If it was the end of the world, who would be saved first?

As the headline says: If it was the end of the world, who would be saved first?

I'd make a wild guess on.. humm, President of the United States?
Yeah, probably him, and as it is right now, he probably have an espace plan that will take him to safety, no matter what happens.
He probably got an espace plan if his dinner wouldn't be ready in time, that takes him directly to McDonalds where they already got a Big Tasty waiting for him.
Who would be saved second among that first wave of people? The most important people in the world, of course... Celebrties, or porn actors... Pretty much the same these days, but still.

My point is that they say we shouldn't judge people, everyone is equal, and yet they would do that kinda shit to us if something like "the end of the world" would happen. People would probably try to play hero and sacrifice, and honestly I wouldn't give a fuck about that "hero", if he/she is that got damn stupid and decide to sacrifice his/her own life for humanity, fine! At least I would be alive, but if anyone asked me to, I would tell them to fuck off. If I'm gonna die a horrible death, so should they, and as we are about to die, I would just tell them "Don't judge people, we're equal" and then I would laugh at them. Yeah bitches, right back at ya'!


Subject change...

Nah, screw it.