Mental age below 5, unless my parents are here

Why is there a certain age limit on some movies? I mean, I don't think a 3 year old kid would get offended or anything like it if he/she was watching porn. In fact, I don't even think the kid would be watching, because at that age, it's not that interesting. But ok, take your kid to the cinema and what do they get to see? Teletubbies, Pokemon and some other half-made, crappy movie they got $5 to make and it took them 4 hours to do it. And the idea of the movie was to entertain kids between the age of 2-5. OF COURSE they go with something cute and fluffy that goes on an adventure to find a lollipop, and on the way to the holy lollipop forest, the fluffy piece of shit meets a bad witch, which is very evil and transforms the lollipop into a carrot. Then they have their "Epic Battle", aka Hug-Fest, and then they live happily ever after.

Why not just fucking show them real movies? I think a baby would feel pretty damn good to watch the "Terminator" movies. Seriously, just imagine him when he grows up "I wanna be just like Mr. Badass Terminator" And that kid would be so got damn macho. But no, instead he get to watch Teletubbies and be called Faggot his whole life for wearing a pink shirt, tight jeans and giving people hugs, also, he give tiny kids hugs and becomes a pedo... Pretty much like the "emo-kids", tight clothes who doesn't match in any way and totally Gay in a negative way.

But ok, they put that age limit shit. But what the fuck is that other thing?
I mean, the age limit is 15, unless there's parents with them, WHICH seem to be the over the age of 18. Then the age limit lowers to 12?
Just because there's an older person with the kid doesn't make him/her older you dipshits, it's still the same useless piece of shit kid, same pathetic kid in pink shirt and tight jeans! Just because there's an older person with him doesn't mean he can't still shit his pants because the Terminator fires a warning shot!
You can't change that. The kid isn't older because someone else near him/her is, for fucks sake.

And how come they won't show porn at the cinema? It's movies aswell, but then they can't write "Only kids over the age of 18, unless there's parents with them, holding their dicks and preventing them for wacking off"
Ok, I might understand why they won't have porn at the cinema, they'd have to give out fage-vaginas and dildos to people just to prevent the whole cinema to smell like sex and sweat.
But still, they should have more "REAL" sex scenes in movies. They're cutting down it more and more, in the end we'll end up with real porn being 2 people, fully dressed, cuddling at the dinner table while eating spagetti. Almost like softporn nowdays, it's such a turn-off. As if porn isn't already, but softporn is worse.

Ok, back to the subject, they should have more realistic, real, hardcore sex in movies to show that the hero in the movie is a badass dude who fucks every single girl that's got big, fake plastic boobies and is blonde, just to show his badass image, and then after a good fucking humping, he saves the world.
But they don't do that, instead they go with the "soft cuddling guy" hero, which is part gay. And before he saves the world, he goes into a room, look the girl in the eyes and say something like "No matter what happens, I'll always love you" Then they kiss and then he saves the world.
I swear, the movie would be so much better if he would just "Dear, no matter what happens.. Fuck it, I WANNA FUCK before I save the world! So come on let's do it!" *Hardcore scene*
And then he fucking saves the world! FUCK YEAH!

Ok, maybe it depends on what type of movie it is.. If it were Pokemon I'm perfectly fine with him, telling Pikatchu that he loves him and then he "sacrifice", aka throws himself into the water and yells "I'll save you Misty, don't give up on me you hoe!" And then the pathetic happy ending, everyone's happy and the bad guys have either disappeared or turned into good guys, WITHOUT any charges from the police for threatening the whole fucking world, way to go! *thumbs up*
I hate movies...

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