Special Olympics aren't that special

So a few shit things happend in the world, I do not intend to mention them all, but a few.
Where to start...

The olympics has started! Oh my god! Isn't that amazing?! And it's in China!
That must be one of the worst ideas ever, apart from the fact that the Olymics totally suck anyway.
I mean, sure, the Olympics gives lifeless people something to watch and dream of, so they can say "That could've been me if I didn't spend 40 hours/week on McDonalds..."

So, they placed the Olympics in China, Bejing, and hoped it would get so awesome! And China finally got happy to actually participate in the Olympics. But since it must be their first time or something, they just have to fuck it up in one way or another. Apparently they have people who threw homemade bombs at policemen and shit. A shitload of the contestants could not participate due to the bad air that is in China. Some didn't take a drug-test and couldn't participate, not that it was Chinas' fault, but might aswell blame them for that aswell.
So why the fuck did they place it in China? They just thought they'd be nice to the overwhelming people on earth and place even more in their tiny country. They just had to destroy hundred of peoples home to make the fucking arena for the steroid addicted fucks that just HAD to run yet another year in TV to show people how fucked up they are. JUST to win a fucking medal or some kind of shit. Sure, I will also destroy peoples home to have somewhere to run.
But yeah, once again we've proven that China should be stopped. They try to conquer the world by going berserk during the Olympic Games and show everyone how badass they are.
I swear, Japan is hiding in a corner right now, being so ashamed to just look like chinese people.
When I think of it, whole Asia must just hang their heads in shame. This is the start of yet another world war... Almost, will be Asian Wars, also coming on Playstation 3, Xbox 360 and PC. Buy it Now!

So screw the Olympics and China.

So another funny thing I heard of is that Russia FINALLY got the game World of Warcraft! Isn't that amazing?!?!
They did send up the first rocket in space, but China fucking got WoW before them and therefore a nuclear war will break out. Which will all be about politics and hate between religions. Or so they say. It was actually about Russia being mad that China got WoW before them and China is still pissed of on Russia for sending up that got damn rocket, meanwhile the USA is thinking of a good reason to get involved in this war.
So in the middle of the war, the USA will fly there with their macho air-planes and bomb both Russia and China and say "Russia did not send up the first rocket in space, we did, and we're still pissed off on China since the second world war... And we wanted the Olympics".

Back to the Olympics.
I am glad there is olympics for mentally challanged people. 2 really positive things about it.

1. They show the steroid-addicted fuckheads that they're not the only ones that can look macho on television. Just because you're disabled in any way doesn't mean you're not a person....
2. It's very amusing to watch...

They should put up more things for mentally disabled people, or other kind of people, just to show them to the world, and that everyone is equal... Haha, right! No, but really. To prove the point that anyone can be something big, be the one they want without some shitheads telling them that people are born to be rich, famous and idiots.

Also, why do people get so mad if you tell a joke about some kind of mentally disabled person? I'm damn sure they make fun of us aswell, but we wouldn't know because we're a bunch of blinded sympathy whores, trying to do the right thing and care for everyone of LESS VALUE than ourselves, and of course everyfuckingone is equal! If you want to value a mentally disabled person in a wheelchair who can't wipe his own ass, why don't you have sex with him, get a few kids and then see how much you value your own life?! I do not mean that they aren't people, but if I would fall from a height you shouldn't fall from, get disabled from my neck and down, or worse, I would want death-help. I would want people to actually end my miserable life. But do they? NO! They decided to let them live the rest of their life, unable to move, unable to talk, unable to do anything ,just sit there, shit their pants and let someone wipe it up for them. If you would really care for your son who can't do shit and never will be able to, you would actually, either pay someone to make him able to move or end it.

No wait.. Why don't you put him in the Special Olympics? Maybe you can speed up his wheelchair and he'll win "wheel-100-meter". Maybe then they will sue you for drug abuse in some way, even though they know he can't move a single part of his own body and have not been able to for 15 years.

Make a Special Olympics for "Emo-Kids", that would be interesting. "100-meter slitwrist", "razorbladethrowing". Which will all be held in Mexico, because if then the "emo-kids" got no other choice but running for their lives if they want to live.