So what happend since I last wrote stuff in here? Hmm... Oh yes, I've learned a few things, seen a few things and got a few questions I suppose.
- I've seen the biggest emo crowd ever, and it was not on a MCR concert.
- I've realised that people are dumber than I thought, they clearly don't understand the meaning of being ugly, stupid and hated.
- I've seen things that shouldn't be seen, and worse.
- I've been told by my own dad that I don't have a life and yet, I have accomplished more than he has in his entire life.
- I've learned that "emo-kids" are also people, just less important and of less value than whale sperm.
- Apparently everything isn't about me in this world, which I thought was weird, I always thought it was.
- I've learned that you shouldn't have too high expectations, it always fails.
- Apparently you're not a person unless you've been out in the sun during the summer.
- Also, I've been "schooled" by the biggest geek ever on World of Warcraft, telling me I got no life, no skills in the game (oh god that hurts sooooooo bad) and that I totally suck. Amazing, isn't it?
- China should have less unprotected sex. I bet their population is more than 1/5 of the worlds population.
- Who needs gas? I ride the bus, right? Bussdrivers are idiots and not people.
- Apparently it's wrong to laugh at feminism. Soon we'll see someone forming a group named "We're virgins" and everyone who is or claim to be a virgin are allowed to join.
- Black people aren't black, they're just darker than white people. Racists has not gotten any smarter since I checked last.
- Blonde "bimbo" girls that are said to be stupid is not a lie, it's true. "Look at me, I'm blonde" Yes, but you're FAT! Cover up!
- Ugly people want more attention than sexy people. They simply need people to tell them that they ARE ugly and should wear a bag on the head.
- There's nothing wrong with fat people, as long as they're on a diet?
- George W. Bush was not stupid, insane or a douchebag, he just had different opinions and should be shot at sight.
- Everyone has the same value. That's why kids in Africa starv to death every day.
- Being thin means you do not eat at all. You're anorexic and will die any minute? No, it means that you're not fat and is doing perfectly fine, don't try to change me! I want to be "S" not "XL".
- Loving someone is the same thing as being horny. You want him/her in bed and spend as much time as possible with that one person.
- Humans are meant to eat meat, some people just don't get it.
- Alcohol is a good way to forget things.
- Alcohol is a even better way to feel good.
- Drugs aren't illegal as long as you take them at the right time. So when's the right time to get addicted?
- The emo culture has gone on way too far. It's not "emo" anymore. It's "I hate my life and wear black clothes, insipire and fuck people below the age of 15 and cut myself constantly because I got nothing to do and I also must infiltrate McDonalds so I can get fat so I got another reason to be sad"-style.
- Guns don't kill people, the bullet does.
- Humans does not longer declare war to eachother, they dare eachother to push a button.
- Having long hair means that people are allowed to pat your head like a dog.
- Wearing a "hoodie" with the hood up means you are a satanist. Oh really?
- We are aliens, not animals. It's a fact and we all know it.
- Humans are as primitive as any other animal, you can't deny the fact that you want to bang hot people.
- Cheating on someone does not mean you don't love the other one anymore. It means that he/she is bad in bed.
- Being bad in bed gives you a bad reputation, until you prove them wrong or kill them. Maybe you shouldn't have cheated on your wife?
- Internet was made to spread porn and addicting people to certain stuff.
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