An hour or so..

This is indeed a common question but it doesn't make it less true

Why would you make a porn video that lasts for 30 minutes, an hour, two hours?
It's not like anyone every masturbates for over 10 minutes, max.
And to be honest, why would they add a story to a porn movie? The reason you watch the movie is because you want to masturbate, not because you like the story. I've never heard anyone going "Dude! You gotta watch that porn movie, the storyline in it is GREAT!" No, it just won't happen.
And why is it that all porn movies, videos, "homemade" videos, are always so fucking odd? It's never anything regular or something you would do normally. That kind of shit never happens to you?
I mean honestly, how often would you find yourself having sex with 2 girls, banging one of them whilst the other one is getting teabagged? No, it just won't happen. Then again, I doubt I'd find much pleasure in having a girl sucking my own balls off whilst the other one decides to scream like a fucking maniac "YES COME ON! FUCK ME HARDER! FUCK THAT PUSSY!" I don't see where that is a turn-on.

So anyway, when guys masturbate, they do it differently from when they do it with a girl around, and I'm damn sure girls do it differently aswell.
Guys also have to ask the same question, over and over, "Do you like that?" And we do expect the same answer as always: Yes.
Well fucking of course she likes it you fucking numbnut, or else she wouldn't have sex with you unless she's mentally derranged and is some sort of nympho.

I'm sure I've brought this up before...