having sex with someone for the first time IS scary.
Sex overall is kinda scary I suppose.. You never know what happens down there until it's over... You get it on, you do the stuff... And then suddently it's just over... And then what are you actually supposte to do? "I'm done, you can go now" I could do that, sure I could.. But.. No, the "goodbye" can be quite weird now, right? Or if you're lucky you're in a relationship and won't have to say goodbye, just have to say "We'll do it in the morning" And it's all over. Cheers!
But then you already, hopefully, know what is going on in the downtown area and won't have to worry about the elephant biting your weewee off.
Hmm, who actually likes a big jungle down there? It's kinda creepy.. You see.. I would like to know where I'm going when I'm going somewhere. Not running blind in the darkness to find a cave that doesn't seem to exist... No, better fix it down there, otherwise It's creepy, really.
And how about guys? Should they have a fucking nest? Nah, they should fix it.. Not that I would personally care about another guys pubes, but just for the sake of it. I know all our shit is on the outside but that does not make it ok to have a jungle with a big cobra sticking out of it, waiting to crawl in to... You get the point... It's not okay.
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söndag 8 juni 2008
Homosexuals are Gay, Pt. 2/2
Homosexuals, Female, Girl + Girl + No Penis= Lesbian. Simple math.
People often think that two homsexual girls are more accepted than the homosexual guys.
They think it's all okay with lesbian porn but not guy-gay porn. I've also brought this up before.. But, I don't see the difference in those two things.
Lesbians and Gays are both the same "stuff" to me. It's both two of the same sex.
So, here goes the same question as before:
Should they be allowed to get married aswell?
Yes, I think they should. As for the guys, they're also human beings and should be treated as them. Let them get married if they want, it won't hurt me or someone else. Unless some fuckhead tries to stop them and gets beated to death because he said "Gay is wrong! You will burn in hell!" Or something like it, then it would hurt them.. But only retarded people do that, so nevermind...
Anyhow, let them get married and such stuff, let 'em have their "romantic" night, filled with "Wild Adventures" and so on.
But should THEY, since the guys shouldn't, be allowed to get kids?
Now there's 2 options. I mean, a lesbian could actually give birth to a child, unlike the guy... But she can. But she can also adopt.
I think neither of them are okay. I see it like this: If she gives birth to a kid and the kid get to see the father every now and then, or other way around, I'd say it's okay. Because then the kid has got a father (unless she just went to the sperm clinic and.. Yeah.. You know).
But if she gave birth to the kid and the kid has got a father, Yes.
How about adopting?
No, that would mean trouble.
As it was for the guys, it would be way too many questions, which I personally think is a big problem.
This would probably be some questions if the kid was adopted:
So no, lesbian shouldn't adopt kids either. Not a chance in the world! Having your own adopted kid, humping your leg 24/7 is nothing you want. At least I don't
People often think that two homsexual girls are more accepted than the homosexual guys.
They think it's all okay with lesbian porn but not guy-gay porn. I've also brought this up before.. But, I don't see the difference in those two things.
Lesbians and Gays are both the same "stuff" to me. It's both two of the same sex.
So, here goes the same question as before:
Should they be allowed to get married aswell?
Yes, I think they should. As for the guys, they're also human beings and should be treated as them. Let them get married if they want, it won't hurt me or someone else. Unless some fuckhead tries to stop them and gets beated to death because he said "Gay is wrong! You will burn in hell!" Or something like it, then it would hurt them.. But only retarded people do that, so nevermind...
Anyhow, let them get married and such stuff, let 'em have their "romantic" night, filled with "Wild Adventures" and so on.
But should THEY, since the guys shouldn't, be allowed to get kids?
Now there's 2 options. I mean, a lesbian could actually give birth to a child, unlike the guy... But she can. But she can also adopt.
I think neither of them are okay. I see it like this: If she gives birth to a kid and the kid get to see the father every now and then, or other way around, I'd say it's okay. Because then the kid has got a father (unless she just went to the sperm clinic and.. Yeah.. You know).
But if she gave birth to the kid and the kid has got a father, Yes.
How about adopting?
No, that would mean trouble.
As it was for the guys, it would be way too many questions, which I personally think is a big problem.
This would probably be some questions if the kid was adopted:
- Where is dad's penis?
- Why does dad have boobs?
- Why doesn't dads voice sound like a man?
- Who is dad?
- Why does dad wear girls underwear?
And so on...And I suppose kids at school would ask alot of questions aswell and maybe bully the kid as for the male homosexuals. Either that his/her dad looks funny in womens clothes or that he/she has no father.. Eh?
Also, coming in to a room when two lesbian parents are having sex wouldn't be very good for that kid either. I suppose it all depends on age and looks.. And if the kid is adopted. If the kid is adopted and around the age for 14, honry 24/7 and can't get laid, he (as it's mostly guys who find lesbian porn entertaining) gets into the room when his "parents" are having lesbian sex without them noticing that someone opens the door. He wouldn't say anything, not a chance in the world. He'd sneak in and sit in the corner. Might video record it or take pictures to wack off to and show all his friends that he got lesbian porn on his phone. And they would all think it was sooo cool until they realised that it was his parents. Then they'd bully him for a while until he tells them he's adopted, then they start to cheer at him again.So no, lesbian shouldn't adopt kids either. Not a chance in the world! Having your own adopted kid, humping your leg 24/7 is nothing you want. At least I don't
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lördag 7 juni 2008
Homosexuals are Gay Pt. 1/2
Homosexual, Male, Guy + Guy + Penis= Gay. Simple Math.
Homosexuals are perfectly fine in my opinion. I don't see the problem.
But, should they be allowed to get married?
I'd say so, yes, they should get married because they love eachother and it's their lives, not ours.
I mean, it's not going to be much trouble now is there? Maybe abit when it comes down to
"Who's the woman?" but not otherwise.
Anyhow, how come it's "illegal" to be homosexual? Yeah sure the bible says it's wrong or something. What the hell, if it's "illegal", wrong, so bad... How come our so called "God" made some guys homosexuals? So he could punish them? Yeah, I think God is a very nice person.. A
fucking sadist with too much spare time...
Anyway, homosexuals should get married, no doubts.
How about being an accepted homosexual? I wouldn't know, I'm not gay, but it seem to be trouble most of the time. People dislike it etc and I know I've written about this before.
But anyway, being accept seem to be hard as a gay guy, but not as a gay girl.
So here goes my second question.
Should Homosexual guys be allowed to adopt?
I'd say no, not really. Getting married is perfectly fine, but if men were supposte to have kids, they would be more like a girl with a penis, wouldn't they?
But, anyway... No, there would be way too many answers and he/she might would've get bullied in school. Mostly because he/she wouldn't have a mom/dad and that the parents WOULD BE homosexual.
There's would be sooo many questions!
"Why does mom have a beard?" Answer: "'Cause your mom is too lazy to shave"
But it wouldn't help at all. I mean, "Where did I come from?" If I were gay I'd ignore that question.
So, homosexuals shouldn't adopt, not saying they shouldn't be allowed to, just saying it's a bad idea. I'm sure they would be great parents, but their answers wouldn't be very good...
And if the parents were having sex.. Well, as it is when parents are having sex, it's disturbing enough to walk into the room and find out what they're doing, but if they were homosexual guys, I'm pretty sure that kid would have, more or less, the worst image in his/her head forever.
Just to see his hairy dad with a big penis and his hairy mom with a even bigger penis having sex without noticing their kid watching them..
Homosexuals are perfectly fine in my opinion. I don't see the problem.
But, should they be allowed to get married?
I'd say so, yes, they should get married because they love eachother and it's their lives, not ours.
I mean, it's not going to be much trouble now is there? Maybe abit when it comes down to
"Who's the woman?" but not otherwise.
Anyhow, how come it's "illegal" to be homosexual? Yeah sure the bible says it's wrong or something. What the hell, if it's "illegal", wrong, so bad... How come our so called "God" made some guys homosexuals? So he could punish them? Yeah, I think God is a very nice person.. A
fucking sadist with too much spare time...
Anyway, homosexuals should get married, no doubts.
How about being an accepted homosexual? I wouldn't know, I'm not gay, but it seem to be trouble most of the time. People dislike it etc and I know I've written about this before.
But anyway, being accept seem to be hard as a gay guy, but not as a gay girl.
So here goes my second question.
Should Homosexual guys be allowed to adopt?
I'd say no, not really. Getting married is perfectly fine, but if men were supposte to have kids, they would be more like a girl with a penis, wouldn't they?
But, anyway... No, there would be way too many answers and he/she might would've get bullied in school. Mostly because he/she wouldn't have a mom/dad and that the parents WOULD BE homosexual.
There's would be sooo many questions!
- Who's mom?
- Where's mom?
- Why does mom have a penis?
- Why does mom have a beard?
- Where did I come out?
"Why does mom have a beard?" Answer: "'Cause your mom is too lazy to shave"
But it wouldn't help at all. I mean, "Where did I come from?" If I were gay I'd ignore that question.
So, homosexuals shouldn't adopt, not saying they shouldn't be allowed to, just saying it's a bad idea. I'm sure they would be great parents, but their answers wouldn't be very good...
And if the parents were having sex.. Well, as it is when parents are having sex, it's disturbing enough to walk into the room and find out what they're doing, but if they were homosexual guys, I'm pretty sure that kid would have, more or less, the worst image in his/her head forever.
Just to see his hairy dad with a big penis and his hairy mom with a even bigger penis having sex without noticing their kid watching them..
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Love...
"Why can't you love me for who I really am?"
Because the "Real" you is a bg fucking turn-off and I don't like you?
Pretend to be someone else and I might...
Until then, fuck off
Because the "Real" you is a bg fucking turn-off and I don't like you?
Pretend to be someone else and I might...
Until then, fuck off
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torsdag 5 juni 2008
Complaints and Excuses
All people can do is complain about their lives. Yes, I would know, although I don't complain about my life, I complain about others. So it should be "People complain about everything".
For an example, when it's winter. All is cold and, in Sweden, mostly crappy weather and no snow at all. That's when people complain about Sweden, being too cold and they want the summer back, so they can take a swim in the sea.
I'm pretty damn sure I can push you into some water in the middle of the winter and let you swim, but appearently that's not appriciated.
So, we complain about the weather during the winter. Then it's spring, people complain about spring is too long, THEY WANT THE SUMMER! *Tears, alot of tears*
And then, finally! "Summer! Woo!"
Aww, I can't find my shorts, my T-Shirts are all dirty, my icecream is melting, I got no money to the bus so I can go to the beach, it's too hot!
What the fuck is wrong with YOU?
Winter is too cold and Summer is too warm? Spring isn't good enough because the water is too cold and appearently it's not hot enough. And OF COURSE you don't like autumn, because that's the end of the painful summer and the water gets cold, the tree's leaves fall off and everything looks so boring! It rains too much.
Write a fucking book or something about it!
I mean where the fuck did it go wrong? Either it's too cold or too warm?
We just HAVE to complain about SOMETHING, don't we? Otherwise we got this urgent feeling of killing people and then we go to jail, just to get raped in the shower and lose all our friends.
Of course you would get new friends in jail, maybe not just the same as you had before. These are more "Give me cigarettes and I might not rape and kill you" Nice guys and girls.
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Let's say you're 3 people, doing something bad like... Playing football close to this newly built house, which has windows that cost more than you could ever afford yourself, and you accidently kick the ball abit to hard so your retarded "friend", who's too short to reach the ball, didn't catch it and you crash one of those really expensive windows (because that's what one of them are. You're 2 friends and 1 wannabe). And you all start to run away, but the owner of the house, which just happen to be an elite gymnastic who won last years Olympics and were the fastest one in 100 meter, comes out and see all of you 3 running away at the same direction, of course, since you're all too dumb to run different directions so it would be harder for him to catch you all.
So, he can see you running away and runs after you, catches you and drag you back to his house. He's pissed off and all those steriods does not make it any better. When you're finally there, he points at the window and yell something like "AHH BRRAAAAGH RAAAWR ARRHHH WINDOW CRASHED!! OOOHHHGG AAAAAAHHHRGG" And then, since he already scared the ever living out of you all and made one of you shit your pants, you tell him your parents phone numbers. He calls them and tell them that you crashed his expensive window with a shitty ball and that he want money to fix it.
10 minutes later, your parents get there, neither of them are happy, so they also start to yell something like the elite gymnastic guy did, although this makes less sense since there's 4-6 parents yelling at you all at the same time.
And then they finally get to the point "Who broke the window?"
Now, since you're 2 friends and 1 wannabe, you think of it "Who broke the window?" After a while of thinking, not more than 5 seconds, the 2 friends look at eachother, shake their heads and say "It was him" And of course they point at the wannabe who gets to take all the crap.
So, now I'll get to the point: Who wouldn't blame it on someone else?
It's like "To live or die?" You've got 2 choices;
1. To tell the truth and get killed
2. To blame it on the unknown person next to you who is crying out loud, praying and spraying "I DON'T WANNA DIE"
What would you do? I know I would blame it on the random, unknown, crying bitch next to me. My life is way more imporant than his. I got no intentions of sacrificing my own life for someone I don't know, that would just be stupid.
I mean, it's not like you'll see that one person a few days later and he'll say "You selfish bastard.. How could you let them kill me?", now will you?
If you do, please tell me.
Now my point is; 90% of the people on earth are that Ego that they wouldn't sacrifice themselves for someone they don't know, no matter what. 10% would do it because they're sympathy whores.
I'm one of them who wouldn't, no doubts.
For an example, when it's winter. All is cold and, in Sweden, mostly crappy weather and no snow at all. That's when people complain about Sweden, being too cold and they want the summer back, so they can take a swim in the sea.
I'm pretty damn sure I can push you into some water in the middle of the winter and let you swim, but appearently that's not appriciated.
So, we complain about the weather during the winter. Then it's spring, people complain about spring is too long, THEY WANT THE SUMMER! *Tears, alot of tears*
And then, finally! "Summer! Woo!"
Aww, I can't find my shorts, my T-Shirts are all dirty, my icecream is melting, I got no money to the bus so I can go to the beach, it's too hot!
What the fuck is wrong with YOU?
Winter is too cold and Summer is too warm? Spring isn't good enough because the water is too cold and appearently it's not hot enough. And OF COURSE you don't like autumn, because that's the end of the painful summer and the water gets cold, the tree's leaves fall off and everything looks so boring! It rains too much.
Write a fucking book or something about it!
I mean where the fuck did it go wrong? Either it's too cold or too warm?
We just HAVE to complain about SOMETHING, don't we? Otherwise we got this urgent feeling of killing people and then we go to jail, just to get raped in the shower and lose all our friends.
Of course you would get new friends in jail, maybe not just the same as you had before. These are more "Give me cigarettes and I might not rape and kill you" Nice guys and girls.
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Let's say you're 3 people, doing something bad like... Playing football close to this newly built house, which has windows that cost more than you could ever afford yourself, and you accidently kick the ball abit to hard so your retarded "friend", who's too short to reach the ball, didn't catch it and you crash one of those really expensive windows (because that's what one of them are. You're 2 friends and 1 wannabe). And you all start to run away, but the owner of the house, which just happen to be an elite gymnastic who won last years Olympics and were the fastest one in 100 meter, comes out and see all of you 3 running away at the same direction, of course, since you're all too dumb to run different directions so it would be harder for him to catch you all.
So, he can see you running away and runs after you, catches you and drag you back to his house. He's pissed off and all those steriods does not make it any better. When you're finally there, he points at the window and yell something like "AHH BRRAAAAGH RAAAWR ARRHHH WINDOW CRASHED!! OOOHHHGG AAAAAAHHHRGG" And then, since he already scared the ever living out of you all and made one of you shit your pants, you tell him your parents phone numbers. He calls them and tell them that you crashed his expensive window with a shitty ball and that he want money to fix it.
10 minutes later, your parents get there, neither of them are happy, so they also start to yell something like the elite gymnastic guy did, although this makes less sense since there's 4-6 parents yelling at you all at the same time.
And then they finally get to the point "Who broke the window?"
Now, since you're 2 friends and 1 wannabe, you think of it "Who broke the window?" After a while of thinking, not more than 5 seconds, the 2 friends look at eachother, shake their heads and say "It was him" And of course they point at the wannabe who gets to take all the crap.
So, now I'll get to the point: Who wouldn't blame it on someone else?
It's like "To live or die?" You've got 2 choices;
1. To tell the truth and get killed
2. To blame it on the unknown person next to you who is crying out loud, praying and spraying "I DON'T WANNA DIE"
What would you do? I know I would blame it on the random, unknown, crying bitch next to me. My life is way more imporant than his. I got no intentions of sacrificing my own life for someone I don't know, that would just be stupid.
I mean, it's not like you'll see that one person a few days later and he'll say "You selfish bastard.. How could you let them kill me?", now will you?
If you do, please tell me.
Now my point is; 90% of the people on earth are that Ego that they wouldn't sacrifice themselves for someone they don't know, no matter what. 10% would do it because they're sympathy whores.
I'm one of them who wouldn't, no doubts.
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onsdag 4 juni 2008
What's fun? What isn't? And what about colors?
So appearently, it's so wrong to make jokes about a certain kind of people. Like Jews, People in Wheelchair, Fat people, Thin people, dwarves, Black etc etc, you get the point.
I can agree with it, but it depends on how harsh they are, but it's no reason to start to cry out loud on someone when they make a joke, and when people laugh at it.
If people laugh at a cruel joke that someone said, I don't blame them, it's their kind of humor. But my teacher is defently not the same.. Neither of them are, and some douchebags in school. Oversensetive bastards. And since I laughed at this joke about this dude in a wheelchair, also taken from Family Guy, I'm a sadist, was quite long ago. But now we made a joke about fat people and WOAH, you should've heard him, it was like letting an "Emo-kid" talk about all its problems, it's neverending.
So just because we've got this, kind of cruel and mean sense of humor, we're not allowed to tell jokes to eachother because someone else might get offended(once again). I mean, I still don't give a damn. But no, don't joke about anything because that will get you in trouble and you won't get any friends and you won't ever get a good job and people at your job will bully you because you think different and you will be a sadist and you will have no friends and and and and and and...
I mean, did he even have a line to draw before he drew it? Maybe it's just because he's older and "wiser"? He "knows better" because he's older.
No he does not, just because he's older doesn't make him wiser. In this case, it seem to make him dumber.
But I don't blame him, he's a nice guy otherwise, it's just that his sense of humor and my sense of humor isn't the same. But he won't accept it...
Ok, time to get to the Real point!
The point was; you should be able to make fun of anything, anyone, anywhere, without getting yelled at just because some sympathy whore thought it was wrong.
I'm pretty damn sure that the people in wheelchair make fun of fat people, fat people make fun of Jews, Jews make fun of Black people and get killed.
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Ok, appearently, wearing a certain kind of color on your clothes turns you into a certain kind of people. I agree with that, I see it like that. Also, you're drawn to a certain kind of color in some weird fucking way. But who actually came up with the idea that Black hair and black clothes equals Emo?
Yeah sure, some "Emo-kids" wear it, but they look different.
They all got those "1-to-3-hours-to-fix-in-the-morning-hair-style" and they usually look like some kind of "Wannabe Goth", and yes, they usually fail big.
Me personally, wear pretty dark clothes, but I'm nowhere close the "Emo-look", at least not the way I see it, since I'm so damn ego.
But, Black, seem to equal "Emo-Kids" instead of "Normal person with black clothes".
Same with Pink, it seem to mean "You're a faggot, stay away from me before I pimpslap you"
When I see pink, I sure think "gay", but not in the "rude" way, more like "Yeah nice, at least you got the guts to wear whatever you like to wear". Like I do. I wear whatever I wish to wear and if people dislike it, FUCK OFF!
Easy as that!
I can agree with it, but it depends on how harsh they are, but it's no reason to start to cry out loud on someone when they make a joke, and when people laugh at it.
If people laugh at a cruel joke that someone said, I don't blame them, it's their kind of humor. But my teacher is defently not the same.. Neither of them are, and some douchebags in school. Oversensetive bastards. And since I laughed at this joke about this dude in a wheelchair, also taken from Family Guy, I'm a sadist, was quite long ago. But now we made a joke about fat people and WOAH, you should've heard him, it was like letting an "Emo-kid" talk about all its problems, it's neverending.
So just because we've got this, kind of cruel and mean sense of humor, we're not allowed to tell jokes to eachother because someone else might get offended(once again). I mean, I still don't give a damn. But no, don't joke about anything because that will get you in trouble and you won't get any friends and you won't ever get a good job and people at your job will bully you because you think different and you will be a sadist and you will have no friends and and and and and and...
I mean, did he even have a line to draw before he drew it? Maybe it's just because he's older and "wiser"? He "knows better" because he's older.
No he does not, just because he's older doesn't make him wiser. In this case, it seem to make him dumber.
But I don't blame him, he's a nice guy otherwise, it's just that his sense of humor and my sense of humor isn't the same. But he won't accept it...
Ok, time to get to the Real point!
The point was; you should be able to make fun of anything, anyone, anywhere, without getting yelled at just because some sympathy whore thought it was wrong.
I'm pretty damn sure that the people in wheelchair make fun of fat people, fat people make fun of Jews, Jews make fun of Black people and get killed.
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Ok, appearently, wearing a certain kind of color on your clothes turns you into a certain kind of people. I agree with that, I see it like that. Also, you're drawn to a certain kind of color in some weird fucking way. But who actually came up with the idea that Black hair and black clothes equals Emo?
Yeah sure, some "Emo-kids" wear it, but they look different.
They all got those "1-to-3-hours-to-fix-in-the-morning-hair-style" and they usually look like some kind of "Wannabe Goth", and yes, they usually fail big.
Me personally, wear pretty dark clothes, but I'm nowhere close the "Emo-look", at least not the way I see it, since I'm so damn ego.
But, Black, seem to equal "Emo-Kids" instead of "Normal person with black clothes".
Same with Pink, it seem to mean "You're a faggot, stay away from me before I pimpslap you"
When I see pink, I sure think "gay", but not in the "rude" way, more like "Yeah nice, at least you got the guts to wear whatever you like to wear". Like I do. I wear whatever I wish to wear and if people dislike it, FUCK OFF!
Easy as that!
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tisdag 3 juni 2008
Mental age below 5, unless my parents are here
Why is there a certain age limit on some movies? I mean, I don't think a 3 year old kid would get offended or anything like it if he/she was watching porn. In fact, I don't even think the kid would be watching, because at that age, it's not that interesting. But ok, take your kid to the cinema and what do they get to see? Teletubbies, Pokemon and some other half-made, crappy movie they got $5 to make and it took them 4 hours to do it. And the idea of the movie was to entertain kids between the age of 2-5. OF COURSE they go with something cute and fluffy that goes on an adventure to find a lollipop, and on the way to the holy lollipop forest, the fluffy piece of shit meets a bad witch, which is very evil and transforms the lollipop into a carrot. Then they have their "Epic Battle", aka Hug-Fest, and then they live happily ever after.
Why not just fucking show them real movies? I think a baby would feel pretty damn good to watch the "Terminator" movies. Seriously, just imagine him when he grows up "I wanna be just like Mr. Badass Terminator" And that kid would be so got damn macho. But no, instead he get to watch Teletubbies and be called Faggot his whole life for wearing a pink shirt, tight jeans and giving people hugs, also, he give tiny kids hugs and becomes a pedo... Pretty much like the "emo-kids", tight clothes who doesn't match in any way and totally Gay in a negative way.
But ok, they put that age limit shit. But what the fuck is that other thing?
I mean, the age limit is 15, unless there's parents with them, WHICH seem to be the over the age of 18. Then the age limit lowers to 12?
Just because there's an older person with the kid doesn't make him/her older you dipshits, it's still the same useless piece of shit kid, same pathetic kid in pink shirt and tight jeans! Just because there's an older person with him doesn't mean he can't still shit his pants because the Terminator fires a warning shot!
You can't change that. The kid isn't older because someone else near him/her is, for fucks sake.
And how come they won't show porn at the cinema? It's movies aswell, but then they can't write "Only kids over the age of 18, unless there's parents with them, holding their dicks and preventing them for wacking off"
Ok, I might understand why they won't have porn at the cinema, they'd have to give out fage-vaginas and dildos to people just to prevent the whole cinema to smell like sex and sweat.
But still, they should have more "REAL" sex scenes in movies. They're cutting down it more and more, in the end we'll end up with real porn being 2 people, fully dressed, cuddling at the dinner table while eating spagetti. Almost like softporn nowdays, it's such a turn-off. As if porn isn't already, but softporn is worse.
Ok, back to the subject, they should have more realistic, real, hardcore sex in movies to show that the hero in the movie is a badass dude who fucks every single girl that's got big, fake plastic boobies and is blonde, just to show his badass image, and then after a good fucking humping, he saves the world.
But they don't do that, instead they go with the "soft cuddling guy" hero, which is part gay. And before he saves the world, he goes into a room, look the girl in the eyes and say something like "No matter what happens, I'll always love you" Then they kiss and then he saves the world.
I swear, the movie would be so much better if he would just "Dear, no matter what happens.. Fuck it, I WANNA FUCK before I save the world! So come on let's do it!" *Hardcore scene*
And then he fucking saves the world! FUCK YEAH!
Ok, maybe it depends on what type of movie it is.. If it were Pokemon I'm perfectly fine with him, telling Pikatchu that he loves him and then he "sacrifice", aka throws himself into the water and yells "I'll save you Misty, don't give up on me you hoe!" And then the pathetic happy ending, everyone's happy and the bad guys have either disappeared or turned into good guys, WITHOUT any charges from the police for threatening the whole fucking world, way to go! *thumbs up*
I hate movies...
Why not just fucking show them real movies? I think a baby would feel pretty damn good to watch the "Terminator" movies. Seriously, just imagine him when he grows up "I wanna be just like Mr. Badass Terminator" And that kid would be so got damn macho. But no, instead he get to watch Teletubbies and be called Faggot his whole life for wearing a pink shirt, tight jeans and giving people hugs, also, he give tiny kids hugs and becomes a pedo... Pretty much like the "emo-kids", tight clothes who doesn't match in any way and totally Gay in a negative way.
But ok, they put that age limit shit. But what the fuck is that other thing?
I mean, the age limit is 15, unless there's parents with them, WHICH seem to be the over the age of 18. Then the age limit lowers to 12?
Just because there's an older person with the kid doesn't make him/her older you dipshits, it's still the same useless piece of shit kid, same pathetic kid in pink shirt and tight jeans! Just because there's an older person with him doesn't mean he can't still shit his pants because the Terminator fires a warning shot!
You can't change that. The kid isn't older because someone else near him/her is, for fucks sake.
And how come they won't show porn at the cinema? It's movies aswell, but then they can't write "Only kids over the age of 18, unless there's parents with them, holding their dicks and preventing them for wacking off"
Ok, I might understand why they won't have porn at the cinema, they'd have to give out fage-vaginas and dildos to people just to prevent the whole cinema to smell like sex and sweat.
But still, they should have more "REAL" sex scenes in movies. They're cutting down it more and more, in the end we'll end up with real porn being 2 people, fully dressed, cuddling at the dinner table while eating spagetti. Almost like softporn nowdays, it's such a turn-off. As if porn isn't already, but softporn is worse.
Ok, back to the subject, they should have more realistic, real, hardcore sex in movies to show that the hero in the movie is a badass dude who fucks every single girl that's got big, fake plastic boobies and is blonde, just to show his badass image, and then after a good fucking humping, he saves the world.
But they don't do that, instead they go with the "soft cuddling guy" hero, which is part gay. And before he saves the world, he goes into a room, look the girl in the eyes and say something like "No matter what happens, I'll always love you" Then they kiss and then he saves the world.
I swear, the movie would be so much better if he would just "Dear, no matter what happens.. Fuck it, I WANNA FUCK before I save the world! So come on let's do it!" *Hardcore scene*
And then he fucking saves the world! FUCK YEAH!
Ok, maybe it depends on what type of movie it is.. If it were Pokemon I'm perfectly fine with him, telling Pikatchu that he loves him and then he "sacrifice", aka throws himself into the water and yells "I'll save you Misty, don't give up on me you hoe!" And then the pathetic happy ending, everyone's happy and the bad guys have either disappeared or turned into good guys, WITHOUT any charges from the police for threatening the whole fucking world, way to go! *thumbs up*
I hate movies...
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måndag 2 juni 2008
Disney Failed, and so did my "friends"
Busy means busy, it means Don't fucking disturb me!
People are so dumb! They start talking with me and I tell them "I'm busy" And they're like "Oh.. Okay... I'll talk to you anyway" I WANT TO KILL THEM!
And they're not making it any better. First of all, they talk to me when I don't want to talk to them, second, they send me messages on my phone who all say something like "Boo, found ya" Which annoys the fuck out of me. Third, they talk about stuff that no one in the whole fucking world would actually give a damn about.
IF I wanted to know about your life, I would've asked you, but since I didn't I don't give a damn about you or your pathetic little life.
But it just goes on! They keep talking to me until they realise I'm not talking to them. Then they GET PISSED because I'm not replying! I mean come on!
But what do I care, right?
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More stupid people? God..
There's been like 15 different girls and boys, asking me if I want to come with them to this once-a-year place called "Siesta". And I've given them all the same answer: NO!
And so they ask me "Why not?" Let's say it like this.. I'm not that person who likes to pay people to like me.
Also, Why would I go to that kind of place when there's not a single fucking band I don't like?
And the fact that there's more than 300 "Emo-kids" who's all horny, desperate and would just grab the first person they lay their eyes on and rape in the nearest bush, does not make it better. So no, I didn't go.
But my friends did, and then earlier today, some random girl wrote to me, something like this "OMGOMG You know that dude in your class and omg he was omg in my omg tent omg the whole omgomg weekend and omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg" And I was like "Wtf >,>"
So, appearently my classmate was in the same tent as this girl and she was all excited about it, but not me, I didn't give a damn, so I told her "Uh yeah.. You know I see him every day in school, what's the big deal?" And then she stopped writing to me.
Once again, being mean is the way to live your life.
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I'm ok with people who's telling me once or twice that I'm good looking.. And I don't mean once or twice per minute, more like once or twice per month or something, not more.
I don't like it when people are "all over me", almost drooling me down, like "DIE MOTHERFUCKER! DIE!" No, that's not ok. Or well.. I suppose it all depends on the girl, but still, it's rather disturbing in my opinion. If I wanted to get drooled on, raped and killed, I'd probably go to that "Siesta" shit, right?
So now that I've been ego for a couple of minutes, maybe I should change subject to something that isn't completely about me?
Since when could you be famous by doing nothing in front of a camera? Since the world gone insane.
I could just get a camera, videotape myself dancing a funny dance, show it on TV and upload it on Youtube, get enough viewers and then Woah, I'd be famous for doing a "funny", useless piece of shit dance.
Or if enough people without lives read my blog, and think "Hey, Since I don't have a life and no opinions myself, I should take these" and then they tell other people to read it, and in the end I'll have enough readers to rule the world! I'll be one of the worlds most powerful people without doing shit but telling people how I think.
I could also steal a couple of nuclear bombs and threat the whole world, but then I'd probably end up dead... Which I will anyway, but that's not the point.
These days, anyone can be famous.
How about "High School Musical"? It's a bunch of kids, dancing and "singing" in front of a camera, their voices are fake! I swear, they are! That ugly, pathetic chav kids can not sing like that! Also, it's just a fucking cheap copy of the movie "Grease", which is kind of ace...
But no, they made 1 movie and then, since all the 11 year old kids and mentally rejected 15 year old "emo-kids" liked them, they decided to make another one which seem to be even worse.
And they didn't have enough, they just keep making loads of crap movies to show poor kids or to make the "emo-kids" satisfied.
I'm okay with Disney, making non-cartoon movies, but for gods sake, stick to the movies that are actually worth looking at, like "Pirates of the caribbean", I thought those movies were awesome. But not the "High School Musical" and the other "I-Can't-Sing-Properly"-movies, they made one and decided to Fail again.
Or you could always do those 3D-animated movies, which also, most of the time, are quite awesome. I liked "Monsters Inc." alot, it was awesome.
But for gods sake... Please stop producing those crappy half-made movies with all the retarded chavs, dancing in front of the camera just to get laid on saturday night... Please stop it
People are so dumb! They start talking with me and I tell them "I'm busy" And they're like "Oh.. Okay... I'll talk to you anyway" I WANT TO KILL THEM!
And they're not making it any better. First of all, they talk to me when I don't want to talk to them, second, they send me messages on my phone who all say something like "Boo, found ya" Which annoys the fuck out of me. Third, they talk about stuff that no one in the whole fucking world would actually give a damn about.
IF I wanted to know about your life, I would've asked you, but since I didn't I don't give a damn about you or your pathetic little life.
But it just goes on! They keep talking to me until they realise I'm not talking to them. Then they GET PISSED because I'm not replying! I mean come on!
But what do I care, right?
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More stupid people? God..
There's been like 15 different girls and boys, asking me if I want to come with them to this once-a-year place called "Siesta". And I've given them all the same answer: NO!
And so they ask me "Why not?" Let's say it like this.. I'm not that person who likes to pay people to like me.
Also, Why would I go to that kind of place when there's not a single fucking band I don't like?
And the fact that there's more than 300 "Emo-kids" who's all horny, desperate and would just grab the first person they lay their eyes on and rape in the nearest bush, does not make it better. So no, I didn't go.
But my friends did, and then earlier today, some random girl wrote to me, something like this "OMGOMG You know that dude in your class and omg he was omg in my omg tent omg the whole omgomg weekend and omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg" And I was like "Wtf >,>"
So, appearently my classmate was in the same tent as this girl and she was all excited about it, but not me, I didn't give a damn, so I told her "Uh yeah.. You know I see him every day in school, what's the big deal?" And then she stopped writing to me.
Once again, being mean is the way to live your life.
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I'm ok with people who's telling me once or twice that I'm good looking.. And I don't mean once or twice per minute, more like once or twice per month or something, not more.
I don't like it when people are "all over me", almost drooling me down, like "DIE MOTHERFUCKER! DIE!" No, that's not ok. Or well.. I suppose it all depends on the girl, but still, it's rather disturbing in my opinion. If I wanted to get drooled on, raped and killed, I'd probably go to that "Siesta" shit, right?
So now that I've been ego for a couple of minutes, maybe I should change subject to something that isn't completely about me?
Since when could you be famous by doing nothing in front of a camera? Since the world gone insane.
I could just get a camera, videotape myself dancing a funny dance, show it on TV and upload it on Youtube, get enough viewers and then Woah, I'd be famous for doing a "funny", useless piece of shit dance.
Or if enough people without lives read my blog, and think "Hey, Since I don't have a life and no opinions myself, I should take these" and then they tell other people to read it, and in the end I'll have enough readers to rule the world! I'll be one of the worlds most powerful people without doing shit but telling people how I think.
I could also steal a couple of nuclear bombs and threat the whole world, but then I'd probably end up dead... Which I will anyway, but that's not the point.
These days, anyone can be famous.
How about "High School Musical"? It's a bunch of kids, dancing and "singing" in front of a camera, their voices are fake! I swear, they are! That ugly, pathetic chav kids can not sing like that! Also, it's just a fucking cheap copy of the movie "Grease", which is kind of ace...
But no, they made 1 movie and then, since all the 11 year old kids and mentally rejected 15 year old "emo-kids" liked them, they decided to make another one which seem to be even worse.
And they didn't have enough, they just keep making loads of crap movies to show poor kids or to make the "emo-kids" satisfied.
I'm okay with Disney, making non-cartoon movies, but for gods sake, stick to the movies that are actually worth looking at, like "Pirates of the caribbean", I thought those movies were awesome. But not the "High School Musical" and the other "I-Can't-Sing-Properly"-movies, they made one and decided to Fail again.
Or you could always do those 3D-animated movies, which also, most of the time, are quite awesome. I liked "Monsters Inc." alot, it was awesome.
But for gods sake... Please stop producing those crappy half-made movies with all the retarded chavs, dancing in front of the camera just to get laid on saturday night... Please stop it
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söndag 1 juni 2008
Pt. 2/2 Religions, and more Failures
Religions, bleh, I don't like it.
So who can actually prove that HELL exist? I mean, people say that it's beneath us, but if you dig deep enough, you get down to china? I don't get it.
I suppose someone tried to dig their way to hell and ended up in China, or other way around.
But no, it does not even exist either. China does, not hell.
How about Satan? Mr. Evil himself. How do we know what he looks like?
Appearently he's supposte to have goat feet, big horns and sometimes, big evil-looking wings.
Sounds like a joke to me, or some kind of freak like the platypus.
I swear, if Satan would exist, he would be the creator of the platypus.
As God created the humans to look like himself, I bet Satan did the same.
Ok, and now if you would go down to hell. What would it look like? Of course it's supposte to be dark and evil, but how the fuck do you get flames into that?
So, it's dark flames, very hot and alot of demonic platypuses down there. Sounds like hell to me.
I've got a feeling this is getting abit messy...
So, now that we know all about Heaven and Hell, we keep reading about this Very "interesting" stuff and get to know that there's a WAR going on between Heaven and Hell. It's a big war that no one will win, it will go on FOREVER!
But hold on a second.. It's a war between big guns Upstairs and badass evilness Downstairs, and what the fuck is inbetween Heaven and Hell? WE ARE!!
I've not noticed any demonic/angelic war, have you? No no, they're probably hiding it from us, they're hiding it from reality and only people who can see Angels/Demons can see them, aka people that are Nuts and way into their religions.
But okay, let's say that when people die, they go to Heaven or Hell. But where the fuck do the ghosts come in? It's dead people, right?
They're "Lost souls who can't find their way into Heaven" Eh...?
Why Heaven and not Hell? And what do you mean "Lost souls"? How can you get lost when you die? I mean, according to people and books, there's a bright light which you should follow to Heaven and meet God, the almighty one. And how are you supposte to move when you're dead?
And how do you get to Hell? You die and then your pathetic little soul, which have comitted many bad, bad deeds, fall through the earth, down to hell and get tormented for all eternity, because Satan is a bad doodoo person. And yet, people seem to worship him in some kind of way.
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And then again, here we go:
Humanity has done so many things wrong and we still don't learn from our mistakes.
I mean, I shouldn't complain, but if we were meant to fly, wouldn't we have wings? Just open your eyes and see where it got us! First we made a simple airplane, which eventually turned into a fucking Murder Machine! But sure, it's good that we finally have them, although they're not 100% sure to travel in.
But, so it turned into a murder machine, loads of people died etc etc no one gives a damn. But I don't get the point of getting years of education, get into a plane, fly halfway around the world just to crash into a building?
I would understand if they would just bomb it with missiles or something, but not to do a fucking suicide bombing.
Same with those people who strap bombs around themselves. "Pay attention kids, I'm only going to perform this once"
How do they know it works? And how do they know what to do without those years of education?
"Hey you! How many teachers did you have during your past 3 years in highschool?"
"Hmm... Around 150, you?"
*Click*
BOOM!
But they should be lucky, When they finally blow themselves up, there's 40 Virgins waiting for them in Heaven, because they commited suicide for the right causes and that's where they're going. But who the fuck said that it's female virgins? What if they go to "Heaven" and find out that it's 40 Gay Virgins waiting for them, just waiting to get laid? Sucks to be that one person if he's straight, man..
And where do their women go? Do they go to Heaven? Nah, since they don't mention them at all, I suppose they go to hell, where there probably is 40 Gay Dudes who lost their virginity in a great orgie. And since it's a woman that came down there, she won't get any sex at all. All she'll do is cook and clean for all eternity, as she probably did when she was alive aswell.
Their style of living is even more fucked up than ours.
We live to die. Go humanity!
So who can actually prove that HELL exist? I mean, people say that it's beneath us, but if you dig deep enough, you get down to china? I don't get it.
I suppose someone tried to dig their way to hell and ended up in China, or other way around.
But no, it does not even exist either. China does, not hell.
How about Satan? Mr. Evil himself. How do we know what he looks like?
Appearently he's supposte to have goat feet, big horns and sometimes, big evil-looking wings.
Sounds like a joke to me, or some kind of freak like the platypus.
I swear, if Satan would exist, he would be the creator of the platypus.
As God created the humans to look like himself, I bet Satan did the same.
Ok, and now if you would go down to hell. What would it look like? Of course it's supposte to be dark and evil, but how the fuck do you get flames into that?
So, it's dark flames, very hot and alot of demonic platypuses down there. Sounds like hell to me.
I've got a feeling this is getting abit messy...
So, now that we know all about Heaven and Hell, we keep reading about this Very "interesting" stuff and get to know that there's a WAR going on between Heaven and Hell. It's a big war that no one will win, it will go on FOREVER!
But hold on a second.. It's a war between big guns Upstairs and badass evilness Downstairs, and what the fuck is inbetween Heaven and Hell? WE ARE!!
I've not noticed any demonic/angelic war, have you? No no, they're probably hiding it from us, they're hiding it from reality and only people who can see Angels/Demons can see them, aka people that are Nuts and way into their religions.
But okay, let's say that when people die, they go to Heaven or Hell. But where the fuck do the ghosts come in? It's dead people, right?
They're "Lost souls who can't find their way into Heaven" Eh...?
Why Heaven and not Hell? And what do you mean "Lost souls"? How can you get lost when you die? I mean, according to people and books, there's a bright light which you should follow to Heaven and meet God, the almighty one. And how are you supposte to move when you're dead?
And how do you get to Hell? You die and then your pathetic little soul, which have comitted many bad, bad deeds, fall through the earth, down to hell and get tormented for all eternity, because Satan is a bad doodoo person. And yet, people seem to worship him in some kind of way.
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And then again, here we go:
Humanity has done so many things wrong and we still don't learn from our mistakes.
I mean, I shouldn't complain, but if we were meant to fly, wouldn't we have wings? Just open your eyes and see where it got us! First we made a simple airplane, which eventually turned into a fucking Murder Machine! But sure, it's good that we finally have them, although they're not 100% sure to travel in.
But, so it turned into a murder machine, loads of people died etc etc no one gives a damn. But I don't get the point of getting years of education, get into a plane, fly halfway around the world just to crash into a building?
I would understand if they would just bomb it with missiles or something, but not to do a fucking suicide bombing.
Same with those people who strap bombs around themselves. "Pay attention kids, I'm only going to perform this once"
How do they know it works? And how do they know what to do without those years of education?
"Hey you! How many teachers did you have during your past 3 years in highschool?"
"Hmm... Around 150, you?"
*Click*
BOOM!
But they should be lucky, When they finally blow themselves up, there's 40 Virgins waiting for them in Heaven, because they commited suicide for the right causes and that's where they're going. But who the fuck said that it's female virgins? What if they go to "Heaven" and find out that it's 40 Gay Virgins waiting for them, just waiting to get laid? Sucks to be that one person if he's straight, man..
And where do their women go? Do they go to Heaven? Nah, since they don't mention them at all, I suppose they go to hell, where there probably is 40 Gay Dudes who lost their virginity in a great orgie. And since it's a woman that came down there, she won't get any sex at all. All she'll do is cook and clean for all eternity, as she probably did when she was alive aswell.
Their style of living is even more fucked up than ours.
We live to die. Go humanity!
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