Babies is a STD

Oh god. I both love and hate it when kids come up to you and show you a drawing that they made, or something they made out of wood or something. Either way, it's sad and hillarious. It's quite nice and fucked up.
For an example (I'll be using the term "IT" for the kid as it's not a he or she, it's a fucking thing).

A kid comes home from school, the parents as IT what IT did in school today. And IT answers something like "We wure druwring all daie" And the parents pretend to be interested and ask IT to show the picture IT drew. I mean.. The kid says that the picture is supposed to be like... A Police officer? But really, all we can see is some random brush strokes, a couple of lines and... Yeah, that's about it, isn't it?
The kid wants us to see it, but honestly, we can't see what the fuck it is supposed ot be. And I know, I drew pictures when I was a kid and YES, they were fucking horrible. I look at the now and just think back. Really, my parents must've hated me.
"Oh hey mom! Look at this new drawing I made" And so I showed them. And they went like "Oh how nice! ... ... .. What is it?"
INSTEAD of just going "Oh son.. That's so bad I can't even describe it in words. If you show me that again I'll throw you out of the window"

But NO! Instead they let THEIR kids wander around their whole life(since I learned how to draw.. Sort of), thinking they can draw. The kid might aswell just take a shit on the paper and show that, then you WOULD see what it is. But no, they will wander around thinking that until someone actually comes up to them, tell them their drawing is shit and then take a shit on it themself.

And even if the kid actually would succeed in drawing something that you can see what it is. They just HAVE to add something extra to it, just to make it look more fucked up.
Like the policeman. It would be a regular policeman, but with 4 arms and green eyes?
Honestly, I would rather get shot by the fucking criminals than letting that alien-mother fucker save me.

But it's not enough. Then they start working with other shit in school. They bring home a car they made out of wood. But what it actually is, is a piece of wood and some of the kids SHITTY DRAWING ON IT!