Because men used to rule the world.. Now it's kind of different.. Anyhow, God should and would be a female black person.
Mainly because people already think that it's a man, big beard, live in the clouds, is very nice and is white. I bet it's a woman, long dark hair, live somewhere in the clouds of course, isn't very nice but try to, since she get paid well, and is black.
I mean, who the fuck came up with the idea that men would rule the world? Or even worse, WHITE men? It's stupid.
I mean.. Why would God be the one who's being nice? She could just be as mean as any other bastard in the universe and still be God..
If God would be a nice person, why the fuck would she let war go on down here, people starv to death and let us get thousand of different diseases and viruses, just to die a slow and painful death?
If God exist, she hates us all. Otherwise the world would be perfect.
Anyhow, I know this is abit repeative, but you should learn.
Ok, get ready for a subject change...
Something that really sucks is your breath in the morning when you wake up... Ok, most things suck when you wake up in the morning, I'll mention a few.
First of all, your breath.
Let's say you're two in the bed. Both of you got the killer-breath but have not yet noticed it. So you lay down.. All calm, turn your heads towards eachother and breathe through the nose.. Until one of you finally takes a deep breath and says something.. What just happend? A fucking bomb exploded in that one persons fucking mouth!
You brush your teeth and shit when you go to bed, but does it help? NO! It's like a damn nuclear war going on in there while you sleep! And when you wake up, the nuclear wastes just dwell out of your mouth, on to the person next to you so he/she gets radioactive wastes on him and will die a slow and horrible death... More or less.
I'm just telling you, the breath is KILLING! So do NOT breathe on someone when you wake up.. Unless you got an air-refresher in your mouth...
Second, as a guy.. Waking up with a boner totally sucks.
I mean, sure, if you wake up next to a really hot and horny girl with that awesome breath that you just can't get enough of and you know your breath is awesome aswell, or she can't smell anything, it's different. Then you can actually do something. But not otherwise.. I mean, let's say you're a few people in a tent, it's crowded in there and you lie close to eachother.. Eventually you all fall asleep and in the morning you wake up with some guys dick, poking you in an unpleasant place... No, morningboner totally sucks.. Also, it's damn difficult to pee with it sometimes.. So I just suggest guys sit down if they got it. And if girls got it, go check it at a doctor....
Third, if you go to bed and it's cold in the room.
You're tired, everything gets cold so you decide to go to bed. Before you lay down, you turn up the heat. Then you cuddle yourself down and wear socks on to keep it warm.
So eventually you fall asleep... What happens when you wake up in the morning? Did you fall asleep in the shower or something? Maybe in a rain forest?
'Cause I sure as hell know it wasn't a swimming pool there before. I mean, sure, it's not very nice but it is sort of acceptable if you're alone, but if you're two... God... That is not nice. It's like both of you are taking a hot bath together, although it smells like hell.. The good thing is, you can always take a both together afterwards, because you WILL need it.
So there's a few bad doodoo's.. Bad Breath, Bad Boner and Bad Heat, try to avoid it.
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