So who can actually prove that HELL exist? I mean, people say that it's beneath us, but if you dig deep enough, you get down to china? I don't get it.
I suppose someone tried to dig their way to hell and ended up in China, or other way around.
But no, it does not even exist either. China does, not hell.
How about Satan? Mr. Evil himself. How do we know what he looks like?
Appearently he's supposte to have goat feet, big horns and sometimes, big evil-looking wings.
Sounds like a joke to me, or some kind of freak like the platypus.
I swear, if Satan would exist, he would be the creator of the platypus.
As God created the humans to look like himself, I bet Satan did the same.
Ok, and now if you would go down to hell. What would it look like? Of course it's supposte to be dark and evil, but how the fuck do you get flames into that?
So, it's dark flames, very hot and alot of demonic platypuses down there. Sounds like hell to me.
I've got a feeling this is getting abit messy...
So, now that we know all about Heaven and Hell, we keep reading about this Very "interesting" stuff and get to know that there's a WAR going on between Heaven and Hell. It's a big war that no one will win, it will go on FOREVER!
But hold on a second.. It's a war between big guns Upstairs and badass evilness Downstairs, and what the fuck is inbetween Heaven and Hell? WE ARE!!
I've not noticed any demonic/angelic war, have you? No no, they're probably hiding it from us, they're hiding it from reality and only people who can see Angels/Demons can see them, aka people that are Nuts and way into their religions.
But okay, let's say that when people die, they go to Heaven or Hell. But where the fuck do the ghosts come in? It's dead people, right?
They're "Lost souls who can't find their way into Heaven" Eh...?
Why Heaven and not Hell? And what do you mean "Lost souls"? How can you get lost when you die? I mean, according to people and books, there's a bright light which you should follow to Heaven and meet God, the almighty one. And how are you supposte to move when you're dead?
And how do you get to Hell? You die and then your pathetic little soul, which have comitted many bad, bad deeds, fall through the earth, down to hell and get tormented for all eternity, because Satan is a bad doodoo person. And yet, people seem to worship him in some kind of way.
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And then again, here we go:
Humanity has done so many things wrong and we still don't learn from our mistakes.
I mean, I shouldn't complain, but if we were meant to fly, wouldn't we have wings? Just open your eyes and see where it got us! First we made a simple airplane, which eventually turned into a fucking Murder Machine! But sure, it's good that we finally have them, although they're not 100% sure to travel in.
But, so it turned into a murder machine, loads of people died etc etc no one gives a damn. But I don't get the point of getting years of education, get into a plane, fly halfway around the world just to crash into a building?
I would understand if they would just bomb it with missiles or something, but not to do a fucking suicide bombing.
Same with those people who strap bombs around themselves. "Pay attention kids, I'm only going to perform this once"
How do they know it works? And how do they know what to do without those years of education?
"Hey you! How many teachers did you have during your past 3 years in highschool?"
"Hmm... Around 150, you?"
*Click*
BOOM!
But they should be lucky, When they finally blow themselves up, there's 40 Virgins waiting for them in Heaven, because they commited suicide for the right causes and that's where they're going. But who the fuck said that it's female virgins? What if they go to "Heaven" and find out that it's 40 Gay Virgins waiting for them, just waiting to get laid? Sucks to be that one person if he's straight, man..
And where do their women go? Do they go to Heaven? Nah, since they don't mention them at all, I suppose they go to hell, where there probably is 40 Gay Dudes who lost their virginity in a great orgie. And since it's a woman that came down there, she won't get any sex at all. All she'll do is cook and clean for all eternity, as she probably did when she was alive aswell.
Their style of living is even more fucked up than ours.
We live to die. Go humanity!
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