School and porn?

School, Necessary or not? Good or Evil? From Heaven or Hell? That is the big question, isn't it?
I'd say that school is good and necessary to a certain age, when you get past that age, you already got the basics and then they can fuck off.
But no, alot of jobs these days require some high-tech, über education to get in, then when you're in there you need to learn a shitload of stuff, get even more education, waste 5 more years of your life to learn shit and then, THEN you know how to take an order from someone who wants food on McDonalds. People keep studying. although they hate what they're doing, they keep doing JUST to get a good job so they can buy themselves a family and live a decent life in a decent house in a shitty village in a shitty country, just to make money for their family so they can live a decent life when he DIE. And what did he do with his life? Not a shit. (the reason I chose "he", a "man" is because I'm stubborn and can't see it through a womans eyes)
Anyway
I'm not going to do that, I'm not going to waste my life to study something that I don't like, to get a shitty house in a shitty country and then die.
I'm going to study something I like, something that's interesting and then fucking make it work, I WILL MAKE IT WORK!
Even if it meant that I was going to be a porn actor, I'd make it work. I'd become macho and then get laid in front of a damn camera and POOF, I'm famous! Fuck me!

Porn.. Interesting...
Porn is kind of useless, at least to me.
Where's the pleasure of watching someone else fucking? I'd understand if you actually were that one person who was getting laid, but then again I do not find a good reason to watch it afterwards.. Anyway, if you were that one person, it'd be nice.
I think that porn is for desperate guys/girls who "likez ze dryhumpz".
Also, I don't think watching porn will teach you alot about sex. It'll teach you, more or less, something like this:

If you want sex, as they do it in this movie, you should find a desperate, horny, slutty girl, find a hotel room and then make her take drugs for about 5 hours until she's so damn high that she think she actually can fly and starts to jump off the bed. Then you can make her abit drunk so she's almost passing out. By then I guess she can't feel anything, THAT's when y0u "start recording" and that's when you start to fuck.
And then, when you're done, you just leave here there because she'll be fine, as they are in the movie... Right?

Yeah right dipshits, it's not reality!
I bet you can get something like it, but that must be some amazingly stupid, horny and desperate girl...

And how about lesbians? Are they the same as they are in porn? Hell no. I don't think lesbians would agree to just make out and have a dildoshow right in front of your eyes. I also don't think they would agree with having sex with you, that would make them bisexual, wouldn't it?

And how about gayguy porn? They don't show that on TV now do they? No, they think that is "illegal" and wrong! But where the fuck is the difference between lesbian porn and gay porn? Ok, I'd also say it's easier for me to watch lesbian porn than gay porn, but I wouldn't find any of them interesting, but still! They show the lesbian porn because it's "innocent girls". But they won't show the "innocent homoguys" who always, if it's gay porn, takes it up THE ASS! I think that they should show the gay porn aswell. Not because I want to watch it, just to make it fair!

Besides, the girls also take it up the bum, but no one complains...

So now, I hope you do realise that porn is useless and shouldn't be watched, it should be made, but no one should watch it.
By the way, people in porn movies... Aren't they like, prostitutes? I mean, they get paid for getting laid, so that would make them prostitutes? Wouldn't it? Yes it would, yes it would...
So maybe if you really want to get laid as in porn movies, buy a hooker and tell her you want to be a porn actor and that you pay well.

Also, I don't see why prostitution is illegal, I don't see the point.. Porn is not illegal, so why should that be? I'd say we make, either both illegal or both legal.
Now, I'm gonna go buy myself a hooker in school, just to be a criminal!
Why not a pair of gayguys and some lesbians, eh?

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